"Was that the door bell?"
Oh, my. Nice one.
The old postcards are so funny
A Great Caption/Tale.
A Great Caption/Tale.
Heh , 'Very 50's pin-up.
love the heels
Dont Mess With My Sister Pt3These are the shoes Sandy will wear.This is the dress
When Jay saw the dresses and the shoes he was expected to wear for his first prom as a girl, he made a run for the exit, when I say a "Run," I mean stagger, the heels he was wearing made him easy prey for the store girl to catch him, she was seeing dollar signs in her eyes, based on the commission she saw in this girl, who had nothing and needed everything.
As Sue and Julie grabbed "Sandy" he heard Julie whisper,
"I'm so sorry Jay, Do you want to stop this charade right now and forget about Sam"?
Jay looked like he was ready to quit there and then, but the mere mention of the "Sam's name, it riled Jay so much they couldn't hold him as he headed for the dressing rooms, and in his best girl voice he said to Julie and Sue,
Sandy....."Come on girls let get started, I cant wait"
When they all got in the dressing room, Sue brought out
Comic-Con Pt 2
Brad and Jan were getting ready for their dinner date with Tom and Roger,
Jan - "You really do look amazing Brad, I can't tell you how much this means to me, and to be honest, I don't think I ever looked that good myself, and those shoes go perfect with that dress, we have to give you a name though"
Brad - "I've always liked the name "Marie" will that be ok? and can you please take it easy with the compliments Jan, this is only my second time dressed as a girl, and Im a little bit nervous going out for a dinner date, what if Tom tries anything"
(Now that Brad is dressed as Marie I'm going to call him Marie not Brad just to keep it clear)
Jan - "Well hes going to get a big shock isnt he Marie, lol, seriously I will keep my eye on you, if you do anything that doesnt look right I'll wink at you ok?"
Roger and Tom reached the hotel door where the "Girls" are staying,
Roger - "Ok so you know what the plan is Tom"
Tom - "Listen Roger I'm not happy
Dont Mess With My Sister Pt2
I am lying in my bed, wearing my sisters negligee wondering how I got into this, When we got back from the salon, after my amazing make over by Sue, even my own mother didn't recognize me, I was so glad my dad wasn't there to see his son dressed up like a homecoming queen, what am I to do now, Mum asked "Sandy" if she should phone my parents and ask if I can stay a while to console Julie, and let them know I was safe,
Sandy/me....."No you cant"
It came out a little harsh, so I followed up with the craziest thing I could have said,
Sandy/me....."They have gone to Africa on safari" What the heck was I thinking",
Mum....."How long have they gone for dear"?
Mum....."Only two weeks that not very long for a safari is it"
Julie....."Sandy meant two months mum, didn't you sandy"?
Sandy/me....."I guess I did, Thanks Julie" I gave Julie, I'll kill you la
Help, Fire. Pt4This is me after my visit to the salon, I know, its hard to believe, but you ain't read nothing yet.
Mike wasn't done with his nightmare yet, he was determined more than ever to just own up to everyone about everything, but first he needed to go to Beth's and rest awhile, but that wasn't to be, when Beth and Mike arrived back at the house there was a man waiting for them, they didn't know him, but the man knew one of them.
Carol....."How did it go Beth?......."There's a man here to see Kelly"
Beth....."I don't know about this mom, I don't think Kelly is up for this"
David......"Hi, I don't mean to interrupt, I'm from the insurance company, I was just in the area and all I need is a signature, I understand this is a bad time for you all, but if you could just sign this form I will be on my way."
By this time, the pills that Mike had ingested were in overdrive, he stepped forward to sign the forms with Beth trying to
Dont Mess With My Sister
My name is Jay, and my sister is Julie, I am 17 and she is 18, we have always been inseparable, when we were in school, if either one of us was getting bullied we would gang up on them, I can't tell you the number of times we saved each other from a beating lol. It was the summer holidays and mom and dad had to go visit my aunt, she's not been doing too well since she was in a car accident, don't worry she will be ok, I have been sent home from drama school so my sister wont be on her own, I've been at the school almost nine months now, doing quite well by all accounts (according to my teachers)
Mom and dad left for my aunts this morning, as I arrive at around 2 pm, Julie doesn't know I'm coming, so it will be a nice surprise for her, unfortunately for me, the surprise is mine, when I get there, I find my sister and her best friend at the house, Julie is crying and Sue is trying to comfort her,
"Surprise, I'm home", I shout as I enter
Help, Fire. Pt5 The EndCarol....."You look so pretty Kelly, let me take your picture", "Smile"
I woke early, Carol, Beth's mother, had arranged for me to have a job interview with the legal firm she worked for, I was super nervous as this was my first opportunity to use my Kelly voice for real, Beth had me practice everyday since getting the insurance cheque for the fire,, I had the look, thanks to tattooed eye make up, and my new hair style, I had the clothes, thanks to the $10,000 insurance cheque and Beth's help at the mall, I even managed to navigate around the house in heels. It was time to get ready for my interview, I wore a simple brown office type suit, a white blouse, tan pantyhose,(Not sure I will ever get used to the feeling on my shaven legs) brown pumps with a 2" heel, small gold hoops in my ears, and a muted pink lipstick, all chosen by Beth.
Beth has been great since that first time she saw me in her bedroom, I thought I would
The Stand In Pt 2
"Kath are you still there" shouted Mr Thompson,
"Yes Mr Thompson, I'm still here" (Please let it be Kath they want)
Can you help the girl get ready for the next shot, Pamela wants the black stay up fishnets with the mini skirt,
"You have to do it Kath, you told me one time only" I said to her, she agreed she would do it and no one would be the wiser.
"And Kath, when you have her ready, please come up to the booth will you, Miss Mann wants a word" shouted Mr Thompson.
"No, no, that cant be, Please I beg of you dont make me do this"
"Your right, go, get out of here" Just as Kath says this a voice comes from the booth, its Mr Thompson, "tell her there will be an extra $1000.00 payment of course"
Kath and I look at each other, "$1000.00 is he kidding Kath?"
"No, thats the going rate" she answers, she sees the cogs turning, ($1000.00 would go along way for us.)
She sees what I'm thinking and asks, "Are you sure Dave"
Not Halloween Again Pt 4-1This is an alternative ending to "Not Halloween Again" I have come up with 3 endings, This is number 1
I was so drunk, it wasnt till I got back to Sue's place that I realized what I was wearing, Anns dress and Sues bra and shoes, Sue said "Come on lets get your shoes off Ann, they must be killing you", she was right, they were, but could I risk taking her shoes off? would I still look like Ann? One thing for sure I couldnt take Anns dress off, or the bra and shoes would take over, and make me look like Sue
I decided to only take the shoes off, Sue came out of her bedroom and threw me one of her nighties, "Here put this on, you dont want to spoil that dress," as we argued about the dress, and whether I was going to take it off, it ripped and fell to the floor, as it did Sue saw I was wearing her bra, "Whats going on here Ann?" before I could answer the blue suit started to reappear, Sue jumped back in shock, she couldnt figure out what was happening right in front o
Doll TG (Part 1)"BOO!" The big brother screamed, jumping from his hiding spot, his sister bursting to tears right there, screaming, he laughed.
"I told you the was a monster in the closet! And it's me!" He said, the little girl ran out crying, leaving him alone.
"Aw man he's going to tell mom and dad isn't she... It's HER fault for always falling for my tricks" He said, chuckling and sitting on her pink princess bed. Being a teenager, he decided he wanted to be 'the best' big brother he could.
"Oh well, might as well get going to my room, I know how this is going to end anyway" He said and got up, jumping at the 'I love you' phrase from a doll he stepped on, one of his sister's many dolls and toys.
"Ah what the heck, off of here with you" He said picking it up, giving a look of disgust to the doll before throwing it away.
As he turned back, the door closed with a loud slam, and a click to show the lock.
"Hey what the heck? Lemme out!" He said, walking to and knocking on the door, no answer.
We Have An App For That
Josh sat on the Chaise Lounge in a beautiful pure white wedding dress, his hair made into a perfect brides style, He heard the front door open, it was his wife back from a day at the office,
"You wont believe the day I've had" she said,
"Why don't you come in here honey, and tell me all about your hellish day, answered Josh.
Josh and Melissa Southwell were voted two of the most successful people in their field, Melissa was about 5'7", tall and slim, but elegant, her hair was Ash blonde, Josh on the other hand was quite plain looking 5' 6" a little shorter than Melissa especially when she wore her heels, which was all the time, he had short brown hair, worked out every day trying to build muscle instead of the thin arms he had always had as a child, they had everything that the year 2395 had to offer, they had no children, and lived in the most
Girl For A Month
I can't believe it myself, Amy, my girlfriend, dressed me as a girl for Halloween (I had agreed in a moment of weakness, we were in bed at the time, need I say more.) when she was finished she said,
"There, even your own mother wouldn't recognize you now Tom" (I hate to say it but it really didn't take much make up to change my boyish looks,)
Mascara, a little blush, eyeliner, and pink lipstick, and I was done.
I never should have doubted her, I told her,
"Don't be ridiculous, of course she will, she will see right through this get up, I'm her son'',
(Famous last words) Maybe I should have looked in the mirror before I made the deal.
Amy said, "Ok, If she recognizes you, I will wash your car every week for a month"
I said, "And if she doesn't?"
"I have a new friend for a month from out of town" Amy answered, "What do you mean" I asked, "Just that, I get to dress you for a month" came the reply.
"Ok It's a deal, but when you clean m
Not Halloween Again, Pt 4-3This is an alternative ending to "Not Halloween Again" I have come up with 3 endings, This is number 3, They all start the same until After the ~~~~~~~ line, Then they take a nasty turn.
I was so drunk it wasnt till I got back to Sue's place that I realized what I was wearing, Anns dress and Sues bra and shoes, Sue said "Come on lets get your shoes off Ann, they must be killing you", she was right, they were, but could I risk taking her shoes off? would I still look like Ann? One thing for sure I couldnt take Anns dress off, or the bra and shoes would take over what I look like, (Sue)
I decided to only take the shoes off, Sue came out of her bedroom and threw me one of her nighties, "Here put this on, you dont want to spoil that dress," as we argued about the dress, and whether I was going to take it off, it ripped and fell to the floor, as it did Sue saw I was wearing her bra, "Whats going on here Ann?" before I could answer the blue suit started to reappear, Sue
Dont Mess With My Sister, The EndIts two weeks before the prom, how did I get myself so deep, so fast, I have my dress and shoes ready, plus all the undergarments I have to wear, I love my sister, but I think I may have overstepped the mark this time.
Monday.....Julie and I went to the local mall where she was to meet Sam for lunch, she asked me to go along so Sam would get his first look at Sandy, Sam was at the ice cream shop, and offered to buy us both an ice cream, I told him,
Sandy....."Not for me Sam I'm trying to watch my figure" The bait was set,
Sam....."Im watching your figure it looks good from here lol"
Julie gave Sam a vicious jab to his ribs, he never flinched, after the icecream, he took us both home and as he left, he waved to me and said,
Sam....."Very nice to meet you Sandy"
Sandy....."Thats it Julie we have him"
Julie..... "No its too early, when he phones you, then we can get all my friends together and embarrass him in front of everyone"
Not Halloween again Pt 4-2This is an alternative ending to "Not Halloween Again" I have come up with 3 endings, This is number 2, They all start the same until Im stood there naked in front of Sue, After the ~~~~~~~ line, they take a nasty turn.
I was so drunk it wasnt till I got back to Sue's place that I realized what I was wearing, Anns dress and Sues bra and shoes, Sue said "Come on lets get our shoes off Ann, they must be killing you", she was right, they were, but could I risk taking her shoes off? would I still look like Ann? One thing for sure I couldn't take Anns dress off, or the bra and shoes would take over what I look like, (Sue)
I decided to only take the shoes off, Sue came out of her bedroom and threw me one of her nighties, "Here put this on, you dont want to spoil that dress," as we argued about the dress, and whether I was going to take it off, it ripped and fell to the floor, as it did Sue saw I was wearing her bra, "Whats going on here Ann?" before I could answer the blue suit started to re
The Pageant (2) I waited for long after all the girls had left. The manager took quite a bit of coaxing to leave me alone in there... Why was she so worried about me being alone in a changing room? As soon as she left, I ran to the miniature changing room where I had left all my boy clothes. Now, I needed to get out of these stupid girly clothes. I used my hands to grab either shoulder of the dress, and tried to yank in off of me, but there was something keeping it on me! I couldn't get out of the dress by myself, and that must have been the reason the manager didn't want to leave me alone!
Out in the lobby's hall, I could hear Dylan yelling my name. I froze, he could NOT see me like this! I then relaxed, knowing Dylan wasn't dumb enough to walk into the girl's changing room... right? "COLE WHERE ARE YOU?!" Dylan said, barging right into the room. "AHHH! I'm sorry!" He screamed, seeing me, and quickly dashed back out of the room, slamming the door behind him. I chased him o
Golden BoyIt was hard being the coolest guy in school, but Kyle managed. The key, he always thought, was to take time every so often and remind people who was in charge, who was important and who wasn’t. As he walked into school with his posse in tow, he saw a perfect opportunity: Jenna, the school’s punk queen, was sitting on the steps scratching into her notebook. Kyle had always hated punks. He was an old-fashioned, all-American sort of boy, short hair and A&F shirts, that sort of thing. He hated their stupid clothes, their ugly-ass piercings and tattoos, and their shitty music. Most of all, he hated how they-Jenna most of all-didn’t care about him. Fear, hate, respect-Kyle could handle of those. He wasn’t so fond of being ignored.
He strode up to Jenna with a smug grin on his face. Jenna, for her part, noted his approach by looking up and staring at him as if he were filth under her shoe. “Nice shoes,” Kyle began. “Make them yourself?” He kicke
Maid trap PT2I began waking up, feeling a bit of pain around the bump that formed on my head.
What the heck had hit me?
I tried to reach to rub it a bit, but found myself unable to move anything other than my head, and even then my movement was -very- limited.
"What the heck?" I thought to myself, as I tried harder to move, I felt like there was something holding my entire body still.
The room lights turned on, and I found myself facing a mirror...
I wanted to scream, but found myself unable to speak for some reason.
Whatever hair I had on my body was shaved clean off. I was completely bald and shiny, but that wasn't the reason of my panic.
My entire body was covered in some thin metal 'wires' of sorts, like some kind of robot frame, covering most of my body from the neck down, and the necklace I saw right before getting knocked out was wrapped around my neck, and quite tightly I must say.
My underwear was removed and replaced by some kind of tight skin-colored shorts, that were -very- tight, and I
Adjustments for AcceptanceDave scrolled through his school's organizations website, hopeful to find something that would pique his interest. However, as he combed through the site, he continued to come up with no results that interested him. He scrolled and scrolled until he had had enough. There were actually no clubs for him to join at his university. That surprised him. Getting up from his desk, he check his phone for dinner plans. Audrey had texted him asking if he could do eight, half an hour from then. That would work - he told her yes.
Dave met up with Audrey outside their dorm, Jameson Hall, and they left for dinner. As they reached the dining hall, they ran into some of Audrey's friends.
"Hey Audrey!" they waved them over cheerfully.
"Hey guys," Audrey greeted them warmly in return, "have you all met Dave before? He's a friend from my sociology class."
The girls nodded their heads, not recognizing Dave. He then took his seat as Audrey continued: "He's a great guy, you all will love him." With that, Aud
A Sisters wrath
A Sisters wrath
Slowly her eyes adjusted themselves to it.
W-What happened? And why do I sound like a girl? Man, where was that stupid switch again? Ah, there it is. The room went bright. WHAT? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? WHY, ON EARTH AM I A GIRL? THIS SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE! the girl screamed in disbelieve and shock. Ok, this isnt true. Im just dreaming. Its just a dream, a weird dream maybe, but just a dream. She pinched herself in the arm. Ouch. Why dont I wake up? tears started flowing down her face. I know, Ill go to bed and sleep again. And when I wake up, everything will be alright. She tried to walk up the stairs, but she still wasnt used to the added weight on her chest and so she tripped on the stairs. She fell down and got knocked unconscious.
Suddenly someone giggled, no actually two persons giggled. Two kitsune girls emerged from a shadowy corner. Are you happy?&
Halloween MisadventuresHalloween Misadventures
How did I let myself get talked into this? I've always had a hard time saying no to people and this time I let things go too far. I sit in silence and glance shyly up at my dad as he drives me home from the police station. Ironically, I'm dressed as a slutty cop. My boobs are front and center for all the world to see, as are my legs and midriff. I sit with my legs crossed and look at my reflection in the mirror. My makeup is smudged and my long blonde hair is a mess. My dad says nothing as we pull into the driveway and go inside. I know he is going to say something eventually, but for now he is quiet. My mom hugs me as we walk in and takes me to the bathroom to get me cleaned up. She helps me take off my jewelry, remove my makeup, and brush out my hair. Since all of my clothes are at my apartment near the university, she gives me one of my sister's nightgowns to wear to bed. I take off my knee high boots, fishnet stockings, miniskirt, t
Maid trap - EndingI stepped out into the light, and there she was.
She was the one behind all this, I should've assumed that from the beginning.
I opened my mouth to ask 'why', and she reached a hand to my lips, taking the first words.
"I did it for you" is all she said, and she smiled sweetly, like what she did was good...
Which it kinda was, even if this was all stuck on me, I loved the outfit, I loved being this.
"I know what you're thinking, and yes, I did do this on purpose, everything had to be stuck on for this to work"
She said, holding out a pink heart-shaped pill on her hand.
I looked at her about to ask, she interrupted once again, I suppose she didn't want me to hear my own voice.
"Here's the thing, you take the 'medicine', it's one-way, but you'll get to enjoy this to its full extent, just like you always wanted"
I took the pill, and looked it over, will it really make me happy?
"If you don't want to, I'll just give you the solvent, help all that off you, and never mention or try
The Pageant (1) My name is Cole, and my brother and I live in a hotel. Yes, we LIVE in a hotel, due to our mom getting a brand new job here. Dylan and I were at our usual mischief in the lobby, trying to annoy any of the employees that we could... But by this point, they were all used to it, and didn't give us the attention we wanted!
But, that wasn't happening today, because I saw the most pretty girl I had ever seen in a big long line in the lobby. I dropped my water gun, and without thinking began walking over to her. As soon as I got close, I freaked out dashed to the front of the line. "Mr Hanon, what is this line for?!" I yelled, practically out of breath. He was way more than just a little annoyed. "Cole, this is the line for the hotel's Little Miss Beauty Pageant... I don't think it would interest you." He said, pushing me out of the way.
Wow... this girl was in line for a beauty pageant! How could things be any better than that! "Cole, what the heck a
Magic TrickYour friend has prepared a two-step magic trick for you to perform and is showing it to you in her room, "the trick will involve a quick change and a miraculous escape in the blink of an eye." She starts explaining to you, she hands you a suit to put on, "see how it is sectioned around your arms and legs so it can be ripped off quickly and the back is zipped as well, revealing your true outfit underneath. " You put it on as she averts her eyes and prepares the contraption you will be strapped to. "A bond around each wrist and ankle and one just for your neck, however its just for show, when the outfit comes out they will detach from the board and will be covered up, genius huh?" You agree and ask for a trial run. You step in and she locks in each bound. "Now I just pull these strings..."
As your sleeves fall off, bigger fluffier pink sleeves are revealed that drop down and cover your wrists. At the same time the matching bottom of a long dress comes down and covers all but your toes. T