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(Funky music playing in the background) Who’s the awesome son of God, born from the holy virgin mother named, Mary? Christ! Ya damn right. Who’s the healer of the sick, wounded, handicapped, dying, and people who are already dead? Christ! Can ya dig it? Who once a year goes to Hell for 3 days, and takes pain from The Devil, himself, causes everybody knows he’s 1 bad mother- SHUCH YO MOUTH! I’m just talking about Jesus H. Christ, ya’ll. We can totally dig it. Can you? Happy Easter, Everyone!

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