Not So Practical Joke
Not So Practical Joke PT 1
It all started as a practical joke on my sister Tiffany, (18) She was studying to be a Hairdresser/Makeup artist, I thought it would be a laugh if I phoned the girl Tiffany was using as a model to show off her latest hair styles and makeup, and tell her in my best girlie voice, that she wont be needed this weekend, (How was I supposed to know that this was the weekend of her final test)
When I phoned Barbara that she wouldn't be needed, she was very happy, as her boyfriend wanted to take her to New York for the weekend. As it dawned on Tiffany that Barbara was a no show Saturday morning, she phoned her house to see where Barbara was and why she was so late for this very special weekend, she was very upset to hear from Barbara's mother that she had been told that she had gone to New York with her boyfriend because someone had phoned from our house to say that she wouldn't be need
Not So Practical Joke Pt 2
While I had the rollers in my hair, Tiffany gave me some pink liquid to put on my arms and legs and told me to take a shower, when I got out I had no hair anywhere on my body, It felt a little cold, Tiffany told me to sit on her stool while she removed the rollers, she then plucked my eyebrows, I had no idea how much this would hurt, to which mum said "Don't be a baby, women do this all the time" So much for any sympathy!
I'm getting the first look at myself now Tiffany has taken the rollers out of my hair, Wow those hair extensions she put in have really made a difference. All mum has to say about my new look is what a great job Tiffany has done on my eyebrows, in my defence I begged mum not to let her do that but to no avail, "You should have thought of that when you phoned her model and told her she wasn't needed"
What are you going to do now Tiffany? Mum said, with too much excitement in her voice for my liking,<em>
Not So Practical Joke Pt3
My sister Tiffany.
I couldn't believe my ears, I looked across at Tiffany's face, when the announcer came to the center of the stage and said " The winner of the "Face of Ohio 2014, is Samantha and Tiffany" I thought my mum was going to faint.
Tiff "Mum we won, Luke won,"
Then, the announcer said, "The winner receives a 2014 Cadillac Escalade, but more important, a fully paid trip to New York City, to represent Ohio in the "2014 face of America" That was when I fainted.
I woke up in my bed at home, in my p.j's, It had all been a terrible nightmare, I went down stairs, walked into the living room, I didn't get two steps into the room, my mum came running over to me and said, "I have never been more proud of you Luke"
Me "What did I do?"
Mum "You won Luke, you and Tiffany won, It all came flooding back, it wasn't a dream, it
Not So Practical Joke Pt 4
If anyone EVER says to you, "Honesty is the best policy" Punch them for me, the picture you see above is Tiffany practicing on me for the "Face of America" contest in New York in one months time, When I told Barbara that it was I who told her she wasn't needed for the modelling Tiffany had planned for her, Mum drafted me in to take her place, Mum also thought it would be a good idea for me to stay as "Samantha" until the show in NYC.
Getting back to Barbara, when I told her what I had done, she was unusually calm I thought, until I mentioned that I wouldn't be going to the show in NYC, The quote from Barbara went something like " Not going to happen" "Not going to happen"
"You WILL go to this show AND you will win"
I told her "Over my dead body"
She said "That can, and will be arranged believe me"
and so it began, as the days then weeks went by the Tiffany/Barbara team transformed me into what you see before you, Here is a picture of Barbara an