The Ren, Stimpy and Jazz Show
Episode 1, Chapter 3
The family sat in the living room, Jazz and Stimpy being the ones engaged in making fun of modern and dull tv shows while Ren sat in his favorite couch, covered in bandages, casts, ice packs and an eyepatch. Next to him was a gallon of water with a straw sticking out of it for him to drink out of.
"Ohhhhh..." Ren moaned at his pain, sticking his tongue out for the heck of it.
"Could you quiet down a bit, Ren?" Stimpy said politely. "I'm trying to watch this cheap garbage we used to dominate on tv."
Ren growled under the gauze that covered his mouth.
"Man, all these shows are just so stupid." Jazz said. "If only you guys could come back on the air again."
"So you knew who we were the whole time?" Stimpy asked.
"Heck yeah. When I saw you, I was screaming inside, but out, I don't want to scare you off with my fanatic insanity."
"Ooo? Efaine?" Ren said with his gauze muffling his speech.
"What was that, Ren?" Stimpy asked.