Shark-Bites

Dear :iconfitzish:,I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants outside of your office-- and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your your toe ring and couch cushions, but keeping your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and that your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore. -Andi :heart:---1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - The ra...