Frown: "Well shit, its been a minute huh guys? How y'all been?"
Smile: "It is safe to say that we have gone through what most would call a "reboot" of sorts. I feel quite exquisite as far as I'm concerned!"
Frown: "So uh...we have a job to do huh?" I guess we should welcome you guys back to the NEW first episode of DEATH BATTLE! Excitin' to be back huh bro?"
Smile: "That's an understatement brother, the art of a Death Battle is almos as lovely as the art that accompanies this time of year. Of course, I am referring to the wonderful season of Hallow's Eve! Wait, Halloween was weeks ago..."
Frown: "And considerin' the two fighters we will be comparing today, it'd be safe to say that our first episode is bit of a *cough*late*cough* Halloween special!"
Smile: "Hailing from Fabletown, NY, the eternal Big Bad Wolf of legend, Bigby!"
Frown: "And the Anti-antiChrist, fighting for the government alongside the BPRD, Hellboy!"