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Anti-Gravitatory Catoast

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Some theories on the Anti-Gravitatory Catoast engine.

Based off of the Uncyclopedia article: uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Murphy%2…
(Anti-gravity equations and text below is from the article. Schematics, infinate force engine equations done by myself.)


Murphy's Law, Finagle's corollary:

"If something can go wrong, it will,

so if you throw a slice of toast with butter into the air, it will always fall with the buttered side down."

Cats Conservation Law:

"A cat will always land on its feet."

So, what would happen if we stick a slice of toast with butter to a cat's back and we throw it to the air? The cat, by law, will land on its feet, but the toast, (by law too) will land on the butter's side. Against this problem of physics laws, the nature chooses the best (and laziest, I think) way of taking a solution: the cat may just not fall.
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This made my day better thank you :D
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:nooo: NUUUUUU Oh Noes! :flame: SUPER FLASHY NOES EMOTE  :omgnoes:  OHMYHOLYFLAMINGFIRE!! paradoxes and wormholes. :ohnoes
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Haha! This is awesome :)
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Hee hee!  Love it.
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:iconnewtonplz::iconsaysplz::iconexploding-headplz:
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I dare say this is the greatest deviantart comment I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Thank you for gracing my modest deviation with it.
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THE SCIENCE

IT BURNNNSSSSSSS
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BASK IN IT! BASK IN IT!!
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ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH
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So THAT'S why cats don't like toast. :)

Though, are you sure the cat turns into a wormhole and not, say, a klein bottle? ;)

Regardless, I'm always up for physics jokes, and this is a great presentation of one. Very cutely drawn.
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That's pretty amazing.
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the science is sound enough for me. . .

government research grants for everyone!
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Huzzah! :thumbsup:
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ADORABLE!! :XD: I love Uncyclopedia. Brilliant interpretation. :P
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*falls over laughing* That's dang funny.
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poor kitty :(
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hahaha..i hate physics but love the pic xD
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That's amazing. :3
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Ahahah! Brilliant! And very well executed! :D
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lol this picture is awesome ^_^ +fav
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F cannot = F squared
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Technically, F squared = F x F.

Therefore, it's true if F = 0 or F = 1, as

F squared = F x F = 0 x 0 = 0 = F
F squared = F x F = 1 x 1 = 1 = F

I'm a little iffy on the mathematics of infinity, but I'm pretty sure it can be proved that N x infinity = infinity. Therefore, if N = infinity, we have

infinity x infinity = infinity squared = infinity

So there ARE certain cases where it is correct, as in the equation.

However, SergeantBiscuits' answer is funnier. :)
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