Commission for :IconSkizzlechizzle: where a mysterious egg brings abut some interesting changes.
At Joke Incorporated HQ, two men are waiting for their interview.
John (blue shirt): Do you know what job it is that we are being interviewed for?
Frank (white shirt): Not really, the sign just said to come here if we were interested in a job.
????: Ah, you are here. Please come into my office boys.
Frank: Both of us?
????: Yes, I prefer speaking to both of you rather than one at a time
Frank looks at John who just shrugs and they both walk through the door
Twinkle Sprinkle: Gentlemen, please take a seat and we will get started.
The boys sit down.
Frank: Um, can I ask why you are dressed like that?
John: *holding back laughter* Usually these things are more formal.
Twinkle Sprinkle: These are just clothes I wear for work. Do you have anymore questions or can we begin
Once a joker, always a joker
Diamond Tiara has just returned from college to her hometown to find her lover Pipsqueak waiting for her
Pipsqueak: Glad you are back, things have been a little boring around here without you.
Diamond Tiara: So you have finally become bored of committing random vandalism.
Pipsqueak: Hey its not vandalism, its just my way of making things look a little better.
Diamond rolls her eyes and giggles
Pipsqueak: Oh come on, at least I am giving the police something to do instead of eating donuts all day.
Diamond Tiara: You always come up with an excuse for something.
Pipsqueak: So how was college?
Diamond Tiara: Crap, its full of deluded jackasses who have been spoon-fed their entire...
????: Would you like a free balloon?
Diamond Tiara: GAH! where did you come from?
Pipsqueak: No thanks Scarlet.
Scarlet Melody: Oh come on you know you want one.
Diamond Tiara: Where did you
Alt Twilight Sparkle Clown TF
Twilight Sparkle: That show was fun, I wonder why that person invited me backstage. I don't want to stay here too long in case I miss the rest of the show. Hmmm my nose feels itchy ever since that clown sprayed me with water, come to think of it the water was glowing for some reason its probably nothing though
Twilight Sparkle: I should really get this checked out *scratches her nose* the itchiness is getting worse *scratches it again only for it to reshape into ball* wait what happened to my nose *pushes it with her finger which causes it to honk loudly* ....a clown nose, why did this happen *tries to take it off causing to to honk a lot* damn it come off now!
Twilight Sparkle: How am going to get *notices her new shirt* wait I wasn't wearing this when I came in here, where has my tie gone. Whats happening to me?
Alt Rarity clown tf
Rarity: Well that fire juggling was fun to watch but I could have done without being sprayed with water. Odd thing is that clown knew my name and invited me here, better see how she knows about me.
Rarity: Was there something in that water, my nose is itchy for some reason. I hope it..*nose reshapes into a red ball* WHAT! my nose just changed into...a clown nose. This better not be a prank she is pulling on me.
Rarity: Did my shirt just change into a crime against fashion, that clown is going to pay for this
Rarity: Who is designing this, a tie doesn't fit in on a lady. Is there a way to stop this?
Rarity: Why won't you come off, I don't want to be seen like this. I hope she finds me soon, she will know how to stop this.
Rarity: My skir
Last Minute Replacement
Vinyl Scratch: Thanks for buying me ice cream Octy, Would you like some?
Octavia Melody: No thank you, you know I am on a diet.
Vinyl Scratch: Come on, a single lick isn't going to do much.
Octavia Melody: Don't tempt me.
As they approach the circus tent, Vinyl noticed something on a part of the tent.
Vinyl Scratch: Wonder whats behind here *gives ice cream to Octavia* lets open it.
Octavia Melody: Vinyl no, you will get into trouble if someone catches you.
Vinyl Scratch: Notice the word 'IF'.
Octavia Melody: ......fine, just make sure you get back before the show starts okay.
Vinyl Scratch: Okay.
Vinyl Scratch: I wonder if I can nick a prop as a souvenir while I am here.
?????: I am sorry Pinkie but your partner is ill
Vinyl Scratch: Huh whats going on over there?
Pinkie Pie: But surely I can do it on m
Adagio Dazzle Alternative Clown TF
Adagio Dazzle: Hmm we finally managed to restore our siren hearts, *looks at her gemstone* Even though I wanted to feed on some hatred, it was a good idea to bring Sonata here. She always likes going to the circus.
Adagio Dazzle: Well I better get back, don't want to miss...*the exit door locks* Wait huh, who locked me in? *funnel like objects hang from the ceiling pumping some sort of gas into the room* Ahhh what is this stuff? *cough, cough* Its leaving a taste of.....is that candyfloss?
Eventually the gas vanishes.
Adagio Dazzle: Uh what was in that stuff, its made my nose itchy.....its getting worse by the second.
Adagio Dazzle: *scratches her nose* Is my nose infected with something, I am starting to feel a little woozy.
Adagio Dazzle: My nose feels heavy, the gas had done something
A day at the circus
Diamond Tiara: Ahh its always nice to lay down after school.
Pipsqueak: You do this often?
Diamond Tiara: Yes, its good at relieving stress.
Pipsqueak: Hey, can I ask you something?
Diamond Tiara: Sure, what is it?
Pipsqueak: Well, The circus has come to town and I was wondering if you would like to come with me?
Diamond Tiara: Oh you go alone or with someone else, I will be fine just laying here.
Pipsqueak: Come on Dia, you will enjoy it.
Diamond Tiara: No no its just circuses are not my thing.
Pipsqueak: .....Are you afraid of something?
Diamond Tiara: NO!
Pipsqueak: Oh I get it, you have coulrophobia.
Diamond Tiara: What does that mean?
Pipsqueak: fear of clowns.
Diamond Tiara: CLOWNS, WHERE!
Pipsqueak: Relax, I will protect you. Lets go *gets up and starts dragging her*
Diamond Tiara: Hey hey, let me get back on my feet first.
Alt Fluttershy clown tf
Fluttershy: The performers here are so nice. they never seem to want any money for their stuff and this taste great, odd flavor though. I wonder what it is?
Fluttershy: Oh my nose feels funny, I hope it not 'nose reshapes into a ball' huh what happened to my nose *pokes it letting out a honk* maybe this is just an allergic reaction.
Fluttershy: Um why have my clothes changed? is someone trying to prank. I don't find it very funny.
Fluttershy: Um can anyone help me, I don't know why this is happening to me.
Fluttershy: Well maybe I should look at the positives of this, I get these new gloves at least.
Fluttershy: Eek my skirt I....wait why do I feel comfortable without it. I normally don't like having my legs exposed.
Sonata Dusk Alternative Clown TF
Aria and Sonata walk on stage.
Dazzler: Now what are your names?
Sonata Dusk: I am Sonata and that grump is Aria.
Aria Blaze: Who are you calling a grump.
Dazzler: Well you do look a grump. Here, play with this jack-in-the-box
Aria Blaze: What! I am not a child and....stop staring onto my eyes like that. *Dazzler continues to stare* I mean it, its creepy.
Dazzler: Oh there is no need to be afraid, I don't want to hurt you. I just want to make you smile and laugh.
Aria Blaze: Get away from me you freak.
Sonata Dusk: Let me play with the jack-in-the-box please.
Dazzler: *Gives the jack-in-a-box to Sonata* Have fun with it dear.
Sonata Dusk: *starts rotating the leaver of the box but after a few seconds it jams* Huh its stuck.
Dazzler: Just put a bit more strength into it. It should open then.
Sonata Dusk: *Rotates harder* I can feel it loosening I.. *the leaver breaks free causing the box to open a hand with a pie