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"I told you to keep your mouth shut Kevin, now look at you?"

"Please make them stop Judy"

This all started a couple of days ago, my husband Kevin was going through the household accounts, complaining about every single bill, well every bill except the money he spends at the pub that is,

"Whats this?" he asked

"What" I said,

$378.00 + Tax  "Love.You"?

"Thats the salon I go to honey," I said, "I know it seems a lot but its once every six months and I had a lot done." He fumed at me, "Their ripping you off you stupid cow, look at this bill..."

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Hair cut - $49.00
Full Head curls - $49.00
Hair colour, Double Process colour - $149.00
Leg Wax, plus bikini line - $60.00
Shellac Manicure & Pedicure - $59.00
Eye brow wax - $12.00

Can't you see what they are doing? Im going to talk to them about this bill, I begged him not to make a scene but he was determined to give them a piece of his mind, I got up early the next morning and made his favorite breakfast to try and get him to change his mind, but it made no difference he said he was going there to talk to them about my bill.

As we drove to the salon Kevin was mumbling about how much they were over charging me, I'd had enough of his complaining so I texted Sue at the salon to warn her he was on his way and what he had planned, "Dont worry honey its not the first time we have had a husband complain about their wife's bill." She said.

When we arrived Kevin told me "Let me do the talking" we entered the salon and he started in on Sue, I was surprised to see Sue being very calm as Kevin went on and on,

"This bill is highway robbery, you should be charged for stealing, I'm going to call the police, blah blah blah, Sue stood there quietly listening to everything Kevin was saying, I was just glad that the salon was empty, at least he was only embarrassing himself, when Kevin took a breath Sue stepped in, "Are you finished Kevin?" He answered "Yes Yes I am, now what are you going to do about it"

Sue started, "Ok Kevin I've heard what you have to say, now can we go in the back and sit down so we can have a cup of tea and talk about this in a civil manner?" Kevin looked back at me and gave me quick wink.

As Kevin started drinking his second cup he started to get dizzy, "Wait a minute what's happening?" He said, "Do you like the tea Kevin, its very relaxing isnt it?" Said Sue, before he knew what was going on two girls had him tied up like a Sunday roast.

"Ok Kevin why dont we start with YOUR bill, then you can see exactly what your getting for your money, the girls stripped Kevin and started a bill of his own."

Waxing Men's Chest, Back and Brows, $35, $35 and $8 - $78

Kevin screamed in agony as his brows became feminine arches and each procedure was stripping him of his hair, "Looks like you may need some leg waxing also Kevin" Sue said, "Thats extra"

Full leg wax with Bikini - $60 x 2 = $120
Full arm wax - $30 x 2 = $60
Under arm $16 x 2 = $32

Brazilian, Hmm that may be going a little far for now, maybe we can discuss that later, lets continue, "Do you have anything to say Kevin?"

Kevin could only scream how sorry he was for questioning his wife's bill, but it was too late for that, It was Sues turn to wink at Judy, his wife. "Ok lets continue, whats next? nails I think girls" two girls attacked Kevin's nails, "Lets see" said Sue as she added to Kevin's salon bill.

Mani Pedi - $59
Shellac Mani - $35
Shellac Pedi - $49

"What pretty nails you have now Kevin well worth the money wouldnt you say?"

"Please stop Sue, Im so sorry, I promise I will never complain about my wife's needs ever again" Kevin's pleas fell on deaf ears, Sue was on a roll, "I think we should move onto your face now Kevin"

Eye lash extensions - $99
Make up application - $49

"We gave you the cheapest rate there Kevin but I'm sure you will look amazing when my girls have finished, 40 minutes later after eye liner, eye brow pencil, eye shadow application, rouge for his cheeks and two coats of lipstick plus gloss, he looked like a doll.

"Now lets see if we can do something special with that hair of yours I must admit it seems a little short for the ideas we have for it, but I think we can fix that."

Maybe we can start with some hot fusion extensions - Only $399
Then Full Head Curls - $49
Full head colour application (Blonde) - $79
Then maybe a Bridal updo to round it all off - $69.

"Ok girls put him under the dryer and lets have a beer I think you have all earned it, based on Kevin's bill, I think we may all be able to go home early today."

Grand Total for you Kevin is $1177 + Tax

"Now what was it you were saying about your wife's salon bill"?

"Its good, thank you Sue for helping me understand about womens salon bills"

And?

"And I promise never to question her or you again"

"Very good Kevin your a quick learner, but there is one more thing"

What is it? Asked Kevin,

"Well, we phoned your boss to tell him you wont be in work for a while as your having an identity crisis, we sent him the pictures of you while you were undergoing your transformation, and since you have no visible income for the next six months I am willing to let you work here as a receptionist until you pay off your bill, Kevin sat in the salon chair under the hairdryer tied and feminized in his skirt and pantyhose, and quietly sighed, he'd been beaten and he knew it, he didnt see his wife smiling at Sue as she winked....

Thanks Martin
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suzzen12 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2017
I need a salon like that I love to see what I look like after 
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017
Im sure you would look very ladylike
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suzzen12 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017
I wish
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017
Dont be so negative just say thank you and bask in the glory, lol.
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suzzen12 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017
if it only work like that
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2017
We can dream
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017
men are going to have to lurn that  it is a lot of work so women can look good for them
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2017
They have no idea
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2017
if you dont mind me saying only a woman can understand  what a woman does to look good for there man
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2017
I dont mind at all but I think Mark does ha ha
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2017
have u heard from you friend about last i am dieing to hear about list night
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017
I have just posted about last night
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cindyrobinson Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017
wonderful! love salon stories (: thanks
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017
Thanks, but Im not sure Kevin agrees with you, lol.
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017
he should have kept his mouth shut
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2017
No need now he has the gag, ha ha
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Great story.
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017
Thanks Sarah
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
You are welcome.
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malcom77 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017
Great job as usual Sam
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017
Thanks Michelle
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cinderella123456 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017  Student Artist
Is there a picture of the final transformation 
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017
I kinda like to leave it upto your own imagination.
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shoujodana Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017
My pleasure.....  Great story.  And worth every penny
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017
I knew you would like it.
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shoujodana Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017
oh yes...  very much
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