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i will reach the stars!!!

By shiniez
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and so as april begins in australia, so i have ended my existence...



farewell


I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!

and now i too have risen back to life!

anyhow this was a part of a proud tradition of dumb April fools jokes, this one specifically referring to:

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this changes EVERYTHING! by shiniez


also, a response from a wise hamster!

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Authenticity by jollyjack
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TairaMai's avatar
"A man's reach must exceed his grasp or else what's a heaven for?"
ken1171's avatar
This is too good. ^__^
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w h a t  d o e s  t h e  f o x  s a y
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Dude I was reading this while drinking tea and WAS NOT PREPARED. My laptop is now sitting in a puddle and I can't stop choking 🤣 😭💦💻

Thank you for everything you do 🤗💖
Llama-Bean's avatar
this will never stop being hilariously stupid and i just adore it for that 
gaoasmegu09's avatar
that me right there the last part 
AlysaTaladay's avatar
😆😆😆😆😆 Lmaaaaaooooo!!!
MangaArtfansTwin's avatar
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my God! XD
dowelljessica's avatar
I fucking died. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Trans-Car-Girl's avatar
I die every time I read it 😂😂😂
rphb's avatar
Wouldn't it have made more sense if she was a vixen?
Nilich-i's avatar
im fucking CRYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lagenerala's avatar
Pff.... dude.. no.. ever.. do that... 
gameangel147's avatar
Oh my gosh.  I can tell you had fun with this one.  :D
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"So, what do we have here?"

"Well, detective, seems like we have an artist."

"I can see that."

"He was a furry."

"Ah. That explains the people/animal hybrids. Hmm. Not bad though."

"You into that?"

"Not really, but I can appreciate nice boobies when I see them. Human or otherwise."

"Heh. I can agree with that. Boobies are boobies, after all."

"Preaching to the choir." 

"Anyway. It seems he tried to be authentic. Didn't work out, it seems, what with all the blood flooding his face and everything."

"Huh. I  thought people just crapped themselves."

"Oh, he did that too. But the blood thing's what you notice first."

"Cause of death?"

"Well, our audio technicians are looking into it."

"What's taking them?"

"Apparently, Mr. Fursalot here was listening to what sounds cats make whilst mating."

"Okay. Shouldn't have killed him so easily though. I have a cat. Three in fact."

"A cat is fine too?"

"Crossing the line there, Mitch. I respect art like this, but I draw the line at weaboo nonsense."

"Sorry. Uh, he was also trying to find out what the fox says."

"WHAT!?!"

"W-what? Something wrong?"

"CALL THE STATION! TELL THE AUDIO TECHS TO STOP WHAT THEIR DOING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!"

"Dick...they told me what they were going to do ten minutes ago."

"...mother of God."

*Two days later*

"This shouldn't have happened, Dick. I-I-I just...God. What does a person say about this?"

"It's okay, Mitch. None us knew until it was beyond too late. Sometimes, shit happens. And there's nothing any of us can do about it. Let's just be glad they died relatively quickly and painlessly."

"...Dick. They literally tore themselves apart. Clean up crews are still find the techies ears scattered around the lab. Everyone in the station said it was like the screams of the damned during the apocalypse in there. And that place is sound proof from the inside."

"Like I said, Mitch. Relatively quick and painless."

"Uh. What's Bill doing?"

"Wha-OH DEAR GOD NO DON'T PRESS PLAY!!!"

*click*

"BILL YOU STUPID MOTHER FU---"

<FIN>
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Best comment ever
Mastadon-King's avatar
Try this one:  First Contact by lonefirewarrior

Look for my comment.
Trans-Car-Girl's avatar
It wasn't bad, lol
PWartenberg's avatar
Bill wanted to reach the heavens.
Mastadon-King's avatar
Bill should have known better!
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*never ending laughter*
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okay.
Yes please.
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