Kenny Mccormik can have any girl.
Bébé, Annie, Tina... Heck, he's even done Wendy one or two times, just for the heck of it. Not that he's ever told Stan about that, but he's got a feeling Stan will understand. Because Kenny is is Kenny.
..And Kenny likes girls.
He's quite content with that. After all, girls are great, right?
At least that's what he tries to tell himself every day. And it mght have been working, too.
If it wasn't for Butters.
He can't even get close to the young blonde, worried that he might not control his actions and take advantage of him. It's not like he hasn't thought of it, mulling plans, fantasies, forbidden thoughts over and over in his mind.
But he can't. He just can't.
Because he'd rather have Butters return his love than merely sleeping with him-But that's impossible. Butters is already dating Bébé, and they seem very happy together.
So Kenny won't ruin the radiant and honest smile on Butters cute, stupid face. That smile is the