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RedHead for IanTP by SimonJM
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RedHead for IanTP :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 4 4
Joneye Mitchell by SimonJM Joneye Mitchell :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 8 8 T3d-i-06 G3 by SimonJM
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T3d-i-06 G3 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 4 3
T3d-ii-01 G3 by SimonJM
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T3d-ii-01 G3 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 13 5
T3d-iv-03m G3 by SimonJM T3d-iv-03m G3 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 15 2 For Rafellin 2018 by SimonJM For Rafellin 2018 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 5 5 For Mavrosh 2018 by SimonJM
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For Mavrosh 2018 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 3 4
Ask not ... by SimonJM Ask not ... :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 11 18 Chase by SimonJM Chase :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 8 6 Toga by SimonJM Toga :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 3 0 Square 02 by SimonJM Square 02 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 1 0 Square 01 by SimonJM Square 01 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 2 0 Vexed by SimonJM Vexed :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 7 2 Dance by SimonJM Dance :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 6 2 Cross 02 by SimonJM Cross 02 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 2 4 Cross 01 by SimonJM Cross 01 :iconsimonjm:SimonJM 1 5
I was ambling through the town centre, about to schlep homeward when I remembered a decision I had made yesterday.  I had decided to get my beautiful niece some flowers, semi inspired by Valentine's Day, but mainly as she has recently managed to break her wrist.  The gentle schlep stuttered to a halt as the brain cell got redirected to work out where there was a florist.  A quick mental review of the nearby shops failed to unearth any I knew of and I was beginning to make muttering sounds when I noticed some police knocking down a PR-type display and so I decided to do what we have all been told to do, "when in trouble, ask a policeman".
I strode toward them and one, a young PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) as it turned out turned toward me and let out a hearty "hello, sir!"  After a quick look behind me in case I asked him, "how's your local knowledge?"
He broke into a broad smile and replied, "excellent, sir!"  I nodded in appreciation and asked, "where's the nearest florist?"
He then broke into a set of stuttered "um it's, er, well, it's ..." sounds of confusion whilst his colleagues, some PCSOs and also some real police broke into guffaws of laughter and half of them combined that with pointing at the hapless chap.
That said, he plucked victory out of the fires of defeat with great aplomb.  Not only did he decide to consult PC Google, he also inquired which way I was walking home so he got a shop in the right direction, and came up with a good solution, even to taking me to a map and walking me through the roads needed to get there.
As is usually the case, my parents were right, "in case of trouble, find a policeman".  The police and PCSOs are often derided but as and when they can actually put warm bodies out and about I have ever found them to be decent people - apart from, maybe, the git who did me for speeding many, many years ago!

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RedHead for IanTP
Ds410P, Iray, no postwork

A quick birthday gift for :iconiantp: whose birthday I managed to miss (It was yesterday)
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Joneye Mitchell
DS410P, Iray, no postwork

SickleYield's One-eye monster as the great alien folk singer Joneye Mitchell - mainly as I could not find any maracas, so, Shalen, this is your fault ;)
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T3d-i-06 G3
DS410P, Iray, no postwork

Another use of :icontorqual3d:'s Unconscious Pose packs - this one Pack I, pose 03 for G3F
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T3d-ii-01 G3
DS410, Iray, no postwork

Using :icontorqual3d:'s Unconscious Pose Pack II, pose 01 for G3F - you can't have enough unconscious ladies draped around the place .. ;)
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T3d-iv-03m G3
DS410P, Iray, no postwork

A quick use of one of :icontorqual3d:'s Unconcious poses, now updated for G2 and G3 - in this case from Pack IV pose 03M for G3F.
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Vendors of Delight

By no means a definitive or complete list, so it will evolve over time. For now this is a partial list of those people and/or stores who, for me, I treat as 'must buy' :)

MEC4D - :iconmec4d: www.mec4d.com/store/
SickleYield - :iconsickleyield: www.daz3d.com/sickleyield
ARTCollaborations :iconartcollaborations: www.art-collabstore.com/ www.daz3d.com/artcollaboration…
Torqual3D - :icontorqual3d:

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:icongunnut51:
Gunnut51 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
:llama:s X 2:
One for me,
One for you!
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:iconsimonjm:
SimonJM Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2018
Ta :)
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:iconaliencaster:
aliencaster Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
May the Llama be with you!
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:iconthorn-publications:
Thorn-Publications Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Professional Writer
Happy Birthday!!  I hope you have had a wonderful day and that you will have a great Holiday!  :tighthug: Thank you for all of your support, your artwork, and your imaginative comments!
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SimonJM Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017
Ta :hug:  I dealt with it like I usually do, by ignoring and forgetting about it ;)
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Shadowhawk9973 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!!
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:iconsimonjm:
SimonJM Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017
Ta :)
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:iconsarah-lazic:
Sarah-Lazic Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2017  Professional Writer
...I think I was just insulted. LOL Somebody called my writings 'vulgar'. Should I be insulted, or take that comment as a compliment? :la: :la:
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:iconsimonjm:
SimonJM Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2017
Compliment!  They did, if nothing else, read them :)
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Sarah-Lazic Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2017  Professional Writer
LOL Good point!
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