I knew my wife was going to be at work all day, so when she asked if I could do the laundry I knew this was a chance for me to do it en femme, I did my hair and make up, stockings and suspenders, high heels, and I got to wear the new green dress she just bought, I was very careful not to get it dirty or ripped but then I bent over to pick up the washing basket and I felt a gust of wind as the front door opened, it blew the dress up and into the ringer, just as my wife shouted,
"Honey I'm home, did you do the laundry?"
Just then he says oh shit
He is busted and i love the story
I can see that happening to me that's why I chose it ha ha
How'd it end up in the wringer, since it is crank-operated?
Well spotted, I went with electric motor but a crank in case of emergencies.
Thank you (makes small bow). That can work (the explanation, I mean) .