I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
My hobbies include experiments into controling the weather, and a successful attempt to breed dolphins and humans.i am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a software engineer , and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I like my neighbour. But sometimes when he drinks, He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Hehe... Now. Enough about me. Tell me about you. Who knows maybe this will change our lives and i can feel something magic is going to happen... Whoever you are i know you are a winner.. I trust u champ.