Perhaps they're afraid of seeing a real life Howard the Duck. Can't blame them, that's a good reason to be afraid...
Yo son, how far are you in Spyro anyway? And how are you liking them???
Oh gawd, more memes. I do like memes, but not in mah pokemanz. I'm gonna die a little if I choose Grookey and it evolves into Harambe. On that note, I actually don't know which starter to pick... I always let it come down to the final evolution, but well, we don't know
Which one are you going with, if you decide to play before finding out?