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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by shinga
YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.


I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D


(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)


I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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JimmyAgent007 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Panel 3, replace Edward with Putin(shirtless probably) and Bella with Trump.   "Putin and Trump, The only love story NOT better than Twilight"
Ty-Chou Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Revisiting an old favorite.

Still a better Bella than actual Bella.
zealousshadow Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks to yhis comic I never read Twilight and amused many friends who HAD read it by showing them this. Brilliant. The dialogue is the perfect blend of irony and the poses very dramatic.
Readeroffate Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Me when I read the first book. I wanted to set the darn thing on fire ,but my friend lent me the book so I couldn't without having to pay for a new one. 
Scarred-Samurai Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2017
I need to read it. I have to. I can't mock it if I haven't even read it.
Beyworld101 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
F2U Golden Rose F2U Purple Rose 
yosofine Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
But - - - - IT's Sparkley!!! (with glitter) *runs like hell*
DubaiBunniesUAE Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2017
Good job
lockdown3333 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2017
Hey, if anybody is into mature manga or anime, you should check out Jojo's bizarre adventure, it's basically Anti-Twilight.
DIGIZOOM Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist

mysterymeow17 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this comic is amazing
TheSeruSigma Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2017
Urgh, I remember when I was a fan back in 2006. I was like one of the first people who read the book in my school and I told everyone "Guys, it's awesome you need to read it" everyone ignored me until the hype began two years later in germany and everyone told me I have to read it because it's awesome.__. I dislike it now (and hypes. Because hypes are like people are blinded by other people). It's shit. It is an average fanfiction and the autor doesn't deserve the money she makes with this. I heard that Edward has a charakter in his book but I highly doubt that.
ChicaFromHideOut Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
My l.a. teacher likes Twieeeh... Twieeeh.... I can't even type it, it's that bad
uroboros2 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016
I haven't seen this in years. And it's still funny!
Dragcharges Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2016  Student General Artist
I honestly like how it sounds in my head. I haven't read it in, like three four months.
EveLeech Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2016
dblood42 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016
LOL this is priceless! :D
watermeloncody Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016
twilight sucks so hard :tatatatatatatatatata:destroys all twilight books*
IsabelleVieira Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016
KawaiiKitty141 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016
SO True!
EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I can seriously imagine little voices representing the characters in my head as I read this, lol

not the ones from the movie, just random voices that fit their personality in this cartoon, XD

Twilight really sucks. Harry Potter is so much better.
Wingblade67 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015
Hurhurhurhur. Dirty innuendo in that lasts one. And yeah, it sucks ASS. Of course, I'm a guy so... Yeah?
OneHeartforever Featured By Owner Edited Nov 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Each person likes what they like. Tastes are indisputable. :)

I'm a fan of twilight but i think it's funny how you put, and that uou have a good points though i don't agree in some of them 

Nice work with this :)
dblood42 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 15, 2015
It's a dumb sh*t made for eccentric teenager girls (so basically for all of them). I did not read it, not because I'm an adult man, but because I don't waste my time on sh*t. Looks like sh*t, walks like sh*t, have fans like sh*t, pretty sure it's the sh*t stuff. Goes the same for 50 shades of sh*t.
Oh, sorry, I like this! :)
It's so popular, because that's what teenage girls want: someone to adore them without wanting more. It's not a problem per se, it's thew way people behave in this age.
Geeky-Pagan-Chick Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016
Maybe the reason teenage girls want a fantasy world, where people adore them and think they're awesome, is because reality is filled with people like you, who tell them that they and everything they like is sh*t.
dblood42 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2016
No, it's because the western society let a generation like this grow: a society where teenagers commit suicide because of bad comments on the internet.
Geeky-Pagan-Chick Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2016
And you don't think the problem there is the people hiding behind a computer screen, bullying kids on the internet, during the most vulnerable time of their lives?  

No, instead, let's blame the people whose f***ing brains are still developing, who are trying to figure out who they are and how they fit into the world, while under constant pressure to get good grades, do well in sports and extra-curriculars, as well as hold down a part-time job, because unless you come from money, that's the only way you're going to get enough scholarships to even start thinking about college.  But you also have to be social, outside of those things, or the adults think something is wrong with you.  Then you get the fun of peer pressure and bullying, both in person and online.  

And, yeah, some people snap under that pressure, especially extra-vulnerable people like the girls and LGBTQ kids.  Especially when those comments are of the slut-shaming variety, and that girl knows they'll follow her the rest of her life.  She knows that future employers will find pages of hate on the internet, when they search her (because that is part of the current reality, employers search you on the internet, both your social media and what is said about you, elsewhere, so those "comments on the internet" do actually mean something) and decide that she doesn't have the kind of image they want associated with their company.  When she knows that guys she is interested in will search her on the internet (a reality of modern dating) and either reject her or get the massively wrong impression.  

And the future begins looking hopeless, while the hate is still pouring in.  And the adults aren't exactly helping, because they don't understand what the real impact is, here, because they grew up in a world where you could only be hated locally, and then you could just move and not have it follow you.  They grew up in a world where people saying sh*t about you, sh*t that might not even be true, couldn't stop you from getting into college or from getting a decent job, quite that easily.  They forget that that internet hate won't disappear with time.  It's not like being a bullied teen, in their time, when you just survived high school, then it was over.  Those people who do their best to make your life hell, now, get to follow you around, wherever you go, whatever you do, for the rest of your life.  

Because that's what the internet has brought to the world, connectivity and accessibility, even when we seriously don't want it.  And, now, more and more jobs are requiring that employees have social media, and that they use that social media to represent their company, so it's not like you can just choose to not make yourself vulnerable on the internet, anymore.  That's not how our world works.
EveLeech Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2016
Inkkmoon Featured By Owner May 3, 2016   Digital Artist
Right now, you're insulting all the tern girls who dislike Twilight (including me) .
Good job.
H4Y13Y Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you just made me laugh until I cried. hahahahah!
MikkiTikki Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sixteen thousand comments
G1prime Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Student Writer
*G1prime grabs the four books and lights them on fire"
"So light them up up up up! Light them up up up up up up! Light them up up up up up up! THEY ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!"
nerdforever-19 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
I would be burning the books and shooting the CD IF i owned them (even though i hate harming books/CDs). Except for 1 Twilight movie, "Vampires Sucks", it's the BEST version of twilight. Now though time to clean my mind from typing twilight so much.
FrostKnight1 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i know better, never saw the movie or the book, i knew it might be terrible,  i sensed bad vibes from it because when my older sister saw the movie, she told me " it was a book movie for a vampire romance novel" and i  instantly hated it.
Trojan117 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 4, 2015
You were blessed my friend, I on the other hand was forced to sit through the God Damned sequel (School field trip). And I must say that it is the single biggest turd I have had to watch in a long time. I even offered to use my restaurant money to go see something/anything else, even a GOD DAMN BAYFORMER MOVIE! I WAS THAT DESPERATE PEOPLE!! Also the fact that the English teacher at the time forced us/me to read the book series did not help, AT ALL!!! The writing/characters were/are so bad that I was honestly considering feeding it to my dogs, but didn't because I loved them and would not subject their systems to ingesting pure crap.
FrostKnight1 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You must have been through alot, to have been through that and lived to tell the've seen...things....
Trojan117 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015
I have seen things that would turn a sane man crazy, and a crazy man sane. I have seen things, that would turn you white with sheer terror! I have seen things, horrible, unspeakable things, that just the mere passing memory of it causes a piece of my soul and a shard of my fractured mind, too slide further and further into a realm of madness; unknown! A realm filled with screaming, fawning, lovestruck teenage girls; and hot, and bothered, horny cougar moms, that don't know the difference between real romance/love, and creepy undead, pedo stalking. A realm where the title of Vampire; a title filled with history and honor. Has been dragged through the dirty, bottom dregs of romanticism, and has turned this suave, blood-drinkers; into tinkerbells gay, sparkling, emo, bipolar, freshly used tampon suckers! The fact that I was able to survive this, is proof that miracles truly do exist. FrostKnight1, my dear dear friend, may you and your descendants never have to suffer like I have. If by some unfortunate means that you have taken a glimpse in this realm of perverted madness, I pray to whatever deity exists, that you will be able to summon the strength and willpower, to carry on.  
Queen-of-Ice101 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2016  Student Writer
I know it's been almost a year since you wrote this comment but I just had to let you know that I laughed so hard at your comment that I almost cried. 

Absolutaly priceless. 
FrostKnight1 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
done and done. i too have seen stuff, thangs... that i will not bother to describe.
those days are over.
Greenham45 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
I love this
oilura Featured By Owner Edited Jun 4, 2015
Ah, those books brought fond memories back. The insanity, the absolute horror, the depression. The characters' psychopathy and insanity that can only be expressed by the book's own badness.

All that book really needs is a sequel with a mind-bending horror, an eldritch creature, from some unknowable and incomprehensible place that causes all the characters to be insane.

If only Meyer ended the book with Cthulhu instead. That will be a much better ending to the books, and it will make much more sense.
musicbxgirl5 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student
I think your comic is frickin' awesome! XD TOO. MUCH. SPARKLE. AND. IDIOCY!
Yoshiondiviantart Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Twilight in a nutshell. Did I mention Twilight sucks?
Cloud-Dragonz Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Professional Artisan Crafter
Lol :D
Ne1f Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
THIS IS NOT TRUE! Why? Because not only is Bella definitely NOT ANYWHERE NEAR that cheerful she is devoid of any other emotion other than feeling sorry for herself, fawning over Edward, and being a complete and utter sociopath towards anyone that's not Jacob or Edward (not to mention she has super low self esteem issues) until the fourth book where she pretty much gets forced into having emotions because of her transformation, Kristen Stewart was truly an exceptional choice for the role of Bella.
Trojan117 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Actually when you think about it, maybe Kristen realized how much of a two dimensional character she was. (So bad that the paper she was written on has more dimensions than her.) And portrayed the character perfectly. She isn't a horrible actor, she is bloody Brilliant!
IndigoMetropolis Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Filmographer
Never actually heard of the twilight until now, good friend :iconsharletthecat: mentioned it to me and sent me a link to this. If this IS basically how the story goes (some people like to twist/bend plots of stories) I kinda get why it seems like a bad book. But the way you showcased it this way..... I'm speechless from the humor put into it (I have a different sense of humor than others may have)
Violet-Hibine Featured By Owner Edited Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the books. it was painful. the only reason i read it is because someone who didn't like me gave them to me as a gift and I wanted to show her that i was the bigger person. I read them, reread them to make sure i didn't miss anything, and then talked to her about them and gave her a good series of books to read. I gave ther the Obsidian Trilogy. she read those and them begged me for more books like that and we were friends XD

Books are magical
daughterofmoonlight Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
and 50 shades is even worse.

all of the above plus rape!
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