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“Why the fuck did I ever agree to this…” Vasilisa grumbled to herself, glaring at Teulia as she wiped more of the endless sweat from her brow. Her spade threatened to slip from her sweaty grip, and Vas tightened her hold with a grimace. It was beyond sweltering outside, as if the sun had decided to screw the two of them over personally. It made sense, as they were the only two people that seemed crazy enough to step foot out of the house in this weather. The only thing that rivaled the pervasive heat was the overwhelming amount of humidity. Otherwise known (to the flower loving dork that was Teulia) as a great time to do intensive labor. “Isn’t this weather just perfect! This sun will be great for the flowers, especially the marigolds…” Teuila babbled on cheerfully, taking a moment to straighten up and survey the work they’d done so far. The two had only gotten halfway through planting new flowers in the garden they’d shared, and despite the hellish heat the taller woman was

"Ok, but you don't understand, Teuila! Fifteen consecutive parries! Fifteen! It's probably the closest any man will ever come to the peak human condition!" "Right. Not, ya know, reaching the moon or competing in the Olympics. No, no – pressing buttons in a video game. Did he even have to move his legs…?" Rambling continued to fill the vacant hallways; both women filling the quietness that comes on a Saturday night at Saint Ava University with chatter. Most college students would, unsurprisingly, be out partying or studying. Yet, for these two undergrads, a Saturday night meant the perfect opportunity for tending to their collaborative garden. No pests, no bullies – just two friends and a night full of cultivation. "Fifteen!!! And I dunno! Maybe when he popped off…?" The shorter girl melodramatically snapped back, a tuft of her short hair resting itself upon her circular glasses. "… Popped off?" The taller girl responded, tilting her head to show how ridiculous the gremlin

Only a mile into her three mile stretch, Abi had let her brain go blank as she solely concentrated on keeping her feet pumping against the lone treadmill. She’d come to clear her head a bit, since the campus’s little gym was usually practically empty and one of the only places Abi could get away from most of the chatter of the people on her campus. Most of the time. Just as luck would have it, a light tapping on her shoulder jolted Abi back to reality, much to her displeasure. “What?” Abi snarled, head whipping around to glare up at the woman that’d appeared beside her. Retracting a perfectly manicured hand, the blonde met Abi’s glare with a cheery megawatt smile of her own. “Hey there!! The two of us were just wondering when you’d be like, done with your little run? We want to get some pics on the treadmills,” she giggled, motioning to another woman standing just behind her. Both of the preppy looking women were dressed head to toe in an assortment of pinks, and it was all

“Naoto!!! Get your FATASS back here!!” The sound of footsteps cluttered the halls of Inaba University; filling the normally quiet afternoon full of huffing and panting. It had been four years since the Investigation Team had saved the small town from certain doom. And what did they have to show for it? Community College. “C-Chie-Senpai! Stop this pursuit – you have the wrong person!”, screamed the Ace Detective down the hall; clutching onto her hat as she ran for her life. Behind her stampeded her friend Chie, yet something was off. “BULLSHIT Naoto! My skirt was in your BAG!” Chie screamed back, digging into her heels as she inched closer and closer to the poor girl. Normally covered by her gray skirt or spats, Chie dressed drastically different today. Below her green track-suit was her exposed bubble butt; dressed comfortably by a pair of Hello Kitty panties. The white base was stained with sweat marks; the little kitties missing parts of their design. Luckily for her, any

“Cmon Vas! Hurry up! It’s almost dark and we’re going to be late!” “Yeah, yeah, I’m coming. Jeez, if they wanted people to show up, why did they put it so far away from the parking lot?” Sneered Vas. “Oh come on, where’s your sense of adventure?” Said back the buxom woman with sparkles in her eyes, turning to gesture a rainbow-esque archway over her eyes as Christmas cheer began to hit critical levels within her heart. “Chill Teuila. We’re not even there yet and you’re practically edging a joygasm.” Replied Vas as she trudged onwards in the shin-deep snow. Teuila pouted, “Please don’t talk like that here. This is a place of joy and happiness and SINGING!” Vas shot a glance at Teuila, half-confused, half-annoying, and still somehow another half-accepting of her friend’s demeanor. Teuila continued, despite the 150% look on Vas’s face, “Just tonight can you enjoy things like I do?” Vas sighed, “Mmmm……fine. I’ll try, but no promises that I’ll like it!” Vas’s cadence swinging like a