In my mind it would start with:
Mark is sleeping, then Jack walks in and says, "He got shot! Noooo! Little Potatoman You were always my favorite"
Jack then goes to kiss him(could be on cheek/forehead), but before he can Mark opens his eyes and says, "Jack, I'm not dead! It's my hair die dummy!"
When the Potato Man part of the video played, I couldn't help it. I got the idea of Mark being the potato man, mainly because the "I may be a potato, but I have standards" and "spudbutt", also he's short.
I've had this idea in my head since All The Way was posted and I haven't seen anyone do this, but I fell like I suck at comics and I don't draw