Reporter: And we're back! We're here live in DeviantART where a certain artist was reported to have been robbed..
Artist: My imagination.. they took it!
Reporter: Who took it?
Artist: The ungrateful downloaders who just right-click and save as. Gaah. Help me. I can't take it anymore. If this continues, I will..
Reporter: There you have it. The words of the robbed artist..
Random Guy: Hey! Anime is a hit because of piracy!
Artist: PIE FIGHT! *throws pie to everyone*
Eh? Well, yeah. You're reading Pang's article now, right? :3
It's been so long.
Well, then bye.
*kidnaps a goat and rushes to the highway*