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9993f895-a10a-4cd2-84b5-d60c1c66d357 by SFC78767

Dave was just changing into his costume for Halloween, he had decided to dress as a biker, he had the physique for it, 6’ 2’’ - 48” chest - with a beer belly that wouldnt look out of place in any biker bar.

As he was putting on the leather biker jacket he had bought at a local thrift store, the phone rang, “Dave help me” said the voice of a women he didn’t recognize, she was hysterical, “Look lady if this is one of those scams Im not interested”

Again the hysterical woman, “Its me Dave its Bobby from the garage,”

“I dont know any Bobby who are you lady?”

“Oh for gods sake I fixed your car just last week, please Dave you gotta help me”

“Ok lady thats enough, my friend Bobby fixed my car”

(As he said the words he realised what he’d just said)

“That was me you idiot” replied Bobby

“Ok if that was you “Bobby” he asked sarcastically, what was wrong with it?”

“I put new spark plugs in remember?”

Silence descended on the phone.

After a short conversation about his car, Dave realised he was talking to someone who at least knew what was wrong with his car, even if he couldnt make out who this lady was. “Ok” said Dave “Send me a picture of yourself”

Bobby sent him a picture he had taken through the bathroom mirror.

9993f895-a10a-4cd2-84b5-d60c1c66d357 by SFC78767

“Dave please come over to Kylie’s house you gotta help me”

Dave almost dropped the phone when he saw the picture of the “Girl” 

“Ok buddy Im on my way”

He wasnt sure what the hell was going on, just some kind of practical joke, (But isn’t that normally April) He asked himself, but he was willing to take a chance on this very hot looking woman, he figured he’d go over there and his friend Bobby would be hiding behind a door and they would all have a good laugh at his expense.

It took Dave less than twenty minutes to race over to Kylie’s house, he hopped of his bike, (Yeah you guessed it he was a real biker without too much imagination) as he ran to the door the gorgeous girl was standing waiting for him, “Dave thank god” she said, “Bobby?” Dave asked gingerly, “Yes its me, Kylie found out Id cheated on her and drugged me then dressed me in this ridiculous outfit” said the girl, Dave still had his doubts and stepped inside waiting for people to jump out and start laughing at how gullible he had been.

“Oh man you look great” said Dave “And that voice”

“Yeah” answered Bobby, “Its this collar Kylie put round my neck”

“Dave you gotta help me get out of this”

Dave took a good long look at the costume and found that Kylie had glued the zip shut and attached a lock to the top of it.

“Hmmm” said Dave “Looks like you might be wearing this costume for a while buddy, and with that he picked up his friend and carried him off to his bike.

“What the hell are you doing Dave” he asked,  

“Well” answered Dave, “It seems a waste to not use this to my advantage” and dropped Bobby on the back of his bike, “Why dont we go to that bar you always wanted to check out, you know the one were all the school football players hang out”

Bobby was almost crying as he held on to his friends waist, as Dave screamed
off into the night on his Harley with his “Girl” on the back of his bike.

Happy Halloween Bobbi?



And a Happy Halloween to everyone on D.A.
A short story on why its not smart to cheat on your girlfriend just before Halloween.
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charlee718 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
This is a great story no matter how much you read it i still wish that it was me instead of Bobby/bobbi
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
You always say that
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018
I love this story for a second time and it looks like Bobbi is going to be a girl for a long long
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2018
Thanks Charlee
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2018
I don't care how many times you read this story i is always good and i wish that i looked like that
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018
We all do Charlee.
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Got a follow up planned? Nice story.
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2017
Thanks but nothing planned as yet
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Ah, okay. Hope all of my recent suggestions help to inspire you. :)
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2017
All feedback gives me new ideas
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ShinPersonaMaster Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Delightful.
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ZephyrStranded Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017
This was an excellent read!
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017
Thanks, I hope everything is good with you.
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ZephyrStranded Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017
Yeah, life is good.  I worked on my hips for a little bit today!  Progress!  They are so old at this point haha.
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017
I hope they havent dried out too much, lol.
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ZephyrStranded Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2017
THe sun has degraded on part of one of them because I left it in the window (probably not the best place to put it)
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017
I hope you managed to save your new bum part, lol.
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ZephyrStranded Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2017
I just shaved off some of it.  It should be okay. :)
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2017
Not too much I hope, lol.
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xmarilix Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2017
I believe that somewhere his girlfriend must be laughing because her revenge asia her unfaithful boyfriend somehow is being fulfilled   n////n 
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2017
Maybe she is at the biker club Dave has taken his friend Bobby to?
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charlee718 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2017
i loved the story that would be a dream come true
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2017
Thanks Charlee
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shoujodana Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Bobby is sooo lucky
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2017
Thats funny cos he doesnt think so, ha ha.
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shoujodana Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2017
I'm sure!
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tripx713 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Great tale!
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2017
Thanks Im glad you enjoyed it.
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jeanettentutu Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Good story!!!!
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Thanks Jean I imagine it took a lot of effort to get him into that outfit.
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jeanettentutu Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
It would take more to get me out of it.
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SFC78767 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
Oh Dear very true, lol.
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jeanettentutu Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2017
But fun!!!
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