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Head Trip - For The Critics by shinga Head Trip - For The Critics by shinga
Boring comic.

But FRIDAY. Friday's shall be better. BWAHAHAHA.

And I haven't seen Clerks 2.


Or Clerks 1.
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Saegigmon Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your drawings and comics are totally awesome! What programs do you use?
autismscribbles Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
But the Clerks movies are awesome. :XD: So funny.
DragonsLover1 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
Old women sure do hate the world today. :noes:
JORDANISAWESOME Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009
omg amazing movies so funny
miacis3101 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Clerks 2 ROCKED!!! Kevin Smith ROCKS!!! God help that boy if I ever decide to go gay!!!
x--livvi07--x Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
Wow! Her face in panel 3 :3
EnigmaOfTheRoses Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009
That old lady looks like my french teacher... Acts like her too... Except my french teacher is, like 30 years younger than that old lady. But they still look the same.

wildrook Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
Actually, the donkey scene would make you, in the words of Rosario Dawson, "disgusted and repulsed, and you can't look away."
Lol, "Important crap".
Rubilon Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
New fan, just started going through your works and I know this is...half a year old? But I wanted to mention how this can show up in alot of things, like lately 'The Golden Compass'...I've been motivated to watch the movie (and read the books) just because of the Christian hype against it. Ok back to my quiet corner before I get shot.
DuelaDent Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2007
HAHA. Kevin Smith makes the best dirty, and potty-mouthed films the Catholic Church allows. ^_^ (yes, KS is a Catholic)
ChaynLynx Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2007  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Oddly enough, I had virtually the same experience about 'Dogma'. Had no interest in seeing it, just didn't flip my noodle...then an ultra-Catholic coworker forwarded email to everyone from her priest denouncing the film as malicious, evil and anti-Catholic and that everyone should boycot the theaters showing it for those reasons.

I had tickets for myself and 4 friends in my hands inside of 4 hours. Great film.
MaoMalani Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2007  Student
Haven't seen the first one, but the second one was great.
ChrisTheBlue Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hated Clerks II with a vengeance, and I did watch the first one.
Makes you think about watching a movie with pre-expectations.
Ra-Se-Phan Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2007
That old lady looks like the Grammar Nazi from Queen of Wands... I don't know why too...
vivavolta Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2007
dude you should totally see clerks2 its way funny.
Godaiger Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2007
It was a good movie but the first Clerks movie is still the best one, nice drawing by the way.
TsuyuTheDeviant Featured By Owner May 2, 2007
Watch Clerks. Throw Clerks II in nearby dumpster, it is a insult to the great work that is Clerks. =)
sididis Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007  Hobbyist
I preferred Clerks 1 and shame on you for not having seen it, it is teh cult classic.

Clerks 2: basically Kevin Smith needs some new material, geez give Jay and Silent Bob a rest already!!!
ZhaneAugustine Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007
Clerks both 1 and 2 are boring if you ask me.
wavewatcher Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2007
Kevin Smith always said that Siegel walking out off the movie was excellent Publicity for the movie,
sonofthereaper Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2007
both are kickass movies and the second had my bleading from my sides on the floor untill i was nothing more than a lifeless lump on the carpet......*sigh* good times
DaimyoShi Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
H.G. Well's says it best in Mel Brook's "History of the World Part I. "And art was born, and with the birth of art, came the Enviable after birth of the Critic."
Saisakumi Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2007
my favorite part is the news paper! "important crap" and "reality shows..who cares?" funny funny!
Touch-Not-This-Cat Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2006
The best way to diswade garbage like this is to ignore it. Unfourtunatly, critics are not paid to do this. But, *Shudder* the worst film of all time to date, that was for some mystry greenlighted, is "Fready got fingered". I saw 10 Minutes on HBO, and any one who would like to see the whole film twice, well,..... I think that euginics is the worst abomination man can commit to man, but in the case of FGF fans, I am tempted to make an exeption.
girlonthesidewalk Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2006
the newspaper headline changes xDD "Important Crap." to "Use you imagination. :) " heehee...I lurve you comics. ^^
typhon9 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2006
Clerks is good and Clerks II is just silly, but lots of fun if you liked the first one. But I'd say worth seeing. Vulgar and crude, but worth seeing. The first ones pretty much a big part of the whole... 90's thing.

merr. whatever.

Great comic though, I love your style. and you're so funny!
Slade-Wilson Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2006
great comic and so true, the amount of movies and games ive seen and bought becourse of that becourse of that,
gta, manhunt, feed, and bully (though its not out yet im gonna get it)
ive seen clerks 2 but not clerks 1 ive got to get round to seeing it
"we prefere to call it animal erotica" sick and wrong yet funney
though for some reason the porch monkey 4 life had me laughfing th most especially when the cop comes in near the end.

some people say im easyily distracted but ... hey a butterfly
resuki Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2006  Professional
I can't count the number of times a bad review has encouraged me to go see a movie! :D This is a great comic.
SRSobotka Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
What's so boring about this? Damn Funny! :D

Maintain and Check Six!
Blue44 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2006  Student Writer
clerks 1 was ok. clerks 2 looks decent. i'd rent it or wait till its on HBO or something though.
there is a donkey in it! >_>
i wonder what its for o_O
sgoheen06 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
*I* know which scene made him walk out, but they didn't SHOW anything, so :P I like Kevin Smith pretty good, though I normally wait till they come out on dvd (except for the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back movie, cause I love those two) anyways, Jay and Silent Bob are more than cameos in this one, so I liked that, but I also thought that this was the most shocking, grossest, most vulgar and deepest and most lovable and morally sound film that Kevin Smith has ever made. And I never expected to put those particular adjectives all in the same sentence, just in case it comes up. :) But for the record, it reminded me why life is worth living. lol
A-Round-Toit Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh... pretty nice.
ilikeshinyobjects Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
I was forced to sit through Clerks 1. Don't. Ever. See. It. EVER. I don't understand how people can stand to watch something so painfully stupid and horribly acted/scripted. My Mom and Dad were forced to sit through it, too. I could tell they were in pain watching brother must be seriously easy to entertain, or he's stupid enough to like watching stupid movies. He comes upstairs one day from his basement lair, puts the rented DVD in the DVD player, puts the TV on the DVD channel and says "YOU'RE ALL WATCHING CLERKS". I draw upstairs. Me and Dad watch Sci-Fi upstairs. Mom comes home from work about fifteen minutes into the movie and my brother convinces her to sit and watch...somehow. I'm in so much pain watching the movie all I can do is stare at the TV in agony while my pencil hovers over the paper, unable to draw....AUGH I HATE CLERKS :explodes:
Didj Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
Clerks 2 is the funniest movie I've seen in years. I think I missed parts of the plot cuze I couldn't stop laughing, especially during the donkey scene. Satan bless Kevin Smith.
pheona Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
Oh... the part with the donkey... O.o funny movie, though. lol
FallenAurora Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
*giggle* kind of like how a lot of people pay attention to the Dixie Chicks after ppl began hating them for badmouthing Bush...I love reverse psychology, the effects are fun to watch...
studioyokai Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2007
To be fair, I've always liked most of their music; I have their first two albums, and occasionally give them a listen when I'm the mood for bitch-flavor!country (Natalie Maines can do gentle soprano as well, but her bitch mode - as heard for instance on "Sin Wagon" - is somewhat more fun). Though, the way people rallied around them this last album is... wow. Then again, now they're a martyr for free speech (sort of), so I shouldn't be surprised. Still, it's not an awful album - the best song off it ("Not Ready to Make Nice") was released for free though, is the funny part.
kozispoon Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006  Student General Artist
Hehe, aint that always the way- "That movie was way too graphic and horrible!"

Well damn, now I wanna go see it. >.>
chibichan1313 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006

Funny, funny movie. See it immediately.
Mareth Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006  Student General Artist
I had no interest in seeing it before now, have piqued my interest. I shall have to go and read the review now, it seems... ;D
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GGCrono Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
I like the newspaper. :D
Kishero Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
those last 2 panels are a classic, nice work.
Spacebabie Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
Seen it. It's a hilarious flick. All the movies with Jay and Silent Bob are good. I would say all Kevin Smith movies aregood, but Jerseygirl sucked. It would have been better if Jay and Silent Bob were in it though.
RustedBrolly Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
Ha ha...Old people suck.
blazed4life Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
I want to see it yet i dont have the desire to at the same time since Kevin Smith made the movie for all the wrong reasons *le sigh* XD but this is cute!! cant wait to see fridays
GargressEternal Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
I haven't seen Clerks 1 all the way through...but I'm sure I'll be dragged to go see Clerks 2 ~_~ SAVE ME!
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Rainhazel Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2006
I havent seen the Clerks1 movie, but I saw Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and that was pretty funny. Im rather inclined to go see the new Clerks2 movie just on that. :D
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