Mary Sue Training School - Pt. 1Coach stood at the edge of the field and blew her big plastic orange whistle. Two girls stood opposite each other; one had blonde curly hair, big blue eyes, long eyelashes, etc. Her shape was hourglass and her face was perfect, complete with red lips in a permanent pout. Her name was Vanessa. The other had straight red hair, brown eyes, big lips, rosy cheeks, curvy figure and long legs. That was Maria. Each were scantily dressed in a tiny dress which barely came over their hips and didn't hide their large chests very well. They had hot pink high heels about 14" tall. Maria applied more violent red lipstick on for the millionth time. Vanessa smoothed out her slinky dress. Coach whistled again, and yelled in her foghorn voice, "CUT THE CHATTER! THIS IS MARE SUE TRAINING SCHOOL, SO YOU'LL BE TRAINED BY TO BE MARY SUES! SQUEAL IF YOU UNDERSTAND! SQUEAL LIKE STUPID GIRLS OVER JUSTIN BEIBER!" (Kill it! Kill it before it lays eggs!)Maria and Vanessa squealed.