The end of Axis Powers Hetalia
Germany is like why must you chase meatballs, Italy.
In your dreams.
Japan "Lets exclude the retarded"
Switzerland drops dead.
China dies in a freak pole vaulting accident.
Spain gored by American Eagle.
France plays with Spain's remains.
Sweden comforts Prussia.
But seriously, Japan just needs to blow America and get over it.
And the holy roman empire just needs to...go away.
And leave Italy alone.
That wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Rome can just make love to anyone it wants.
Mostly Italy, when Germany is to drunk to notice.
Or just.....to ignorant to care.
Meanwhilst, England is busy blowing France, While France sucks off Sweden while Sweden tries to ignore the two and comfort Prussia.But America gets jealous and sucker punches France, and begins yelling at England for his betrayal. Meanwhile, Japan is now dumped/along and recognizes that America isn't going to recognize him as a lover, so he commits hairi kairi besides America and dies slumped next to Spa