Quadruple-Screw Motor Ship Arendelle Castle

This is the QSMS Arendelle Castle. She measures 761 feet long, and undertook her maiden voyage on November 22, 2013, though her maiden voyage was marred by the presence of a blizzard on the first day that was described as “unnatural” by both Captain Christopher Buck and Staff Captain Jennifer Lee, who are not to be confused with the filmmakers of the same names. Unfortunately, said blizzard also resulted in the loss of one of her fleetmates, the MS Hannsa.

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Okay, enough of that. If it isn’t obvious by now, the QSMS Arendelle Castle is named after Arendelle, the main setting of the 2013 film Frozen...Yes, I have seen this film, and yes, I despise it. The reason for this, at least in my case, is because I REALLY do not like musical numbers, unless they are used sparingly in scenarios where it makes logical sense, (I.E. Zootopia) or when the songs are played for laughs. (I.E. Monty Python)

There are some things I do like, such as Olaf’s tragic dream and obliviousness towards death, and the hilarious coincidence that involves two major characters narrowly avoiding an icy fate like two minor, but pivotal characters in James Cameron’s Titanic.

On a final note, the Captain and Staff Captain of the Arendelle Castle are very clearly named after the filmmakers, and should be confused with them.