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© 2012 - 2020 Silent--Protagonist
WARNING: THIS STORY DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE ANY MATURE CONTENT IN IT WHATSOEVER. I MERELY PLACED A WARNING ON IT BECAUSE OF THE OPENING LINE. AND IT IS STATISTICALLY PROVEN THAT MORE PEOPLE READ THINGS IF THEY HAVE A MATURE WARNING. ENJOY THIS STORY AND THIS BOLD TEXT.

:icondatgoldplz::iconsaysplz: I'm so sexy your hair is aroused, yo.
:icondatsilverplz::iconsaysplz: You're so sexy my hair is aroused, yoskillet.

Request for :iconmeruna-chan:. I thank you, Meruna, for your requests, because for some reason, I write some really great Preciousmetalshipping when you ask for them. It must be your mojo.

Definition of "hairetion," according to Urban Dictionary:

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.


I need to quit titling stories after body parts. First "Teeth," now this. What's next? "Forearm," "Toejam," or--gasp!--"Clitoris?"

Challenge accepted.

Now my left elbow itches.

That's Nice To Know,
:iconsilent--protagonist:
Original work by Silent--Protagonist. This may NOT be reprinted or distributed without my written permission.

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I'm trying so hard not to laugh loudly that it actually hurts >w<
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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xD laughing my ass off.... :lmao: seriously!
THIS. IS. AMAZING.

you my lovely, are hilarious, and the way your portrayed these two... hot damn i love it.

:icondatsilverplz: hair erection
:iconpervygoldplz: I was right!!! ohohooohohoh!!!
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this was amazing really right? 
Seriously a hair erection?? xDD
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Silent--ProtagonistHobbyist Writer
Gold can make anybody's hair erect. :icondatgoldplz:
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:iconblushplz: my hair is erect around him
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Oh my god this is too freakin funny!!!!! :iconimpervyplz:
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pffffffffff~~ omg I'm so in love X'D
I'm dying here~~!! It was so beautiful! X'DD
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Yay! I'm glad you ejoy it :D
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it's simply beautiful♥ X'D
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It friggen IS a hair boner! Thank you!
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Silent--ProtagonistHobbyist Writer
I know! That thing on his head is quite clearly an erection of some kind.
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invadermayhem General Artist
LOL! Ohh geeze.
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Silent, I love you for having Silver think that book was utter trash. Thank you.. for making that reference. Thank you, for being an amazing writer. Thank you so much. - w-;
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I got the trilogy yesterday as an early birthday present because I expressed interest in wanting to read it. I'm almost through the first one (easy read), and I have to say this:

The plot is good. Common, but at least good.
But her writing SUCKS.
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Since I haven't replied to this yet... due to me slacking off the way I do. Now that you see why I said I hated it a long while ago... See? <w<;; I even ranted about this book on tumblr, it made me so upset, it really did. I want to become published one day, but if this is the only stuff that can make money? I don't think I can become published then.
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Me when I read the first sentence: :icondragondrink:
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Now I'm...

*puts on sunglasses*

... All wet.

YEAAAAHHH
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