SWS's first movie Don't Wish for Death

Back with SWS…

SWS was still doing really stupid things to hurt herself while still wearing that belt buckle that kept Red-Tool alive and regenerate their injuries.

SWS: *walking backwards into a giant slingshot and was ready to fire herself* ALRIGHT! LADIES AND DUDES, I PRESENT TO YOU “THE SWS SLINGSHOT OF DEATH” *hears the crowd going nuts* YOU GUYS READY?! *the crowd replies yes* ALRIGHT. HERE. WE. *fires herself* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *show goes really really REALLY far*

SWS is very far, almost as if she was flying across the world… until she head her face HARD into a fire hydrant causing all her teeth to shatter and fall out of her mouth. 

At first she was in shock and pain, but soon the belt buckle soon healed her pain and regenerated her teeth back.

After about 4 hours of hurting herself and healing herself, it worked up her Appetite and so she went to a pizza place nearby.

Pizza-Hole, LA, 5:35 PM…

Female Pizza-Hole worker: *sees SWS entering the place, and she's a super fan girl of SWS* Hello SWS, welcome to Pizza-Hole, where we stuff a pizza down your hole! May I take your order?

SWS: yeah, can I get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LARGE pepperoni pizza with cheese, stuffed hole crust, some small chopped up chilli peppers, and sausage?

Female Pizza-Hole worker: yes ma’am! ^^ *super excited that shes taking an order by SWS* your order will be done in like maybe 5 mins-

Random Pizza-Hole worker: *comes up to the counter with the pizza* Your order’s ready ^^

Female Pizza-Hole worker: Or right now  

SWS: Nice! *rubbing her hands while licking her lips waiting for the taste of her pizza as she then pulls out her wallet* So how much do I owe you guys?

Female Pizza-Hole worker: oh no ma’am, celebrities get their pizzas for free ^^

SWS: Sweet! X3

Female Pizza-Hole worker: Yep ^^ so will that be all?

SWS: *looks at the pizza and then look at the female worker with a smirk* Actually yes there is something else I would like *gets up in the female workers face making her blush and sweat a lil bit* I would like a taste of the sausage that's in your pants >;3 

Female Pizza-Hole worker: O///O y-you know that Im a-*SWS puts a finger on her mouth to shut her up*

SWS: shhhhh shhh shhhshhh shhhhhhhhh I know you're a she-male. I could smell it on you the second I walked in >:3  Now stop talking and lets fuck like abunch of animals in the wild

Female Pizza-Hole worker: O//v//O I thought you never ask

SWS: I don't ASK for what I want, I just DO what I want >:3

And just like that, SWS and the Female Pizza-Hole worker went at each other by tackling each other on the counter and making out with their tongues wrestling each other.

Soon enough they both rolled over behind the counter, ripped each other's clothes and began to do what animals do when they're in heat…

In other words they fucked lol

ONE off-screen lesbian/she-male sex scene later…

SWS(Narroting): Yes I know its off-screen, but don't worry, you’ll get to see some action eventually >;3 lol

Both SWS and the female Pizza-Hole worker were then laying on the ground naked next to each other while also eating the pizza that she had ordered (kinda like how some people will smoke a cicrete after sex lol) while also panting like dogs.

Female Pizza-Hole worker: *panting like a dog while going soft down there* THAT. WAS. INCREDIBLE!!! XD

SWS: you said it lol *takes another bite into her pizza slice* Mmmmmm I love this pizza x3 lol

Female Pizza-Hole worker: Glad to hear ma’am ^^ *chuckles* So how would u rate your service with us today?

SWS: well lets see, *starts getting up and putting her clothes back on* judging by my order getting 100% right and have it right away, and the “extra service” I give it maybe 5 stars lol

Female Pizza-Hole worker: Glad to hear ^///^ lol

SWS: yeah, *now fully clothes* well I gotta bounce *about to walk out*

Random Pizza-Hole worker: I made an extra pizza for ya to take with ya ^^

SWS: *takes the pizza* Thanks ^^ see ya *leaves Pizza-Hole*

And so SWS left Pizza-Hole with a pizza box in one hand and a slice in the other hand, just snacking on her pizza while walking around the town without a care in the world, BUT little did she know… that she was being watched.

As she continue to walk around she began to feel like someone was following her but never sees anyone, and as she was about to take a bite out of her 5th slice of pizza, it was knocked out of her hand… by a knife

SWS: *noticed the pizza was impaled at the wall by a knife* What the hell? I was gotta eat that! *looks around to see who through the knife* WHO THREW THAT?! HUH?! *at a last second, she quickly moved her head out of the way from another knife that was thrown at her head, and began moving all over the place to avoid multiple knives being thrown at her* Ya know throwing knives at me isn't gonna kill me right away right?

So how about you come out so I can see ya! *here's some chuckle and looks up to see a figure standing on top of one of the buildings (it's a small building)*

???: You’ve got moves… for a woman *sees SWS eating another slice of pizza* Lets see how good your “skills” are. Come on. *pulls out a gun* Come on! 

SWS then began to run away from the mysterious figure while still holding his pizza while the figure chased her from building to building.

SWS tried everything that she could to lose the mysterious figure like shooting him or blowing him up, yet somehow he keeps managing to still chase her.

SWS: *turn around the corner, and hides behind a building while panting like crazy* *she took a deep breath and took a quick check to see if she lost the mysterious figure. She couldn't see him, so she was sure that she was in the clear* ok… I think I lost him. *after a few breaths, she then felt something wrap around her ankle which made her look down to see that her left ankle was tied to some wire* oh son of a BI-!! *gets pulled instantly hard by the wire*

As SWS was being pulled hard from a wire around her ankle, she was being swung around hard into multiple buildings until she could see the person who was swinging her around which was the mysterious figure who wore some kind of military body armor, and a black and white mask that looked like a skull.

As SWS was being swung for the LAST time, she managed to get a punch into the figure's face causing him to let go of the wire which also led SWS flying through the window into an old abandoned warehouse.

SWS: *crashes through the window into the old abandoned warehouse, as she falls hard onto the ground with shards of glass in her body* ow… that fucking hurt asshole. *she quickly stands up but then she noticed that her arm was dislodged from her socket* ah… well that's lovely. Now I'm like Woody from Toy Story.

Before SWS could do anything, the mysterious figure came in from the broken window without a scratch on him as he stood up tall. The mysterious figure is revealed to be one of the hit-men “DeathWish”

DeathWish: *him and SWS circles around each other as they stare down at each other* So… this is the target that I’ve heard so much about. The crazy sex loving killer, SWS? *notice SWS wounded badly with her broken arm* I honestly was expecting more of a challenge. This is gonna be easy. *pulls out his battle staff, ready to fight*

SWS: *she is not happy at all, as she healed herself with all the glass shards popping out for her body and she snapped her arm back into its socket while fighting through the pain* Alright then, *now she's ready to fight* Show me what you got!

The fight begins…

DeathWish: *chuckles* Now that's what I like to see, you still got some spirit in ya. I look forward to breaking it.

SWS: Are ya gonna keep flapping your trap or are we gonna fight?! *throws the first punch but is blocked by DeathWish’s staff*

Both SWS and DeathWish were at equal speed and skill with the determination of killing each other, but SWS was not ready to die just yet.

Using the belt buckle that she got from Red-Tool she was able to handle the blows that DeathWish gave as she continued to block his attacks.

DeathWish: *with quick speed, he did a quick hit to SWS’s left side, right side, and then attempt to slam his staff down on her but she dodged out of the way and knocked him back with a kick to the chest hard* Not bad… not bad at all-

SWS: *sucker punched DeathWish in the face and quickly blocked his next attacks until she held onto his staff and tossed him over her* 

SWS was now full of more determination, as once she tossed DeathWish over, she didn't give him a second to think as she began to really let out her fury into him, throwing blow after blow into him until he knocked her down by sweeping his staff under her feet.

DeathWish: *knowing that SWS was now knocked down, he took the opportunity as he jumped up in the air to slam his staff down hard into SWS but she rolled out of the way before his staff could hit her. However once she got back up, he quickly sprayed some kind of smoke that made her eyes burns and making her unable to see* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *He then surprised SWS from behind and began to swing his staff on her over and over and over again as hard as possible with maxim speed, however SWS quickly turned around to him and blocked every blow with her arms covering her head*

DeathWish swinged his staff on SWS what felt like 50 times leaving multiple bruises on the outer of her arms until she finally stopped the blows by getting a good grip on the staff and getting him off guard, as she then knee him in the balls which caused him to let go of the staff but she wasn't done there.

Once the staff was out of Deathwish’s hands, SWS then grabbed a hold onto his left arm and punched super hard upward from his elbow, instantly breaking his arm which caused him to scream in pain.

SWS: *kicked him 10 feet away from her and then broke the staff into 2 making them dual wield weapons*

DeathWish: *panting as he can still feel the pain of his broken arm, and now he is very angry*

SWS: Hurts. Doesn't it? *ready for more*

DeathWish: *growls as he uses his working arm to pull out something from his back* I don't need to kill you with both of my hands, I can do this with only 1!

SWS: you wouldn't hurt me completely before. What makes you think you can kill me now with only 1 arm? *she's referring to the belt buckle that heals her. But as she was talking, Deathwish then through a knife at the belt buckle which destroyed it instantly* ah… I probably should have moved out of the way from that.

DeathWish: *pulls out his sword from his back as he chuckles abit* It would seem that we’re on even terms.

SWS: I don't really think so. I mean like, your arm is still broken. So even if I didn't have that belt buckle thing, I'm sure that it still would have been an uneven fight. But I can understand that you don't want to admit that you're pretty much defeated at this point.

DeathWish: I am NEVER defeated! Even to some crazy woman like you! I DECIDE WHEN I AM DEFEATED!! I WILL KILL YOU IN NO TIME! Now let's FINISH THIS! *charges at SWS with his sword*

SWS: seems like we agree on something for once. *ready to fight*

Even tho with just one arm, DeathWish was still swinging his sword at rapid speed and strength leaving many cuts on SWS as continue to block his swings and slashes using the broken staff bars while also landing some hits into him such as his face, knees, ribs, and even his broken arm which surged through his body in pain but he just kept going.

His anger was starting to take over, making him transfer most of his strength into his arm and causing him to just slam his sword down onto SWS over and over and over again as she was still blocking the blows by using the staff bars.

Soon enough, Deathwish then caused SWS to drop the staff bars by knocking them out of her hands, and so began to just go all out slashing and slashing and slashing at her as she kept dodging out of the way.

DeathWish: *very frustrated as he kept slashing and SWS still dodging* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! STOP! NOT! DYING!!! *Before SWS could react, he quickly and hardly punched SWS in the face, knocking her down. Without thinking, he quickly thrust his sword thinking that he has stabbed SWS*

SWS: *catches the sword with her teeth and with one hard bite down, she broke the sword in half, and soon grabbed onto DeathWishes shoulders and throw him head first into one of the many support beams in the warehouse, but she wasn't done just yet*

DeathWish: *turns around and attempt to punch SWS but she moved out of the way causing him to stumble abit as she kicked his ass(literally)*

SWS no longer held anything back as she delivered punch after punch after punch after punch over and over and over and over and over again until her knuckles bleed. 

She then punched DeathWish so hard that the punch knocked his mask off as she then delivered a hard uppercut punch so hard that she could have almost broken his jaw which also knocked him back.

DeathWish: *on the ground, face not showing SWS, he can't keep going, unable to stand as he’s spits out some teeth and coughing up abit of blood*

SWS: *panting as she looks down at him, but soon her vision was on one of the staff bars as she picked it up. She was gonna use it to beat him to death*

But… once she got close enough to him and right before she could begin the beating…

BANG!

SWS’s eyes widened as she felt a slight pain in her side as she looks down to see a bullet hole. DeathWish shot her.

He then shot SWS again but this time in her leg causing her to fall to the ground in pain while trying to hold back the bleeding and try to limp away as DeathWish stood up and stopped her as he was now standing over her.

There was NO way for SWS to escape and NO way to defend herself as DeathWish was aiming at her.

Screen goes black

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

2 hours later…

AL, an unknown location…

The Crime Boss “Gash” and the remaining hitmen (The Cougar, BloodBorne, The Stoner, and The BIG DOG) were there having a meeting about the hit.

Gash: *looks at the hitmen then looks through the window* So… I hired you idiots to kill this bitch. I gave you 24 hours to do it, and NONE OF YOU HAVE EVEN TRY TO GO GET IT YET!!! 

The Cougar: Sorry man, but I have a schedule when it comes to hunting my prey.

BloodBorne: I have been trying to track her down by the scent of her blood… but I haven't been able to find it.

The Stoner: *smoking out of a bong until he’s eyes gone super pink* Duuuude this weed is insane *chuckles like an idiot*

The BIG DOG: *says nothing*

Gash: *clenches his fists* Ya know, I really wonder WHY THE HELL I HI-

???: Sorry I'm late.

Gash turns around to see DeathWish leaning on the wall and wearing a sling.

Gash: what took you so long?! I texted you hours ago.

DeathWish: I was at the hospital to fix my arm abit. *tosses a duffle bag onto the table where everyone was sitting. The duffle was also covered in blood* I was also dealing with your lil problem.

Gash: *he doesnt open the duffle bag* Is this what I think it is?

DeathWish: yep. That bag contains your target's cut off head.(he means SWS) I figured you would want it as a trophy.

Gash: *he was VERY happy so much that he was laughing in joy knowing that SWS was finally dead* FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE! And ya know what? LACKEY! *snaps his fingers which made Lackey#69 to approach him with a big briefcase* Give our friend here his payment.

Lackey#69 gave the briefcase to DeathWish, and the briefcase was stuffed with $50,000,000 in cash and DeathWish was very satisfied with his payment.

The remaining hitmen lost and didn't get the money which made them pretty pissed, but soon their pissed mood then changed to confusion as they heard DeathWish first chuckling but then soon started laughing like he was insane…

Until he removed his mask to reveal… that DeathWish was actually SWS in disguise which caused Gash to be shocked as he then opens the duffle bag to reveal the REAL DeathWish cut off head in the back instead.

It turns out that 2 hours earlier when DeathWish was shooting SWS, she managed to slit his throat and cut his head off, strip him down so she could put on his clothes, and found out there this meeting was happening, all to get everyone in ONE place.

Gash: YOU DUMB BITCH! YOUR OUT NUMBED!! *Turns to the hitmen* WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR?! KILL HER!!!! 

The remaining hitmen (except for The Stoner): *about to charge at SWS but they stop as they see her pull out some kind of bomb*

SWS: *holding both the briefcase and the bomb item that she made from C-4, a grenade, old rusty nails, and a detonator* That's right! Back up! >:3 you try touching me, and WE ALL GO BOOM!!! *Smirking at everyone as she back up at a window* Well I would love to stay and hear about your guy's origin stories but we dont have the budget for that. Well… at least I now have a budget *talking about the cash* buuuuuuut im not gonna waste my money on you guys. Later bitches! *Jumps out of the window laughing her way out*

The hitmen were about to follow her, but they soon panicked as SWS tossed that bomb that she was holding back into the meeting room with them with no way out.

But… the bomb didnt go off. They thought maybe the bomb was a fake.

But no, it WAS real… its just that it would go off once SWS was 50 feet away from it… which she was.
Once she was far away, she was sitting on a lounge chair and eating popcorn as she watched the building where the meeting was happening blow up.

SWS: *eating popcorn while also wearing IMAX 3-D glasses as she watches the explosions* *sighs* I love explosions ^^