Okay, so I was joking around with my Super Paper Mario campaign group and came up with a bit of a backstory as to how Tech Gal got her oversized robes: There's a Gourmet Guy who has a very serious crush on Tech and offered her one of his spare robes to her. This guy is called Toxic Guy for two reasons.
1- His attacks are poisoned based
2- He's the resident neckbeard type who thinks if a Gal looks at him, they're dating. He does have a body pillow of a fake Shy Gal that he calls his wife (even though his heart belongs to Tech). He doesn't see anything wrong with his ironic way of thinking either.
I jokingly told the GM about this and now it's being considered.