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It took me a long time to do it so I do hope u all enjoy it.
The story is long but be grateful, and if your not then I will find out where you live, buy a blue-man suit, and watch your through your windows lol
(Storytime Kiddies)
(Previously on Chapter 6)
Gash: YOU DUMB BITCH! YOUR OUT NUMBED!! *turns to the hitmen* WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR?! KILL HER!!!!
The remaining hitmen(except for The Stoner): *about to charge at SWS but they stop as they see her pull out some kind of bomb*
SWS: *holding both the briefcase and the bomb item that she made from C-4, a granade, old rusty nails, and a detinator* That's right! Back up! >:3 you try touching me, and WE ALL GO BOOM!!! *smirking at everyone as she back up at a window* Well I would love to stay and hear about your guys origin stories but we dont have the budget for that. Well… at least I now have a budget *talking about the cash* buuuuuuut im not gonna waste my money on you guys. Later bitches! *jumps out of the window laughing her way out*
The hitmen were about to follow her, but they soon panicked as SWS tossed that bomb that she was holding back into the meeting room with them with no way out.
But… the bomb didnt go off. They thought maybe the bomb was a fake?
But no, it WAS real… its just that it would go off once SWS was 50 feet away from it… which she was.
Once she was far away, she was sitting on a lounge chair and eating popcorn as she watched the building where the meeting was happening blow up.
SWS: *eating popcorn while also wearing IMAX 3-D glasses as she watches the explosions* *sighs* I love explosions ^^
(now the conclusion)
The building where the meeting was happening was on fire with most of it being destroyed, everyone in it should've been dead… but they weren't.
As Gash, The Cougar, The Stoner, bloodborne, and the BIG DOG got out… except for Lackey#69 but Gash really didn't care that much about him but he was angry that SWS took the money and outsmarted him.
Gash: *clenching his fists in anger while also trying to calm down but it wasn't working*
Bloodborne: Soooooooooooo does this mean that the deal is off now that there's no money? Orrrrrrrrrrrr?-
Gash: NO IT DOESN'T!! I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR NOT GETTING PAID, I HIRED YOU BRAINLESS DUMBFUCKS TO FIND THIS BITCH AND KILL HER! HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO KILL A WOMAN?!!! ALL 4 OF YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO KILL HER! AND IF YOU DONT- IM GONNA MAKE SURE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!!!! NOW GET GOING!!!
The Cougar and Bloodborne began running away to find SWS.
The Stoner: *so high that he wasn't paying attention on what Gash was saying* I fucking love this weed… What were you saying?-
Gash: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! *The Stoner then began walking away while rolling up a big blunt. Gash was annoyed but he noticed that The BIG DOG was still standing there not moving a muscle* Move it along, mutt!
The BIG DOG: No. Sooner or later She will be coming for you. And when that moment happens, I'm going to kill her. So I will wait for her… Father.
SWS(Narrating): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! So it reveals that The BIG DOG is Gash’s son. What a plot twist!!?
But enough about that- lets get back to me!!!
10 mins later, Applebee's, 7:30 PM aka Happy Hours…
The Cougar: *sitting at the main counter where all the booze was at. Abit frustrated and abit worried that she will might end up like DeathWish, but she tries to not worry about it* Hey Bar keep, I’ll have a Jack Daniel's.
Bar Keep: Comin up.
???: Make that 2 Jack Daniel’s.
The Cougar: *turns her head to the left to see SWS sitting next to her which made her jump* GAH! *defends herself with a small bowl of peanuts*
SWS: *doesn't phase her as she simply just calmly smiles at her while also eating some of the peanuts from the bowl* oh relax will ya? I knew that the explosion wasn't going to kill you all. *breaks the fourth wall* Besides, if the movie ended with all the main bad guys getting killed off in one place so quickly without each of them having their own screen time then the whole movie would be ruined. *goes back to talking to The Cougar*
Anyway, I knew the explosion wasn't gonna kill you just yet, plus I knew that you would be at this Applebee’s, at this time.
The Cougar: How did you know that?
SWS: uhhh hello? You're called “The Cougar” right? Cougars always come to Applebee’s at this time a day to find a guy to fuck.
I may be crazy but Im not stupid. So I figured that I might as well find you, chat a lil bit, have a few drinks, and stuff before we start killing each other. What do ya say?
I’ll pay for our drinks ;3 *pulls up the briefcase full of the $50,000,000*
The Cougar: *wasn't sure what to believe but she reluctantly agreed and slow calmed down as she put the bowl of peanuts down* I guess…
*doesn't look at SWS just looks at the shelves of boozes* so… where are you from I guess.
SWS: Oh I'm from a lil town called New Toon City. What about you? Where are you from?
The Cougar: … I'm from Hollywood.
SWS: Hollywood, dang girl. Fancy. Met any movie stars before?
The Cougar: I’ve met a few.
SWS: Lucky lol So what made you do what you do in life? *She's referring to The Cougar being a killer. The Cougar asked the same thing back* Well I’ve already had what I've always wanted ever since I moved to LA. I got some good jobs that pays me BIG money, I get to have alot of sex, I have lots and lots of fans kissing my feet. I simply became a hit-woman because I wanted to add in a lil bit more excitement in my life. What about you?
The Cougar: Life. I was a bad kid growing up, to the point where my parents didn't want anything to do with me. When I was like 17 or something, I got pregnant by some frat house moron after he thought I was 21 and so we got married… it didn't work out great. *SWS asked what happen* oh the usual crap when it comes to new married couples and new parents, we argue, we had money issues, my husband couldn't keep a job, and the baby ended up in foster care. And so we were through.
SWS: Sorry to hear about that.
The Cougar: nah, I could care less. After that, I got married 5 more times in my life and had 7 kids with at least 2 of them. The last 2 husbands… they died. They just kept pushing me and I had enough. Shot em 20 times. I got away with it claiming it was self defense… 2nd time, I was arrested for 5 years in prison for murder but with man-slaughter.
After I got out of prison, I decided to just simply go to Applebee’s every night, meet some young men, have sex with em, take their money, and then just kill em and leave their bodies.
SWS: Hmm… Interesting backstory.
Bar Keep: *places the 2 Jack Daniel’s on the counter for SWS and The Cougars* Here's your drinks girls.
SWS: Thank u ^^ *goes back to talking to The Cougar* So how many guys have you been with?
The Cougar: maybe somewhere around 25 I think. How many have you been with? *SWS tells her to guess* ok then… 50? *nope* 75? *no again* O-O 100? *its like shes not even trying* Well how many have you been with? *SWS takes a napkin, a pen, and wrote down a number* oh wow… that many huh?
SWS: Oh yeah X3
As The Cougar was about to drink her glass of Jack Daniels, SWS stops her for a second and gets her to look away for a moment to look at some of the men in the bar.
While The Cougar wasn't looking, SWS then dropped something in her drink.
(the thing that SWS dropped into The Cougar’s drink was a special drug that she made from roofie, tilenol, a teaspoon of cocaine, and MOLLY aka the party drug)
Once The Cougar turned her head back to SWS, they both made a toast.
SWS: *lifts her drink* Let's have a toast. A toast to the 2 of us knowing a lil bit about each other before we start killing each other.
The Cougar: eh what the hell? *lifts her drink as well* Cheers. *both she and SWS drank their drinks without her noticing what SWS put in her drink* wow thats… thats a strong drink hehehe
SWS: Sounds like to me, that your simply a light weight *chuckles*
The Cougar: oh yeah? I’ll show you!
SWS: I like where this is going. Hey Bar Keep, we’re gonna need a few more rounds.
50 drinks later…
Both SWS and The Cougar were having a great time… they were pretty fucking wasted lol
But SWS was not ready to rest yet and so took The Cougar with her to a RAV PARTY!
SWS: *dancing with The Cougar while partying and drinking* ISN’T THIS AWESOME?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Cougar: *dancing and partying as well with SWS* YEAH! THIS IS GREAT! BEST TIME I’VE HAD IN MY LIFE!! SO MUCH BETTER THEN WITH MY EX HUSBANDS LOL XDDDD *she soon started to yawn as she was kinda getting abit tired*
SWS: *noticed The Cougar yawning* Hey, you good?!
The Cougar: Yeah! I'm just abit tired is all!
SWS: Don't worry I got ya covered! Take some of these! *hands the Cougar some Molly*
The Cougar: oh! I-I don't know!~
SWS: COME ON! IT’LL BE FUN!
The Cougar: Look girl, I dont need drugs to have fun.
Half a second later…
Under pressure, The Cougar and SWS took the Molly and began partying like there was no tomorrow or like they were having a crazy acid filled heart attack. Their hearing began on having an echo to them, their visions began to become more blurry than the 80’s, and stuff just kept on getting freaky.
The Cougar: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!! I CAN SEE FUCKING TRIPLE RAINBOWS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!
SWS: *riding on The Cougar’s back while also dry humping her because their both pretty much brainless at this point* YEAH!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Soon enough the drug began to not just have the 2 women seeing and hearing things, but it also began to trigger some… inner feelings.
The Cougar: *began to see some freaky visions between her and SWS until SWS appears right in front of her and stops her from speaking by placing a finger in her lips*
SWS: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhshhhhhhshhhhhshhhhshhhhshhhhh *just weirdly starts playing with The Cougar’s lips using her fingers until it started to turn both of them on*
Just like that, the 2 women held nothing back as they then began to aggressively make out with each other like 2 wild hungry lionesses in Africa all the way until they ended up in the room of a cheap hotel while also ripping each other's clothes off.
SWS(Narorating): Yep, that's right. We’re gonna have a full on girl on girl lesbian sex scene for all you horn-dog viewers. So you better get comfortable, because it's about to get hot!!! XD
(the song that is playing in this scene is “I Want Her (feat. Georgia Harris)” soooooooooooo enjoy that lol)
SWS: *continues to make out with The Cougar until she breaks the kiss as she tosses her onto the bed and got on top of her*
The Cougar: What are you planning to do- *SWS shuts her up with a single finger*
SWS: Shhhhhhhh Shhhhshshhhhshhh shush up. Im gonna give you the kind of pleasure that NO other man has ever been able to give you. Just relax, *spreads the cougars legs apart* This is gonna get go-
Suddenly out of nowhere The Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket pops up blocking the good stuff of whats going on… wait what?
The Drill Sergeant: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU HONRY FREAKS! THIS SCENE IS ABOUT TO BECOME WAY TOO HOT AND DIRTY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS TO SEE THAT YOUR BALLS OR CLIT WILL EXPLODE!!
SWS(Narrating): uuuuuh excuse me! What are you doing here and what do you think your doing?!
The Drill Sergeant: LIKE I JUST SAID, THIS SEX SCENE IS WAY TOO HOT AND DIRTY FOR SOME VIEWERS TO SEE!!
SWS(Narrating): yeah. THAT'S THE POINT! PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THIS STUFF! *annoyed* ya know what? Whatever, we’ll just make an unrated version of the movie once it gets out on DVD, I'm out of here.
The Drill Sergeant: RIGHT! NOW THEN, WHILE THIS SCENE IS GOING ON, *changes the channel to stuff that will give you the idea of whats going on* I WILL BE SHOWING YOU ALL SOME NICE WHOLESOME IMAGES HERE UNTIL THE SEX SCENE IS OVER!
The first image on the screen was a cat licking a lollipop
The Drill Sergeant: AAAAH YES! SO WHOLESOME, ISN'T IT?! *checks up on the sex scene* HOLY MARY MOTHER OF ME! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS. IT'S LIKE A MIX BETWEEN EVERY PORNO AND HENTAI EVER MADE IN HISTORY MADE FROM THE HANDS OF GOD!
The next images are 2 females (SWS and The Cougar’s hands) doing a few odd things such as pushing scissors into each other, touching tacos, rubbing hotdog buns against each other.
The Drill Sergeant: I THINK THE SEX SCENE IS OVER! LET ME TAKE A QUICK CHECK AN- *he changes the chanel back to the sex scene but changed it again after seeing SWS fucking the Cougar with a 20 inch futa cock(SWS was using a futa pill that makes her have a cock, but the pill dosnt last long after a few loads lol)* WHOA THAT WAS INCREDIBLY MY BAD! I MISUNDERSTOOD THE SIGNALS!
The next image then began with SWS biting down on some kind of weird carpet thing, while also giving the viewers the bedroom eyes.
The other images were SWS’s tongue sliding down through a door mailbox thing, 2 train tunnels ramming into each other, and lastly a Twinkie trying to go through a donut until it burst its cream filling out.
The Drill Sergeant: OK! NOW I AM SURE THAT THE SEX SCENE IS OVER! *changes the channel back now to SWS and the Cougar in bed naked with a blanket covering up their lower half* THERE WE GO! ALRIGHT, CARRY ON! *he leaves and never comes back*
SWS: *in bed smoking a cigarette with The Cougar sleeping next to her* aaaaaaaahh that was great. Nothing better then some hot steamy, and messed up sex with someone who was hired to kill yo- oh
yeah, I almost forgot that Gash hired you to kill me. *The Cougar is still sleeping*
As SWS was quietly getting out of bed and getting dress, she was just curious and decided to grab The Cougar’s phone (don't judge her, I'm sure all of you have done that to your lover once before in your life lol)
Just like a nosy person, SWS decided to look through The Cougar’s text.
[The Cougar’s Text box]
???(its Gash but the Cougar doesn't know that): Hey. You willing to kill for money?
The Cougar: Not interested unless this is BIG money.
???: This is MORE then just BIG money.
The Cougar: How much are we talkin?
???: $500,000,000
The Cougar: OMFG!
???: Yeah I know. Just come to this address. *sends his address to her* and DON'T TELL ANYONE!
[End of the text box]
SWS: >: ) Jackpot. Well thanks for the info Cougar, I gotta bounce *The Cougar is still sleeping and SWS was about to leave the hotel room*
SWS(Narrating): wait wait wait! Don't go just yet!
SWS: What?
SWS(Narrating): your really gonna let her live? *SWS pointed out that she did let 3 of the hitmen live and she was sure that The Cougar won't be a problem* Ok, but what if she decides to come after us later on? We can't let that happen!
SWS: *sighs* I guess you have got a good point there. *looks at The Cougar still sleeping* Hmmmmmm… What to do with you? *looks down in her pants, she noticed that she still had her futa cock, and then she looked at The Cougar’s… ear* well I’ve always wanted to try something freaky >:3
20 mins later…
This scene shows SWS existing from the hotel room, not showing what she did.
Once SWS left the hotel room, the hotel maid entered the room to clean but had a massive surprise as she saw The Cougar still in bed but with a brain dead look on her face and cum… gushing out of her ear.
Yes. IT IS what you think it is, SWS literally mind fucked The Cougar in the ear… and most likley damaged her brain lol
Some time later, 9:55 PM, a mob tower(I couldn't come up with a better name for the tower lol)…
The whole tower was heavily guarded, yet somehow SWS managed to sneak in with ease by going through the air vents.
It almost felt TOO easy for her, she even thought it was too easy, but she just looked pass that as she was on a mission looking for the man behind all this Gash.
She eventually found a vent that led into the room that Gash was in, as she saw him in a room of monitors.
SWS: *whispering while shes watching Gash through the vent* There you are. *burst out of the vent behind Gash and pulled out 2 handguns* SURPRISE BITCH!!! IM HAVING MOB BLOOD TONIGHT BOYS!!! *starts shooting Gash in the head like 20 times* And now you are no more! *she was about to leave the building before people start looking for her… but she didnt hear any alarms going off* Hmmm… that's odd. No alarms. I'm sure that anyone would have set off the alarms after hearing gunshots. *just looks at the back of the dead body still sitting on the chair and had an odd feeling* Something doesn't seem right.
She then walked over the now dead body of Gash but when she turned the body around, she noticed… it was actually just a dummy full of fake blood.
And the dummy also had 5 packs of C-4 taped all over it… and the C-4 was about to blow.
SWS: O-O oh FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- *the C-4 goes off and blows her through the walls causing multiple bruises all over her body, until she fell to her knees about to pass out* Ffffffuuuck… *hears alarms going off now* I gotta… *tries to get back up* get out of here… *she's too weak to get up as she falls back down and soon heard footsteps getting close*
???: Oh, your not going anywhere. *SWS looks up to see Gash and the remaining hit-men as Gash bends down to her face* Now… you and I are gonna have a lil “chat”
(To be continue…)
So... that was something, am I right?! lol
The story took me like 2 days to work on and it took me like maybe just 1 day to do both panels for the drawing.
This time around, I wanted SWS to start going after the hitmen instead of them going after her, just to show that she means business and so she thought that it would be a good move to go after the weakest hitmen aka The Cougar, and as you all can see... that worked out well lol
So for the drawing, I was gonna make 3 panels but I decided to just do 2 panels.
The first panel is SWS and The Cougar making a toast before they start killing each other, and The Cougar is not sure about SWS just yet.
also if you look closely at their drinks, you'll noticed a lil bit of effect to the drug that SWS put in The Cougar's drink.
The 2nd panel is obviously SWS and The Cougar making out with tongue in the cheap hotel room. Honestly the hard part for the drawing was drawing them in that pose with SWS holding The Cougar... but I managed to do it right enough.
I was originally gonna add in just a random hotel room jpeg as the background but then I decided to just make the background myself such as adding some wall pictures and stuff like that.
I also didn't really know what do draw for the wall pictures... and so I just went with a random picture of a man with no face and a boat at sea... that's it lol
So yeah, that's all I have to say about the drawing and the story here. I hope u all enjoy the story and I hope u all enjoy the drawing too.
as for the sex scene thing between SWS and The Cougar... I MIGHT actually make that drawing and post it on my NewGrounds but I can't keep that promise completely lol
Until then, I hope you all stay safe out there, wash yoru hands, wear your mask when your near others, get yoru Covid shot today, and just have a great day lol
i would like to be a appearing in your movie sws :)