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Head Trip - Twilight Sucks

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YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE THIS COMIC EARLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU and I haven't posted a comic to DA in foreeeever.

OKAY BACKSTORY.

I have been avoiding Twilight because I trust a few friends' tastes who said they hated it and it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. I knew it was not my thing. Plus, SPARKLING VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL.

Then I got to read a few small snippets and it is all. I. Needed. It is awful. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. Bella is annoying as hell, Edward can't pick a personality so I've decided he doesn't actually have one except "creepy stalker"... and together they make one boring couple.

I understand those who say that they REALIZE it's bad, they know the writing sucks, but it's their guilty pleasure and they couldn't stop. I get that. I have my guilty movies/shows/books, the whole nine yards.

But when people say the writing is excellent and the characters are deep and believable? No. The answer is NO.

And that is all. :D

I LOVE YOU GUYS K BYE NOW.

(BTW in case some of you don't know, though I think most of you do... Head Trip updates as regularly as I can work on them over here)

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION, I MADE THIS EDIT RIGHT HERE IN THE DESCRIPTION, IT'S A NEW EDIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT

I read the whole book.

It sucks.

There goes your "wah, snippets aren't enough and you'll understand how perfect and wonderful and SPARKLY AMAZING this book is if you read it!"

No. No no no... no. It blows. Hard. With glitter.
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NightViper63's avatar

Ok so IK that everyone has there own opinions on Twilight but I personally love Twilight I mean look at my profile pic. But I really wish people would stop doing this.

Stop The Twilight Haters!

maybrih's avatar
WE can't stop. It's really a Bad Book. Nobody Can deny it. It's dumb and with toxic messages. I will Always hate Twilight because I don't see the point.
JimmyAgent007's avatar
Panel 3, replace Edward with Putin(shirtless probably) and Bella with Trump.   "Putin and Trump, The only love story NOT better than Twilight"
maybrih's avatar
actually, It's a better love story than twilight
Ty-Chou's avatar
Revisiting an old favorite.

Still a better Bella than actual Bella.
zealousshadow's avatar
Thanks to yhis comic I never read Twilight and amused many friends who HAD read it by showing them this. Brilliant. The dialogue is the perfect blend of irony and the poses very dramatic.
Readeroffate's avatar
Me when I read the first book. I wanted to set the darn thing on fire ,but my friend lent me the book so I couldn't without having to pay for a new one. 
Scarred-Samurai's avatar
I need to read it. I have to. I can't mock it if I haven't even read it.
yosofine's avatar
But - - - - IT's Sparkley!!! (with glitter) *runs like hell*
lockdown3333's avatar
Hey, if anybody is into mature manga or anime, you should check out Jojo's bizarre adventure, it's basically Anti-Twilight.
DIGIZOOM's avatar
THIS IS GORGEOUS
THIS IS SO TRUE


YOU ROCK
I LAUGHED SO HARD
mysterymeow17's avatar
this comic is amazing
TheSeruSigma's avatar
Urgh, I remember when I was a fan back in 2006. I was like one of the first people who read the book in my school and I told everyone "Guys, it's awesome you need to read it" everyone ignored me until the hype began two years later in germany and everyone told me I have to read it because it's awesome.__. I dislike it now (and hypes. Because hypes are like people are blinded by other people). It's shit. It is an average fanfiction and the autor doesn't deserve the money she makes with this. I heard that Edward has a charakter in his book but I highly doubt that.
ChicaFromHideOut's avatar
My l.a. teacher likes Twieeeh... Twieeeh.... I can't even type it, it's that bad
uroboros2's avatar
I haven't seen this in years. And it's still funny!
Dragcharges's avatar
I honestly like how it sounds in my head. I haven't read it in, like three four months.
EveLeech's avatar
HAHA HAHA YOU SUMMED IT UP PERFECTLY!!!!!! XD
dblood42's avatar
LOL this is priceless! :D
watermeloncody's avatar
twilight sucks so hard :tatatatatatatatatata:destroys all twilight books*
IsabelleVieira's avatar
HAHAHAHAHA XD SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!! LMAO
EpicRandomCat115's avatar
I can seriously imagine little voices representing the characters in my head as I read this, lol

not the ones from the movie, just random voices that fit their personality in this cartoon, XD

Twilight really sucks. Harry Potter is so much better.
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