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Bernadette & Meagan
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My Bio
Current Residence: Under your bed
Favourite genre of music: The kind where they play instruments.
Favourite photographer: Whoever does the cover shot for Rolling Stone
Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime; Them portraits; hobo art
Operating System: XP
MP3 player of choice: Dell Biotches! (and ipods too i guess but nanos break too easily)
Shell of choice: Hermit crabs?
Wallpaper of choice: I make some pretty rad wallpapers - meagan
Skin of choice: White Power! j/k I dont know what this is
Favourite cartoon character: Gir, Pop-Tart dinosaur, Pikachu, Vash the Stampede, Raven, Homer, Peter, Ralphie, Radical Edward,
Personal Quote: Five Second Rule!!! It's still good, just blow on it!

Favourite Visual Artist
Gerard Way, That Andy Warhol guy was pretty rad, "Drew" - "toothpaste for dinner&quot
Favourite Movies
Beauty and the Beast; Fight Club; Killer Clowns from Outer Space; Rocky Horror Picture Show;
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
My Chemical Romance; Group X; Placebo; The Pillows; Dir en Grey; Blondie; that old rock crap; +more
Favourite Writers
Anne Rice, Annette Curtis Klause, Rodman Philbrick (old school bizzles); Julian Writer
Favourite Games
Kingdom Hearts; Halo; Soul Calibur; Them Dragon Ball Z games
Favourite Gaming Platform
PS2 and Xbox, N64!!!!
Tools of the Trade
Pencils, Guitars, Spoons, Graphics Programs, Cats
Other Interests
Musica, artica? harrassing Mrs. Parden-ica. playing the flute through our noses

Help!

Help!

I posted something in my "scraps" that I could use some opinions on... any ideas?

Who was Jesus?

Who was Jesus?

My black friend had 3 arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. My Jewish friend had 3 arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was GOD. My Italian friend gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. My California friends had 3 arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3.

Yo momma aint pretty

Yo momma aint pretty

Ain't yo momma pretty She got meatballs in her titties She got scrambled eggs between her legs Ain't yo momma pretty We took her to a party She turned around and farted We asked her if she did it She turned around and sharted

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halo-monkHobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the :+fav: on restrung...never thought it would actualy get one :)
thanks for sharing the :+favlove:
it was deserving of a fave
Im from Germany.
Oh, ok. That's cool.