cakes and cannibals 2

 I CONFESS TO EVERYTHING! I SECRETLY CRY AT NIGHT CAUSE I DONT HAVE A MAN AND SHOVE ICE CREAM DOWN MY MOUTH! I OFTEN BUY CHEAPER FABRICS JUST TO AFFORD MY DAILY SPA APPOINTMENTS! A FILLY ONCE CALLED ME OLD SO I THREW HER FAVORITE TOY OFF A CLIFF! I GET MY MAKEUP FROM MY FATHER, WHO USES IT MORE THAN MY MOTHER! I WAS TURNED ON WHEN THOSE DIAMOND DOGS KIDNAPPED ME! I'M TWO YEARS OLDER THAN I TELL PONIES!!!