You'd think that what with me being an author and all, I'd be able to come up with something witty to put here. Not bloody likely. Writing this blurb is stupidly stressful, so screw it. You get the Cliff Notes version.
I'm an author, primarily of fantasy fiction. Visit my website for more information. I promise I'm a lot more interesting than this blurb lets on. Still waters run deep, as they say. (Still waters are also usually stagnant and teeming with mosquitoes, but let's ignore that fact, shall we?)