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First Lady?The secret service did a great job when Barak wanted to leave the White House in cognito. Maybe a little more lipstick though.
Russian Raver?When Putin saw what a good job they did on Barak, he wanted to go one better with his makeup.
Punk...ette?You don't like it PUNK!
Mannequin MaidOtto wasn't the sharpest crook in Central City, Hell he wasn't the sharpest crook in his apartment building, and he treated his girlfriend like crap, she was just waiting for something better to come along, and let's face it Otto was the bottom of the barrel so it wouldn't be long before she left him.He was always coming up with what he thought were brilliant schemes, he called them "The big one" or "The last one", but they would fizzle out or come to nothing, but this time he had inside information, or so he said, it seems that one of the biggest department stores in town just had a delivery of wedding gowns and Otto was going to break in and steal them all.It was a simple plan, (it had to be if it involved Otto,) the information he recieved also included the fact that the store had some new rubber mannequines delivered, what Otto was going to do was wear a rubber all in one suit that covered his whole body, head to toe all he had to do was
Tootsie 2 ?Pee Wee Herman struggled to get an acting part for years till he heard about Tootsie 2.
The Change MachineGeneral Tom Marshall, had no idea what he was getting into when he looked for a change machine, "There is one down here sir" shouted the sergeant.To be honest it looked like an ordinary change machine, but who knew this machine had special powers, this is one machine the General would have been better off avoiding. The General took out a twenty dollar bill, and inserted it into the slot, the machine made a lot of unusual noises, When he pressed the button on the machine, things did in fact start to change, as he
Miami updateI dont know how many of my friends/watchers know that I live in South Beach, Florida, but just for the ones that didnt know,We are all safe, we all moved to Chicago on Wednesday, I dont know how bad our house was hit, if at all, but we have friends that didnt have anywhere else to go, and our prayers are with them at this very scary time.
I Hate Jenny Pt2I was surprised to see Jenny hadn't over done the make up, she explained, When she did the make up for my halloween appearance it had to be over the top, tonight was more about subtlety than brashness she told me. "I always think red polish looks good on ginger headed girls don't you," she said as she painted my nails a bright red colourI took a look in the mirror in her apartment, looking back at me was my nemesis Myriah, Jenny called a cab for us, was I really going to meet my girlfriend dressed as a girl, and with an ex girlfriend of my own , Oh man this was getting serious, I'd never had shaven my legs or worn stockings before not even for Halloween, so it was quite the shock when my legs felt the breeze as I stepped outside and into the cab, Jenny held the cab door open for me trying to emasculate me even more, "After you ma'lady" she said."Where are you taking me" I asked, "You will see" she answered"I'm surprised you don't recognize the pl
I Hate Jenny Pt 1 SMe dressed as "Myriah" the Foxed newscaster for Halloween.Here Goes,