Pony Mail - 9dear Luna,
i don't mind you dropping the Ms at all! Also i wished i lived in your land, if i did i wouldst mind staying up at court with you and sleeping during the day time. It would be fun to me, I'm more of a night time person than a day time person, which is considered odd for my age group.
Yes, an increase in hyperness can be a side effect, but i considered the fact of how many baked goods everyone seemed to eat there it would leave you two immune to it..i am sorry if it causes any trouble, but she should have a sugar crash soon enough, it wont be deadly....she should be awake enough to rise the sun...i think...this could cause some trouble, i hope i didn't make too big a mess.
i find i LOVE raw green beans and carrots, I would like to try eggplant but mother had it when she was younger and wasn't fond of it, so she doesn't buy it. I sent along a small amount of cheese so you could try it spread over warm bread, that's my comfort food after a bad day at school. Like today, i hope
Pony Mail - 7Dear Pinkie Pie
Honestly, I've been wanting to write to you. First, I should note that of all
the ponies youthe most cheerful and charming. Even when I'm sad, one look at
your pink mane, and a bright smile - and the sadness goes away. Secondly, I
must say that I admire your capacity for work! Partying - hard work, which
includes cooking, invitations,entertainment and preparing - and you're
partying almost every day! It is simply amazing!
Third - I think you're just a wonderful friend. It is a pity that despite your
best efforts,Twilight blabbed that Spike has a crush on Rarity - she may lose
And a small question - about cupcakes. There were strange rumors about the
recipe,which includes parts of other ponies. Is this true? (written here in
more detail - http:/www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.hlml)
with best wishes
secret admirer (I also love cupcakes!)
Oh wowie zowie! I got a letter, I got a letter! Wonder
Pony Mail - 8Dear Twilight Sparkle...
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Yours faithfully, VGS2.
While I am unsure as to how you managed to send me this message, I suppose I should answer you properly. After much research I have determined that a woodchuck could chuck a sufficient amount of wood for a creature of their size, and no more. Therefore, to reply in plain Equestrian...
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Pony Mail - 6dear Luna,
i hope you don't mind i dropped the princess from it, but i thought since you dropped the Ms from yours i could do the same, but you do mind just tell me and I'll put it back in my next letter OK? Do you hold a court at Night time, and if so do owls and bats and other night time people come to you to help solve their problems? Also since you said you like sharing things with your big sister i included two cans of Mountain Dew, its a soft drink i Love, they need to be chilled before you drink them. Also, do NOT shake them up or when you pop the little tab it will spray all over the place! I notice you have cows that Applejack herds, do you get cheese from them as well? in the book i found, it seems most pony's only eat sweets and surgery stuff, so do you eat meat like humans do or are you mainly baked goods, fruits and veggies diet?i also sent along the next Sailor moon book and i was wondering on electronic goods: do you have any music players? i would love to send you some
Pony Mail - 5Dear miss Rarity,
Forgive me for my spelling (English not my native language). I was wondering, how can you be so amazingly stylish and beautiful all the time? Even when Trixie turned your hair green, you was still pretty, I assure you! Also, how are your store - I get that you own some fashion shop? And last, but not least - do you have boyfriend?
To my anonymous admirer,
I must say darling, that your Equestrian is rather rough, but I suppose that could be because of the translation between English and Equestrian. Though if one were to attempt to write in your native language and then translate to Equestrian, I believe that the translation would perhaps be smoother. But enough about that, you have written me a letter, and I really must say I am flattered that you have turned your attentions to me.
It is not easy to be stylish and beautiful all the time, but with proper care and maintenance it is possible. First, it is vit
Pony Mail - 4Dear Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
Personally, I find it quite astounding. From an intellectual point of view, the existence of Equestria is the best confirmation of the Multiple Dimension Theory. I assure you, the philosophers and physicists are having quite the field day. Of course, I'm neither, so I won't bore you with statistics and data. Though I do have some questions that have been bugging me for quite some time.
First of all, are you familiar with yours and your student's status as internet celebrities? Considering that between the eight of you (your highnesses, Twilight Sparkle and her five friends), you have not only converted the infamous 4-chan, but have started your own following. Though, with the good comes the bad. If you are not familiar with Rule 34, then I beg of you, don't. Just don't.
Second, and this is something a bit more cut-and-dry, what is the geo-political status of
Pony Mail - 3
i found out about you becuse of the book i fund outside in a
clearing. And i decided to send the letter in hopes it would really
reach you and it did! And i hope you never have wars like ours,
the last really major worldwas from 1939 to 1945, it ended in more
blood shed with things calleatomic bombs, they were men to kill less
then if the war had drug on ut i think they ended up killing more.
And the book i sent you is a made up story, but when iwas much
younger and when my sister first let me read them i thought they were
real, andwell i'll let you find out more with each bookend you, tell
me when your done with the one i sent you and i'll send along the
next! i also sent along a small bit of fudge with this letter, i just
like giveing out my baked goods, everyone in my family is scareof
geig plump so i end up giveing away my baked goods to teachers more
often then not.
Pony Mail - 2dear princess luna,
Oh no the dragon thing did not alarm me too much, i fact it proved that this
wasall very real, so it ade me very happy to see it! i suppose the advancemnts
we make are pretty impressve, but i admit some of the things make y stomach
turn over. most of our advancements seem to be made for war's sake,i hope you
fair ponis of equstra may never fce such terrible advancemets of war. On a
diffrent note, i'm not sure if it will reach you, but i've added my most
beloved comic book to this letter: sailormoon. i hope you enjoy it as much as
i did when my elder sister passed it onto me for a treat on being on the
honuer roll. i am only includeing the first one ito it, since i have no clue
how these letters get to you, i dont wish for some poor animal to have to
carry a heavey burden to you
I am thankful that you were reassured by my act of foolishness, I should have realize
Pony Maildear princess luna,
Forgive me if my spellingis bad, but i am writeing this letter very late at
night when i should be in bed. I was wondering, do you know any magic to turn
ahuman child into a pony like you? I dont like liveing as a human, its dull
and clumsy and slow. It must be amazeing to fly amid the night sky to see the
peace and joy your art brings. I am thirteen years old, and ifound a book all
about you, so i'm leaveing this letter out side where i found the book and
hopeing, praying that maybe this letter will b answeared and it wont be some
crual trick by my classmates at school tommrow.
Dear Ms. Jones,
I understand how spelling can be a bit tricky, especially late into one's period of activity. I find it best to do a rough copy before getting my sleep, and then looking it over when I am fresh and alert. As for the magic of converting a human child into a pony, sadly I do not know of any power great enough to perform that feat. I have read up on these human