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Cried this morning due to a really horrible 'joke' a friend told me and dragged on all day.
Stomach was twisted in knots due to the stress and fear all day.
You guys can't come up with anything better than 'I'm leaving DA because I hate you all'
Or
'I have a terminal illness and I'm gonna die'
Really guys..?
I know today is supposed to be funny, but you all just sound like rude, heartless cocksuckers.. sorry..
I also got slapped really hard because my friend actually thought me, a lesbian, got pregnant on purpose.
That's funny.
Im not, but I didn't deserve to get slapped..

Guess I've just been the victim of one too many mean pranks today..

Whatever, back to homework..
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Nuzrok Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
I kinda wish people would get a little more original. You're pregnant joke was funny though. X)

I mean, the deviations were pretty funny, since people are just messing around.

I personally liked SplahKittyArtist's.
(I'm not an obsessed SKA fan, in case anyone makes the assumption, but I thought her's was good, sorry if it wasn't and my humor is just stupid)
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Amy-the-Artisan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
I'm sorry that happened D:

Well....earlier I threw a bunch of water energy pokemon cards on the floor and said the toilet flooded. My sister got so mad at me |D
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ShizuDerp Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its all good.
THAT IS THE BESTTHING IVE EVER HEARD.
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Amy-the-Artisan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
LOLOLOLOL her reaction was priceless :D
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Rizzobaby Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I hope the slap didn't hurt as bad as it sounds like.. :( If this makes you feel any better, I sent my pet lizard to go into my mom's room and my mom freaks when he scuddles around on the floor like a mouse. She grew up in a house with mice in the walls so she's deathly afraid of them so her reaction is priceless. XD
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Windyfeather Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm really sorry this happened to you Shizu :c
You don't deserve to be slapped.
I hate April Fools. I have a hard time trusting people in general and this day just makes it ever worse. I don't know what to decide as being real or fake or whatnot ;w;
And some jokes are real cruel too.
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MessyMarbles Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I honestly, will all my heart, do NOT understand how people think say stuff like that is funny; it is potentially idiotic, stupid, and can hurt a lot of people! I'm sorry people have made you feel this way, and that stupid deviantHEART too u x u;;
*slobbers on you
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Taielias-Bane Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Lol April fools finished 12 and half hours ago for me XD
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iMandarr Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Awww, I hate when people think April Fools Day gives them an excuse to be an ass hole. :< -hugs- I'm sorry, Shizu.
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MonsterMeds Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
April fools day is the worst holiday imo :l
It's more annoying and heartless rather than funny
Don't worry, there are people here who would never do anything so cruel (even if they don't know you that well) ;v; <3
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hoqwarts Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
-random person-
But I agree with this comment so much.
You, my friend, deserve a cookie: :cookie:
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MonsterMeds Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, thank you :'D :hug:
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Kandy-Cube Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Leaving Da and "I'm really a man" were Stupid :I

but wait your Pregnant?
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Samikou Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Hey dude mine was amazing!
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Kandy-Cube Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yours was, and the first one. then about another 20+ peeps did the EXACT SAME ONE.


but yours had like people falling for it XD
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ShizuDerp Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not pregnant xD
But I saw both of those.. ugh..
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jeIIycat Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I know right?
And then there's also those dickbags pretending to be gay and shit

Haha, and then I post a parody journal of that, and then people think I'M the one disrespecting homosexuals

I swear to god this site is so immature in the worst of ways
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hoqwarts Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I agree. The "leaving dA" jokes annoy me and a lot of people will take them seriously and think that person really hates them.
A few years ago, my best friend did a bad joke to me saying that she was "moving" which made me almost break down in front of everyone.
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iSwagCookie Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013   Digital Artist
-hugs-
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ShizuDerp Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-hugs-
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iSwagCookie Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013   Digital Artist
lesbians are sexy eue...
-hugs back-
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