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>What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
>What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Porkypine!
>What do you call an alligator that is wearing a vest?
Investigator!
>How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
>What is a zombie's favorite street?
Dead End Street!
>What did the tomato say when he couldn't win the race?
I better ketchup!
>When do sea creatures make a wish?
When they see a starfish!
>Where do sea creatures store their money?
In river banks!
>What do you call a dog in summer?
A hot dog!
>What did the salad say when the fridge door was open?
"Hey! I'm dressing here!"
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