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1cb89665-4d8c-48bc-9d48-f8ec479b6caf by SFC78767

Mike was a lonely guy, he had a great job, but no one in his life to share it with, he decided to turn to social media, or more accurately a marriage web site.

It seemed simple, easy to join, and best of all it was free, his friends asked him what kind of bride he was going to get from a free web site, but he was undeterred.

He began to fill in the questions online.

First name - Michael

Surname - Thompson

Address - 32 Sandy Rd

Email address - mthompsom@regal.com

When he got his first call from the web site it went something like this...

“Ok Michael lets get you started” said the man on the phone, Michael thought it was strange that he would get a phone call from a web site, but he assumed that was the way it was with this company, that’s how they saved money, and it was free,
how bad could it be?

He was about to find out.

The man on the phone asked him all the questions that he had answered online, Michael was begining to suspect this was some kind of scam, the man asked him if he had recieved the hardcopy of what he had asked for in a bride?

He found the hardcopy and started to read it.

As he was on the phone Michael felt a strange feeling coming over him, he was shrinking, his arms and legs became more feminine, and his hair was growing, not just growing but turning blonde with highlites, he looked at the contract he had signed, OMG! that was what he had asked for in his bride.

He tried to tell the man on the other end of the phone that there had been some kind of mistake, but the man told him that the contract had been signed and they had to continue fulfilling their end of the deal.

NOOOOOO! He screamed and slammed the phone down, it didnt help, he could still hear the man through the speaker, “Ok so whats next” the man said, “Ah here it is, Hair blonde with curls at the end, excellent choice,” the man said, Michael watched himself as he looked in the mirror, curls began to appear at the ends of Michaels shoulder length blonde hair.

Michael continued to read the contract he had signed, “Oh My Goodness” he said,

‘Ah” said the man on the phone “I can tell you have come to the most interesting part, the measurements that you requested”

Michael tried to convince the man that these were the measurements he had wanted for his bride, the man answered, “Yes thats right, these are the measurements YOU asked for sir, Michael dropped the contract, as he felt the first changes taking place, his waist narrowed to 28” he was in was excruciating pain, then his chest began to blossom to a respectable 36”, his hips followed that trend to a gorgeous 36” 28” 36” he bent down to pick up the contract and as he looked at it again, he looked at himself in the mirror he noticed he was now dressed in a white strapless wedding gown with diamond studs covering his now ample bossom.

STOP!

Shouted Michael.

Aaf91e64-a226-47c0-b5f5-482c5a28b1a0 by SFC78767



He had had enough of this lunacy he shouted at the phone “Ok thats enough, this is not what I wanted or what I asked for,” the man on the other end of the phone reminded him, “Im sorry sir, but its exactly what your asked for in your....

DELUXE BRIDAL PACKAGE.

Michelle fainted........




Be careful what you ask for...
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Cute.
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017
Twisty
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Yup.
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LoveLatex64 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017
Hmmmm... What is that website? I think I may sign up..
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2017
I thought you would prefer a Mermaid package, lol.
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LoveLatex64 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2017
A mermaid bride sounds perfect ;-)
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017
Hi nice to see you again, I havent seen you for ages hows things?
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LoveLatex64 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017
All good, thanks. Been out of the country for a while. How about you?
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017
Where did you go somewhere hot I hope. Im good, Nice to get back into my routine again, started planning our Christmas party now, any ideas?
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LoveLatex64 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017
China, definitely warmer than here, lol.
Christmas party? I can only dream of sandy beaches, crystal water and lots of sun ;-)
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017
Im glad you had a nice time, yeah we have many parties during the year but the biggest is always the Christmas party, very much over the top time to celebrate the year and we go to a lot of functions our friends throw, Im all sunned out with that trip to Egypt looking forward to wearing some cozy clothes now.
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jeanettentutu Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2017
good cap
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2017
Thanks always good to get feedback.
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017
be carefull what you ask for you just might get it but not the way you was hopeing for
i loved the story
wish that was me
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2017
I knew you’d say that, lol.
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2017
great minds think a like
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2017
I know you so well.
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2017
yes you do
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