Pony Mail - 32Dear Princess Celestia,
I take it you have a growing fascination with humans and our technology. I learned this from reading the other letters that have been sent back and fourth. If that's the case, then I'm fascinated by your OWN society for the fact that it's much more simple and mystical than our own complicated and mechanized society. Some people have even interpreted Equestria as being a post-apocalyptic version of our world.
I find it fascinating how ponies rule in your society. Throughout our own history, ponies and horses have been used mainly for transportation, whether being ridden on their own or pulling carriages. We've advanced since those days to more complex modes of transportation that run on machines and don't require horses, although people in the country still keep, tame, and ride equines. I hope the concept of ponies being domesticated animals doesn't sound too degrading. We treat you respectfully in our letters, after all.
Another thing on my mind is this: I know
Pony Mail - 31My sovereign and liege, Princess Luna,
I must admit I have never been a pony of the day, even as a Colt. While my parents were still alive, they would often catch me on the weekends (and sometimes on school nights) wandering around the woods or simply on our roof at night. Foolish of me back then to risk going alone, to be sure, but darkness is the embodiment of mystery. As a detective, mystery is what I live for.
For most of my life, the night has only just been about the darkness, the mystery. Sure, the sky was filled with the art of the stars during your sister's sole reign running the cycle of day and night, but upon your return to Equestria, rest assured I noticed the change. I have watched many sunsets and sunrises, and the first night of your return was simply magnificent. The difference between merely an artist and a master. The additional light at night helps light up the streets, too, making it easier to catch the bad guys (and cases of insurance fraud. I actually met someone
Pony Mail - 30ATTENTION: RYAN-BO D. ASH
144 Cloud Avenue
Pawnee City, Nebraska
Dear Sir and/or Madam,
It has come to our attention that your car (1997 HONDA CIVIC, License Plate: OAM 455) was illegally parked in front of 781 TAFT STREET, Lincoln Nebraska. It has been there for period of ten (10) days. This letter is to inform you that a boot has been placed on your car, and it will not be removed until you pay the full amount owed on your parking tickets. You owe $1,083.91 in total. Please be advised that the car will be towed and impounded at your expense if costs are payed within five (5) business days. At such a time, you will be required to pick it up, in person, at our impound lot at 122 HENDERSON AVENUE. If it is not picked up within twelve (12) days of being impounded, it will be sold at public auction to cover part of your fines.
GEORGE D. WATLEY,
NEBRASKA DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES.
To Whom it May Concern,
My name's Rainbow Dash
Pony Mail - 29Dear Celestia,
I am glad it manged to get to you, and as a sorace of power if you can not mange to get them and their replicates to run on magic, i have sent along a manual on how to hranse the power of lighting to make eletricatie to run them, and one on soloer pouring(since you do raise the sun it might be advisable. and run on harnessing the power of water and wind.
Hopefully every unicorn, and if you make the keys for letters sturdy enough, even earth ponies will be able to use it one day, it would be amazing!
and i understand you wanting to, she is your sweet little sister after all, but i would like to be able to defend her in some way possible, i cant seem to make human friends, so besides my stuffed animals she was my first real friend who i can talk to with out being scared of being laughed at for my belif in magic.
And i will do my best to find them as human children but people seem fond of them as little filly's, not human filles. And those younger ones are the cutie crusade
Pony Mail - 28Dear Luna,
You've hit upon an insult many people send Justin Bieber is a male, not a female. A lot pf people make fun of his songs and how they are aimed to please females, his purple jacket and his hair. But i like him because he is a positive, kind person who doesn't do negative things in public and influence the young.
And it is fairly often that females and males fall in love in my world, sadly they must hide this or move to an entire different place to b ale to be with the ones they love openly. How is it treated in your world Luna?
And on the issue of sleep, i admittedly had a very pleasant dream last night: i was a unicorn just starting out in my magic and you had taken me under your wing, so to speak, to teach me magic much like your sister did for twilight sparkle.
it was much more pleasant then anything else, normal i have horrid nightmares durning thunderstorms like the one we had last night, so i Hope i can have a good dream like that again.
as for the teats, its because we
Pony Mail - 27Hello Spike,
After you were hatched from your egg, since you were a youngling, who is your babysitter to take care of you? And I wonder if you recall the memories of yourself in Paradise Estate, there is also a pretty girl name Megan, she is the main caretaker for the ponies who live there. If you do, do you like that place before you went home back in Canterlot and moved again to Ponyville?
Not a long message, but I don't want to burden you since you're quite tired for sending numerous letters via your green fire. Thank you very much.
I do not need a babysitter! I may be a baby dragon, but I can take care of myself. I even helped fluttershy take care of her animals while she went off with Twilight and the others to save Equestria. Would a baby be able to do that? I also help Twilight run the library, and make her reports to the Princess. These aren't things that a little baby can do!
Also, Paradise Estate? Even if
Pony Mail - 26Dear Twilight Sparkle,
It's ok that it's not always likely for the humans to come to Ponyville, we have our own world to worry about. And so do I.
Anyway, sure, I don't mind sending the entire Harry Potter book series to your house. It'll be delivered by air, I also hope that I don't run into Derpy Hooves again, she nearly broke a package when I was ordering a glass souvenir from Canterlot. That's alright if you unable to get Spike to send in and out those letters, luckily I asked Fluttershy to request some carrier pigeons, I don't order just one, I order several, just in case so that I don't overburden on one of them.
And the book of spells I gave to you usually cast by magic wands, a wand is a tool that is used to cast spells out from it. A wand looks more like a wooden stick with magical properties inside its core. Some wands are made from various types of wood and its core contains properties from mythical creatures such as hairs and feathers from unicorns and phoenixes. A weapon l
Pony Mail - 25Dear Princess Luna.
The letter I sent to your sister was rather long, so I decided to write to you individually.
The battle of darkness over light is something humans have been exploring for centuries. While we do not have dark magic to contest with, we have our own darknesses to deal with. Yet, each and every day we press on, skirting the path between light and darkness. Both are bad in excess. The darkness drowns you in doubt and fear, making you lose who you are, while the light blinds you, pressuring you into compliance. Yet, each one brings its own treasures. The light gives us hope and strength, while the dark allows us to dream and wonder. I would not fear the darkness in general. Only the dark path that leads to Nightmare Moon. After all, the night is often one of the most beautiful times any person or pony can witness.
I do not think Twilight and her friends expect anything
Pony Mail - 24Dear Princess Celestia,
You hit the nail right on the head, to use a turn of phrase. Mankind is pulling itself apart. The problem is that, inherently, we are divided along imaginary lines. Race, religion, ethnicity; these are all barriers that divide us. And these divisions, more often than not, lead to conflict. And, unfortunetly, that conflict leads to bloodshed. Over the course of human history, billions of people have been enslaved, discriminated, beaten, raped and murdered, all for small details such as the color of one's skin or the god one worships. There are times when I pray that whatever end we drive ourselves to, that it be a swift and merciful one.
Yet, every time I think about the atrocities mankind has dealt, I am reminded even more of its kindness. Over the past five years, many countries have suffered terrible natural disasters. Hurricane Katrina in the Gulf of Mexico, the