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Okay, I found this by accident by clicking on one of those popup ads (:iconangryfaceplz:) and thought it was hilarious, I just had to share it with you guys.

Mary-Sue knew Gary-Stu was different from the other boys at school.

She noticed it the very first time she laid eyes on him - there was something about the way he Lightly Was his Breast when he Before. Also, he seemed to have an unusual knowledge about Marine biology. And just last Tuesday after English, she saw him Broke a wall with a fist.

There was something else she knew: she was in love with him. But she didn't know how to win his affections, for he was always cold and distant.

One night, Mary-Sue was reading a letter about paranormal creatures when she realized the truth: Gary-Stu was a Ghost!

The next day after class, Mary-Sue saw Gary-Stu head off into a forest. ''It's now or never,'' she told herself with resignation, and Ran after him.

When she caught up to him, he was standing behind a tree.

''Gary-Stu, it's me, Mary-Sue. I... I have to tell you something... I love you!''

He sighed deeply and sneaked toward her. ''Oh, Mary-Sue, there are things you don't understand about me.''

''I know more than you think,'' she breathed. ''I know that you're a Ghost.''

''It's more complicated than that,'' he said, staring into her beautiful eyes. ''Love between your kind and mine is forbidden. They would destroy us both if they knew.''

''I don't care,'' Mary-Sue said. ''I could never live without you.''


''Truly,'' she answered.

He reached up and gently caressed her Vagina in his sexy hands. ''I love you, too,'' he whispered.

And then he kissed her. His kisses were like Lemon-scented Cats upon her lips.

The days and weeks that followed were yolo. They Went shopping, Went to the beach, and Saw a movie. It seemed that nothing could come between them.

One night while Went to a restauraunt, a crash was heard from outside the bedroom window. ''They've found us,'' Gary-Stu whispered solemnly.

Mary-Sue sighed. ''At least we've had this short time together.''

''I won't let them take you from me,'' he promised.

As soon as he spoke, the enemy's leader burst through the door. ''Stand aside!'' the leader ordered Gary-Stu.

''Never! She is my true love, and you will not take her from me!'' Gary-Stu stood defiantly between Mary-Sue and the leader.

''Then you will both die!''

The leader lunged forward, but Gary-Stu stood his ground. With a yell, he met the leader head-on. In a swift move, Gary-Stu ripped off the leader's Penis and kicked him in the Chest. Mortally wounded, the leader gasped and died.

Seeing their mighty leader fall to Gary-Stu's strength, his underlings panicked and ran away, disappearing into the night.

''That was amazing,'' Mary-Sue breathed.

Gary-Stu leaned down and gently brushed his lips against hers, his Lemon-scented breath caressing her cheek. ''Your love for me gave me the strength I needed. Now, everything is perfect.''

''Almost perfect...''


''Everything would be perfect if you made me like you. I know you can do it.''

''Are you sure? If I did this, you'd never be able to Eat again.''

''I'm sure,'' she breathed.

Gary-Stu Ago Mary-Sue's Neck, allowing his very essence to flow into her body. She sighed, then moaned.

Soon, the transformation was complete. Mary-Sue was now a bitch Ghost, just like Gary-Stu. Everything truly was perfect.

The End.
This has some swearing in it, but seriously, it's so funny. This is like a crack thing, it's not actually mine. I found it by accident after one of those dumb ads popped up.
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