Call me Seal, Silver, Dire, John Cena, for dinner, or don't call me at all.
I have a vag but I don't give a flying fuck about what pronouns you use.
I am a seal.
I am a Scorpio.
I'm not sorry.
You can't see me.
No fucks to give for I have no opposable thumbs, you shit.
Careful when approaching the seal. There's a wild Kittwulf on guard.
Consistency of Jello.
*Pacific Rim theme plays in the background*
(fat jiggling intensifies)
~+WARNING+~, you have entered my page. Feel free to browse around but careful not to get caught up in my shananigans. If you do... well then my poor soul I wish you good luck. They are... possiblyDeadly... ehue.
I play Pokémon, Magic the Gathering, Heroes of the Storm, and World of Warcraft (FOR THE ALLIANCE!). I enjoy ducks, dinosaurs, and various forms of destruction.
The warning above should be emphasized for I come with a bright orange warning label. You need to learn to laugh at yourself and other unsettling topics or you're not going to have a good stay in my presence.
Take your shit elsewhere.
Drop me a 'Sup' if you feel like it. Don't worry I don't bite.
NOT ENOUGH RAGE
Bow down to your overlord.
High in protein.
~Pretty Swag People~
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