Justin Bieber was one of the biggest stars in the world, but with one small slip of the tongue of only four letters, he or should I say “She” became one of the smallest.
See if you can see the difference in this statement.
“Ive always wanted one of those dolls”
“Ive always wanted to be one of those dolls”
Not many people know this but Justin has always been heavily into magic, his friends included some of the top magicians in the country, but he was always looking for something he hadnt seen before, unfortunately he found it, in Spain of all places.
The tour started much the same as all the other tours he had been on, lots of girls shouting his name, lots of them crying, but all of them having what they considered to be the time of their lives, little did they know it would be Justin’s last concert.
After the final song and the obligatory encore Justin wanted to go out on the town, his bodyguards warned against it but he was adamant, as usual, Justin got,
what Justin wanted, It was a quiet night in the village it was one of those concerts that all superstars do, they do a concert in small towns to keep their profile high.
There wasn’t much to do, as I say it was more a village than a town, but just as he was about to call it a night, he heard people clapping and cheering in a darkened back room, as he made his way to the sound of the clapping he expected to be mobbed by anyone that recognized him, his bodyguards stood around him to protect him from the onslaught, it never came, he was stunned.
Justin brushed away his bodyguards and walked over to see what all the fuss was about, his eyes lit up, it was a magician, but not like any magician he had seen before, she was an old woman wowing the crowd with her slight of hand and making things disappear, with each trick more applause, not like the applause he got every night but more appreciative for certain, this crowd was loving this old woman.
As usual Justin wanted an audience of one on one, he thought that if he could get closer to the old lady he could see just how she was fooling these backstreet locals, thats the way he saw it, if he could master these skills he could go back to America and fool all his friends.
The old woman didnt want to do any tricks one on one like he wanted and things got heated, Justin demanded a solo audience with her, he offered her more money than she would make all year, but she wouldnt back down, then it turned real ugly, Justin called her out saying she was a charlatan, and a cheat, the old lady didnt like that last remark, and she got up to leave, everyone had gone by this time, seeing this so called superstar lose his temper, Justin grabbed her arm.
”One trick, just one more trick and I will leave you alone” he said.
The old lady answered with one word, “Ok”
She sat down on her chair and asked his guards for privacy, Justin waved them away without even looking at them, at last he was alone with the old lady.
She asked him to reach for one of the dolls on a shelf close to where Justin sat,
it was a typical souvenir from Spain, a Spanish flamenco doll.
As Justin picked up the doll he said,
”Ive always wanted one of these dolls”
That one phrase gave the old lady all she needed, to show Justin one last trick, she smiled as she took the doll from Justin’s hand, but what he didnt notice was that as he handed her the doll she touched his hand.
The old lady placed the doll in the middle of the table that sat between them, Justin stared at the doll waiting for it to move maybe, or dance, or do something out of the ordinary, after a few minutes Justin again began to get impatient with the old lady, suddenly the doll disappeared, “Is that it?” He asked, “Is that the best you can do,” he started to laugh at her and tried to stand up to leave, but as he did he wobbled, not a lot but like he’d had a little too much to drink and thats what he put it down to, until he looked at his feet, they were shrinking, his legs were getting thinner, stockings with seams on them slid up his now smooth thin legs.
He kept thinking to himself, this cant be happening, even as shoes were appearing on his stockinged feet, its impossible, he thought, but it was happening and he couldnt do anything about it, he started to shout to his bodyguards who were just outside the door, but his voice was that of a cartoon character, more of a squeak than a shout, soon his arms started to get thinner and longer too, as he looked at them, painted nails appeared on his fingers and toes.
This was where Justin started to panic, he begged the old lady to stop whatever it was that was happening to him, she just stared at him and said
I thought you said “You always wanted to be one of those”
He thought about what he had actually said,
“Ive always wanted one of those, thats what I said,”
But it was too late, his face became more feminine, his chest began to grow boobs, his waist became almost Barbie like, hair grew from his head and cascaded down his shoulders, a crown appeared from nowhere, suddenly a very pink and lacy dress wound its way up his body and snapped into place, his arms moved to his waist and the pose was struck, he was now the same size as the doll he had handed to the old lady, he tried to move but he was stuck, the old lady picked Justin up and put him, now her, back on the shelf where he had picked up the original doll.
Now he would have a ringside seat every night to see the old lady do her magic.
The old lady walked past the bodyguards, they went into the room, but Justin was nowhere to be seen, the room was exactly as they had left it moments before, Justin tried to shout from the shelf, but dolls cant talk “Can they?” ha ha ha.