General Tom Marshall, had no idea what he was getting into when he looked for a change machine, "There is one down here sir" shouted the sergeant.
To be honest it looked like an ordinary change machine, but who knew this machine had special powers, this is one machine the General would have been better off avoiding.
The General took out a twenty dollar bill, and inserted it into the slot, the machine made a lot of unusual noises, When he pressed the button on the machine, things did in fact start to change, as he looked at the button he had pressed, it looked like the button was getting larger, but no it was his finger getting smaller and more slender, pink nail polish appeared on his much longer nails, his hair started flowing from under his beret and curl down from his head, masses and masses of curls,his men stood back not knowing how this was happening, a couple holding their laughter in with their hands, as lace sleeves cascaded down his arms, ending in a very pretty corsage on one wrist, now his body started to 'change', his size 48" chest and his 38" waist became 36' bossom and a 24" waist, he kept staring at the mirror in the 'change' machine, his face, now the face of a beautiful young woman, he looked down to see his pants change into a gorgeous mermaid dress. He turned away from the machine and shouted to his men, "Get back to the barracks" but not the gruff voice the men were used to, it was now a high falsetto,
He didn't get the 'change' he wanted, but Wow was he pretty.
"What the hell happened" he asked