(Skylar's A/N: This is a Yuri On Ice/Updated parody of the Infamous Fanfiction "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie, so please don't take things too seriously! I also deleted the Author's notes to keep things flowing for the sake of flowing. Thanks!)
(A QUICK WARNING: Mary Sue main character, bad character Retcon, and Unneeded and likely erroneous uses of the Japanese and Korean languages)
Hi, My name is Kuromi Akuma Kamenashi, I have long Beautiful black hair (That's how I got my name), With purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and glaring eyes that can stare into your soul and a ton of people said that I look like Jennie from BlackPink (If you don't know who she is then get the hell outta here!). I am not related to Kazuya Kamenashi but I wish I was because he's a major Fucking hottie. I'm a neko but I have straight-white human teeth and no tail, I have pale skin and I live in Hasetsu, Japan. I am 19 years old and go to University, where I'm a figure skater. I'm also a goth, in case you couldn't tell, and I wear mostly black.
For example, today I was wearing a black plaid mini-skirt with red fishnets and a Black BTS T-shirt and high-heeled boots and upside-down cross earrings.
It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about, A lot of Fake ARMYs stared at me, I put up my Middle finger at them...
Just then I looked up... It was... Yuuri Katsuki!!
"What's up Yuuri?"
He says back
But then I heard my friends Call me and I had to go away
The Next day I woke up in my cat-bed, it was snowing and raining again, I drank some Ramune from a bottle I had and got out of bed. I changed out of my gigantic T-shirt that said Jungkook on it that I used for Pajamas. My friend Misa (AN: Ellie This is you!) Woke up and Grinned at me. She flipped one of her silky black pigtails . We put on our makeup, black lipstick, white foundation and black eyeliner.
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Yuuri Katsuki Yesterday!"
I said back
"Do you like Yuuri?"
"No I so F*cking Don't!"
I replied flirtily.
"BTS are having a concert Hasetsu!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, I love BTS, they are my favorite band, besides KAT-TUN!"
"Well, do you want to go with me?"
On the night of the concert, I put on a black lacy dress with a corset and high heels, underneath, I put on my lacy knee socks and Platform Gothic shoes. I put my hair in pigtails to make myself look Kawaii. I was feeling kind of kanashii so I went to go make myself throw up. I ate a mint to make my breath smell better and read a shoujo manga while I waited for the Mint to dissolve. I put on kawaii makeup and then I drank some Ramune so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside and Yuuri was waiting outside in front of his Honda sports car, he was wearing a Japanese School-boy outfit (A lot of sexy senpais wear it ok?!)
We walked into his Honda Sportscar, the license plate said 444, and we drove to the place of the concert. On the way we sang along excitedly to GOT7 and AKB48
When we got there we jumped up and down and danced excitedly to "Boy With LUV"Oh my my my oh my my my You got me fly so fast Now I kinda get it Love is nothing stronger Than a boy with luv Love is nothing stronger Than a boy with luv From the moment I met you ya my life was all you ya You’re the star that turns ordinaries into extraordinaries One after another, everything is special The things you’re interested in, the way you walk or talk, and every little trivial habits of yours Everyone says that I used to be so little and now I became a hero (oh nah) I say that something like destiny was never my thing (oh nah) World peace (no way) A great order (no way) I’m just gonna keep you safe (Boy with luv)...
(I don't own the lyrics to that song)
"Jungkook is so Fucking Hot!"
I shouted pointing to him as he sang, filling the stadium with his amazing voice. Just then Yuuri looked sad.
Then I caught on
"Hey it's okay, I don't like him more than you!"
Yuuri asked, putting his arm around me protectively
"Really, besides I don't even know Jungkook, He's not allowed to date because of his management contract!"
After the concert we went backstage and got autographs and photos with BTS, and then we went out for sake. We went back to Yuuri's Honda Sports car. But he didn't drive us back to my place, instead he drove his car to ... the deserted Hasetsu Ice rink!