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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks
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Published: May 12, 2008
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YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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JimmyAgent007Hobbyist General Artist
Panel 3, replace Edward with Putin(shirtless probably) and Bella with Trump.   "Putin and Trump, The only love story NOT better than Twilight"
Ty-Chou's avatar
Ty-ChouHobbyist Digital Artist
Revisiting an old favorite.

Still a better Bella than actual Bella.
zealousshadow's avatar
zealousshadowHobbyist General Artist
Thanks to yhis comic I never read Twilight and amused many friends who HAD read it by showing them this. Brilliant. The dialogue is the perfect blend of irony and the poses very dramatic.
Readeroffate's avatar
Me when I read the first book. I wanted to set the darn thing on fire ,but my friend lent me the book so I couldn't without having to pay for a new one. 
Scarred-Samurai's avatar
I need to read it. I have to. I can't mock it if I haven't even read it.
Beyworld101's avatar
Beyworld101Student Traditional Artist
F2U Golden Rose F2U Purple Rose 
yosofine's avatar
yosofineHobbyist Artisan Crafter
But - - - - IT's Sparkley!!! (with glitter) *runs like hell*
lockdown3333's avatar
Hey, if anybody is into mature manga or anime, you should check out Jojo's bizarre adventure, it's basically Anti-Twilight.
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DIGIZOOMHobbyist General Artist
THIS IS GORGEOUS
THIS IS SO TRUE


YOU ROCK
I LAUGHED SO HARD
mysterymeow17's avatar
mysterymeow17Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this comic is amazing
TheSeruSigma's avatar
Urgh, I remember when I was a fan back in 2006. I was like one of the first people who read the book in my school and I told everyone "Guys, it's awesome you need to read it" everyone ignored me until the hype began two years later in germany and everyone told me I have to read it because it's awesome.__. I dislike it now (and hypes. Because hypes are like people are blinded by other people). It's shit. It is an average fanfiction and the autor doesn't deserve the money she makes with this. I heard that Edward has a charakter in his book but I highly doubt that.
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ChicaFromHideOutHobbyist Artist
My l.a. teacher likes Twieeeh... Twieeeh.... I can't even type it, it's that bad
uroboros2's avatar
I haven't seen this in years. And it's still funny!
Dragcharges's avatar
DragchargesStudent General Artist
I honestly like how it sounds in my head. I haven't read it in, like three four months.
EveLeech's avatar
HAHA HAHA YOU SUMMED IT UP PERFECTLY!!!!!! XD
dblood42's avatar
LOL this is priceless! :D
watermeloncody's avatar
twilight sucks so hard :tatatatatatatatatata:destroys all twilight books*
IsabelleVieira's avatar
HAHAHAHAHA XD SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!! LMAO
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EpicRandomCat115Hobbyist General Artist
I can seriously imagine little voices representing the characters in my head as I read this, lol

not the ones from the movie, just random voices that fit their personality in this cartoon, XD

Twilight really sucks. Harry Potter is so much better.
Wingblade67's avatar
Hurhurhurhur. Dirty innuendo in that lasts one. And yeah, it sucks ASS. Of course, I'm a guy so... Yeah?
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OneHeartforeverHobbyist Digital Artist
Each person likes what they like. Tastes are indisputable. :)

I'm a fan of twilight but i think it's funny how you put, and that uou have a good points though i don't agree in some of them 

Nice work with this :)
dblood42's avatar
It's a dumb sh*t made for eccentric teenager girls (so basically for all of them). I did not read it, not because I'm an adult man, but because I don't waste my time on sh*t. Looks like sh*t, walks like sh*t, have fans like sh*t, pretty sure it's the sh*t stuff. Goes the same for 50 shades of sh*t.
Oh, sorry, I like this! :)
It's so popular, because that's what teenage girls want: someone to adore them without wanting more. It's not a problem per se, it's thew way people behave in this age.
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