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Thomas Jefferson Vs Gorilla by SharpWriter Thomas Jefferson Vs Gorilla by SharpWriter
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Thomas Jefferson was never much of a warrior history tells us, but yet again history is wrong. This is an image of one of the many attempts by Jefferson to battle all the manliest animals on earth while trying to teach them the ways of America.

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:iconhjrobinson:
HJRobinson Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2018
This is hilarious.
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:iconcelembryboron:
Celembryboron Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
When you gotta educate the plebeians.
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:iconaterribleidea:
aTerribleIdea Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018
Thomas Jefferson never Colonized Africa. This is inaccurate. 
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:iconcaxanenpaxalkio-hq:
caxanenpaxalkio-HQ Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2019
it's a f joke
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:iconmike-the-dabbler:
Mike-the-dabbler Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2018
"Look at your man, now back to me. Watch me punch a gorilla, now watch me draft the constitution. Now watch me punch another gorilla!"
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:icontieger131:
Tieger131 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2018
Þis could so easily be a Cold War political cartoon. Just put hammers and sickles on þe gorillas.
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:icondr3wzilla:
DR3WZILLA Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2018
'Murica fuck yeah
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:iconpengisloth:
Pengisloth Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2018  Student Digital Artist
how do u even get these ideas
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:icongrand-lobster-king:
Grand-Lobster-King Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome, haha!
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:iconfirststrikecomics:
FirstStrikeComics Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2018
This is epic
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:iconiiskewl:
IIsKewl Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
So...  Hamilton the sequel??? 
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:iconel-cubano95:
el-cubano95 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2017
eat my rights bitch!
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:iconantock:
Antock Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
he's punching with his left tho
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:iconalucard234564:
Alucard234564 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDD
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:iconlaugh-butts:
Laugh-Butts Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
AHHAHAHHAHAH
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:iconmycreed9004:
mycreed9004 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Merica!
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:iconvisfar101:
Visfar101 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
i can see the gorilla in background going "OHHH FEEL THE BURN YOU JUST GOT SMACKED BY THE PRESIDENT!!! OHHHH!!!"
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:iconmanymasksmanyfaces:
manymasksmanyfaces Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to punch a gorilla-
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:iconafroformer:
Afroformer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2017
I hate apes, so this is great.
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:iconcherry-lei:
Cherry-Lei Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ah.... cre--a--ive?
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:iconmalft:
malft Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Your brilliance is denatured and pickled.  I love it.
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:icongreninjaas:
GreninjaAs Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017
Guerrilla warfare
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:iconkaged200:
Kaged200 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2017
Let's not go bananas here
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:icongreninjaas:
GreninjaAs Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2017
Hey, no monkey business
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:iconkaged200:
Kaged200 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2017
Don't be throwing crap here
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:icongreninjaas:
GreninjaAs Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2017
Stop monkeying around
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:iconentertainingposts413:
EntertainingPosts413 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
More like going ape shit
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:icongreninjaas:
GreninjaAs Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017
Stop acting homo




Sapien
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:iconmehdianim:
mehdianim Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the $Bill$ belt buckle !
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:iconkyo-the-edgelord:
Kyo-the-Edgelord Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...Now I can properly say that Thomas Jefferson fisted a Gorilla.



Also RIP Harambe.
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:iconhira4art:
Hira4art Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2017
Theory of the America! conquering all innocents!
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:iconcolaphan:
colaphan Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Did you know there used to be guerrillas native to the continental United States?

Jefferson changed that fact...

... and he changed it with his fists.  
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:iconlimpseatbelt:
LimpSeatBelt Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
......I really don't like this sorry it is creeping me out...
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:iconwhatd:
WhatD Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2017
Thomas Jefferson scouting Louisiana (1803, colorized)
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:iconmedevil-sandwich:
Medevil-Sandwich Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017
Two legends fighting to the death, who will win?
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:iconcubecreater999:
Cubecreater999 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"SEE THIS? all men are created equal. you are a gorilla, so shut up."
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:iconcbv-bloodoath:
CBV-BLOODOATH Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2017
LMAO
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:iconcnspsupporter:
CNSPSupporter Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017
Planet of the Apes 101
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:icondrippin99:
drippin99 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
now that is funny
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:iconmrfoit:
MrFoit Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2016
Jefferson's 1st experiment in democracy in Africa failed only because his gorilla tribe - lacking any formal language ability - couldn't appreciate the freedom of speech and the need for a free press. So he returned to Monticello to bide his time, have sex with his slaves, and wait for another opportunity to realize his vision of democracy. The rest is history.
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:iconuserup:
userup Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2016
The real Jefferson would actually do this.
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:iconvoltagethd:
VoltageTHD Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
and even George Jefferson
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:iconpandachan2012:
Pandachan2012 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2016
Declaration of Left Hook!
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:iconceraperduta:
ceraperduta Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
Did you feel that Hamarabe? We're all so sick of this shit! Dicks out!
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:iconrussellcattle:
russellcattle Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
Not only a statesman, philosopher, legal scholar and scientist, he was also a prolific inventor, though the plans and schematics for the Jefferson airplane have been lost to history. 
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:iconmustlovefrogs:
MustLoveFrogs Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Professional General Artist
This made my day.  XD
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:iconrussellcattle:
russellcattle Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016
:) 
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:iconnicksantos12b:
nicksantos12b Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Racist.  Confused ideology and extreme patriotism.  Our founding fathers were slave owners who told everyone that every man was created equal it doesn't get more bewlchit than that.
 
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:iconcbv-bloodoath:
CBV-BLOODOATH Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2018
But the founders did not all own slaves.  Now what?
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:iconmichael2k17:
Michael2K17 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
True words.....true words....even Lincoln? The man that was claimed to be "Black"?
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