Name: Darl Fuckin’ McKenzie
Birth date: October 17th
Country of origin: Scotland
Town Born in: I was 7 so I can’t remember or be assed to call up Mom and find out
Religion: Satanism!! Haha na, actually I dunno
Height: 5’ 10’’
Eye color: Green and blue
Hair color and style: Black and white (bleached) mohawk
Skin Tone: White
Piercings: 13 of ‘em!
Tattoos: Two on my head, two sleeves, star on my chest
Eye-sight: What? I don’t wear glasses? What kinda question is eye-sight??
Names/screen-names you go by: UntamedStare
How would you describe your personality? Fuckin’ Scottish punk trash with an attitude problem
How would other people describe you XD? Prolly the same
Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias? No really...
What's your favorite physical feature about yourself? The Metal Monster heheh
What's your most hated physical feature about yourself? That damn scar I got doin’ somethin’ heroic I’m sure
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments? Don’t hear so well outta one ear
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D? Heheh weellll some women say I do in bed! I can use a gun and kick butt, does that count? Prolly not.
Do you have any allergies?
I Am Allergic To Bullshit... >.>
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings? Ain’t got none
How many cousins do you have? Big family? Well since my parents moved to the USA when I was like 7, I got no idea. Never had much interest in people I couldn’t meet (though we did go back to Scotland on vacation when I was 15, family hated me cos I was goin’ through my obnoxious goth phase)
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many? No I hate the lil crotch goblins
What was your dream job when you were a kid? Truck driver. I wanted to drive a big black truck and keep weird shit in it. Then I found out people don’t generally do that. Go figure.
What is your dream job now? Anything I don’t get fired from
What are your current responsibilities? I work at a garage fixin’ cars. I’m shit at it. Don’t tell.
What item of food would you eat the most of? Biscuits, the American kind
What is your favorite flavor ever? Weed....with a hint of mint
Do you like Meat? Yeah
What do you usually eat for Breakfast? Cinnamon Toast Crunch
What is your favorite dinner meal? Fry up!
What cuisines do you like best? Anything that tastes good? I like Chinese and Italian....and tacos
What foods do you HATE? Fish. Blegh, fuckin’ hate fish.
What food can you not resist? Anything made with fresh dough. Damn that shit’s good.
What would be your last meal? Something really fattening and bad for you so I’d prolly die of deep fried overdose
Do you like any 'freaky' food combinations? Define “freaky”
What is your general fashion style? Punk
What item of clothing do you wear the most? My leather jacket with the anarchy A on the back
Pants or skirts/dresses? Pants, duh. I don’t own a kilt if that’s what you mean
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up? As much is necessary for the current activity heh
What items of jewelery do you wear most? All of ‘em. I got a nostril ring, earring and two studs, two eyebrow studs, nipple studs, tongue stud (I’m a stud HAHAA), frenum and a three bar Jacob’s Ladder.
What item can you NOT leave your house without? My car keys, obviously
Hair up or Hair down? Up all the way, baby!
~* Life Style*~
What time do you usually wake up? Whenever the hell I feel like it. 7 on a work day (currently)
What time do you usually go to sleep? When I’m sleepy (regardless of work)
How often do you bathe/shower? Like every other day?
Do you exercise regularly? Yeah by walkin’ or whatever, I don’t go to the gym
How often do you go out drinking? Less than I used to. Cheaper to just buy booze and drink, vape, get high and watch the tube ya know?
What do you do most in your spare time? Goof off
Name your hobbies: Graffiti-ing my house, listening to Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, vaping (is that a hobby?) and swearing at the neighbors
How many pets have you had in your life? Had a pit bull when I was a kid (parents got him for me in the hopes people would stop bullying me when we first moved to the states. Dumb dog just licked people to death though) and I sorta have a cat now? He’s a stray.
How many houses have you lived in in your life? 3
What sort of 'vehicle' do you own? 70s Cadillac I affectionately call Sleaze Grinder after the guitar that Cobalt Stargazer plays in my fave band (Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction). Car’s a shit heap but it does the job and I’m fond of it.
What's your current job? I already answered this one. Or was it responsibilities? Well that’s what a job is I guess
Color(s): Black and white
Scenery: My back yard
Plant/flower: Er....I dunno the names of any of ‘em?
Sweet/treat: Like candy? So, I like sherbet
Games: Like video games? I dunno, some retro shit
Sport: Shootin’....wait, is that a sport? I sometimes go to the gun range with my mate Mick
Shop: Hot Topic (fuck I’m predictable)
Brand: Anything cool
Cultures: Er....Asian stuff is freaky and cool I guess. And Scottish stuff reminds me of my heritage
Style of music: Sleaze rock all the way baby!
Favorite Songs: Wow where do I start? Back Seat Education, Evil Jesus, Prime Mover, Psycho-Active, Untamed Stare.....most Zodiac songs actually
Favorite Movies: I like the violent stuff, dramas, thrillers, horror and general gory shit
Favorite TV shows: Same
Favorite Anime's: Anything dark/freaky
Favorite Books: I don’t read much, anything dark again
Favorite place to Holiday/visit: I would say Scotland but since my parents and I never went back after that incident when I was 15, I can’t really. I like going on road trips but I never really visit the same places much
Favorite place to relax/feel free: My back yard or my living room
~*what's the last -*~
Time you laughed: At work today when I splashed oil on Greg cuz he was bein’ a dick
Cried: After a bad breakup a few years back.
Screamed: At my neighbor last night
Shared: Spit? A bed? Heh, last week!
The last person you talked to: Gaz
Person to call you: Mick
Person you yelled at: Greg cuz he tried to get me back
Person/pet you told them you loved them: Some bitch I thought I loved a few years back (then the breakup happened)
Time you acted childish: This morning at work
Food you've eaten: A burger
Book you've read: Some manual on a gun I got a while back
Shop you entered: Target
Thing you regret doing: Gettin’ married (fer the record I ain’t anymore)
Thing you watched on TV: Some crap on Netflix, it was an Indian horror movie and they all started singing about it halfway through. Too weird.
Comment you squee-d over: I don’t squee
Person you mentally hugged: Mentally???? How the fuck do you hug someone with your mind? Doesn’t that defeat the point of a hug?
Thing you wrote? This thing
Thing you drew: A pic of myself
Thing you read; That thing I read just now
Do a handstand: Prolly not
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Yeah I do that for the laydeez heheheheh
Dance: Hell yeah
Sing: Like fuckin’ Zodiac, baby!!
Speak a different language: Heavy Scottish (people hate when I do that)
Do any magic Tricks: Nope...well I can make a woman’s clothes disappear...’sat count?
Put together DIY boxed furniture: Mostly
Use Power tools: When I need to
Write a Resume: Errrr apparently I’m shit at that
Rollerblade: Hell no
Skateboard: I used to, dunno if I could now
Ice Skating: Never tried
Skiing: Too cold
Snowboarding: See above
Surf: My swimming’s shit
Navigate: Yeah even when I’m drunk!
Survive in the Wild: No idea...if I had a gun then yeah
Survive without your cell phone: Yeah
Survive without your internet: Yeah; I got a killer stack of DVDs I can watch instead of online shit
No one commented on this? Geez, dA's community is defiantly not like it was. I really enjoyed reading this! I just had to imagine Darl in a kilt XD I imagine he would be incredibly pissed off, lol!
I just had to vision those sketches from Saturday Night Live with Mike Myers, he was in a sketch called All Things Scottish where he runs a store and gets pissed at people who think the Irish and the Scottish are the same XD If you are bored, here's one of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kptp9SmM5Y There are more there, lol.