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Teddy Roosevelt VS. Bigfoot

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Published: February 23, 2011
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He's one of America's most bad-ass presidents....Teddy Roosevelt. Not only did Teddy Roosevelt give a speech with a bullet in his chest, but what many people don't know is he slaughtered many bigfoot in his time...this is a picture of one of those events.



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carrotbunnelby's avatar
strange, I feel like every argument I will ever have against anything is already invalid.
LordSopping1884's avatar
You should do one of Teddy's daughter Alice, she was pretty badass in her own right.
cullyferg2010's avatar
I'd have to say, "Applesauce!".
Shanglon's avatar
This explains why we can't see Big Foot.
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MisterHixProfessional Traditional Artist
Aw man, why Teddy and Big F gotta fight, can't they be kicking back on the White House lawn smoking cigars and drinking gin?
That's the America I wanna see.
ArtSkepticBot015's avatar
I think I saw this in a movie once, starring Leo DiCaprio?
The-Darkwolf's avatar
"By Godfrey this will make an excellent mount!" :D
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MiketheBrainHobbyist Artist
Capturing history 
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Th3F0rgeHobbyist General Artist
So much for harry of the Hendersons.
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SaiyanstrongHobbyist General Artist
I love how you make all my relatives look bad ass.
detectivesambaphile's avatar
What...you thought his big stick was a tree branch?
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wetblue123Hobbyist Writer
should've been fighting him shirtless with muslces the size of tree trunks.
Tieger131's avatar
How does Teddy have a radiation mark on his belt and an M60 machine gun? For þat matter, why does þe M60 fire wiþ no belt?



Teddy Roosevelt, þat's why.
USAISBEST1776's avatar
They had us in the first half
tremedar's avatar
So THAT'S why no one's ever found bigfoot! The rough-riders took him out already!
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RivisIndigoEmporiumProfessional General Artist
    Possibly one of our more under-appreciated presidents.  Love it.    :D
warnett's avatar
A badass president in a badass situation.  Love it!!!
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NyehHehHehOnlineStudent General Artist
Speak softly and carry a big stick... probably my favorite quote said by any president ever
el-cubano95's avatar
Bully for you M.President
superoctopie's avatar
Teddy Roosevelt was Bigfoot! 
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ScaronusHobbyist Writer
Just found myself a new epic wallpaper for my desktop.
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KarolSzewHobbyist Artist
looks a little bit like hitler vs bigfoot
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Alucard234564Hobbyist Artist
*Stalin
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