No one probably cares but in my mind I made Shadow a vampire who's the son of Sebastian Black. Sebastian was supposed to be the king of France but wouldn't marry the person his mom would like him to marry (typical story). He loved Mew (the pokemon) Mew would take on a human form to stay with him. After a few years of being together they had Shadow (backstory will change from time to time) (IDK why I made this, AU i guess, but its based off of monster high)
Person: shut up no one cares.
Me: well I do.