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I am the C.E.O at a top lawyers office in N.Y.C, the board asked me to cut the wage bill of the top four executives, I asked for volunteers, but no one came forward, so I had to get creative, I brought in a team of professionals to pick out four candidates that would be the best for what I had in mind.

The team picked out these four men, I know what your thinking, they dont look like men, and its true they don't NOW, but six weeks ago we drugged the four best people to undergo total make overs, so not only did I decrease the wage bill of the top four executives by 20% (Women only get paid 80% of what a man makes) I got a bonus of over a million dollars.

I wonder if I can get some more "Volunteers"
Why do women only get 80% of a mans pay for doing the same job?

Of course it can be a good thing for the company...
Barnes18 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2017
If you had told me what you were about to do, I probably would have volunteered
SFC78767 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2017
Along with a lot of men on here I assume, lol.
charlee718 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2017
good one
good way to get a head
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