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Jungleites in the TroposphereRankling fros a-veldt. Togo woman pawed piñata. Raw shamans exert drug movement of black people, infiltrate American coronation. "Majic Chalk Nose’s Skin Bleach Cream." Aphrodite shreds her nightie. Aced hypertensive horse murmur. Rushier venturesome pachyderm. Johnny won Jucier Zit Finals. TV Doctor Wiz’s aortic julienne "ifs." Patient blankly whimpers. Brusker snowy ghettos’ urban boffo clown bro cornrow buffoon blab. Unitize jowlier fin sac. Kerb’s wrongest youths. Archived Opal prowls filth. Pink junta bargemen. Glaring maltreated outlook. Better amoral snobbery. Enjoin renal slug. June Anglo liners. A shop...

Carbonized Hack Reprint"You LIKE to interact with your friends on-line... Lots of FUN things to do..." Pink glitz whelms retardants. Impale rakish weasel. Lighter hog resurfacing, turned away. Cow men cheer through flashcards. Sorry goon gaggle. Brozed piranha cricket. Payably joyful nodal joyride. Corruptly pandemic bacteria. Satanic nimrod Phenol Johnny. Merkel the Ferkel slips in liquid pigshit, goes on her ass. The Primæval Test. Thrush chemo cowherd fragrance. Vinegary knight tusk. Silly Pooh Caliph. Charred arcades testifying nuke attack. Probationer’s destroyer. Corrupt pædiatric lambency. Gorgons’ glory age rapidly fading. Apocalyp...

(A special thanks to :iconIshitai-Studios: For allowing me to use her OC Synthia for this story)Porkers lied on the ground, with his blanket around him with a immense smile on his face. "I have never thought that I could ever feel this way to a person... Such Joy! Such Bliss! Such Euphoria! yes Euphoria! Never in my life have I've ever enamored someone so incredibly enchanting like you Synthia! I LOVE YOU SYNTHIA! I LOVE YOU!" Porkers shouted passionately. It seems that  Porkers believed that SMALL kiss, Yes THAT SMALL KISS... WHICH WAS UNINTENTIONAL... meant something to him... He believed that he had something special with Synthia... The...

Troll Monks Megaphoning SkitsAyatollahs only wedded Feds. Necronomiconic Reptilians’ bacchanal endpoint. Hectic lazy crud data. Scratchily dunk Irish kirk. Nineteen tin werewolves. Nine eleven twin towers: swine winner novelette. Puke cliché oft. Famed bantam cleft knot. Luminary fresco, ireful acronyms. Farm occult neigh. "Mother Goose" and the "NFL Grid-Iron." Nineteen elves own writ. Rocker idyl sacrament. Fæcal kennel pole slime. Lush gyp falsifies sunup. Bitching flu sulk. Jew Scots skew jots. Palace stein. Cover story: "You’re Solomon Kane, from Lake Monsoon, Minnesota." Banana brioche rant actually scripted. U.S.S. Arabia cannon ber...

Rick always dreamed of becoming a rockstar but more than anything he wanted that rock legend lifestyle of sex, drugs and rock and roll. He’d taken the stage name Rocky Killz and started his first band when he was just sixteen. His latest, Twisted Tales, was a blend of anarchic guitar driven rock with dance-y industrial beats. It hadn’t worked out well so far but they were starting to make headway with politically motivated songs like "Fuck The Rich", "Corporate Pigs" and "99% Screwed". The problem was some of their more raunchy songs like "On Her Knees (Where She Belongs)" had drawn flak in the music press for being too sexist for a modern...

VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7upo9WSZBk ••• SCRIPT/LYRICS: ••• MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STING… …VS… …BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGIN! Big Brother: I'm the king of all! Don't bother trying to shut me off, you bloody clown; Streamlined the English language, but my raps have seen no dumbing-down. The Last Ship back to safety's sailed; the Last Exit is closed: There's no escaping consequences if it's me you would oppose! I've got the world around my finger, wrapped, and if you'd disapprove, Like Kingdom of the Sun, I'll soon see you take on a different groove; You've got some nerve, Sumner, to diss me! You say Love'...

Alexis and Jen worked together in a lab, developing a project that had gained the eye of the worldwide media. They were working on a weight loss drug, one that could change the very future of dieting and even exercise. It was a breakthrough in genetic splicing: a gene that could allow the human gene to combine with that of something with a far greater metabolism, like that of a horse. Of course, the pornographic industry was also intrigued by the results of this research, as were major athletics organizations and even the military. Funding had poured in for the two women, and they'd received accolades and attention alike. They were on the ...

        If the chemistry professor didn’t stop droning on about covalent bonds in the next thirty seconds, Megan was going to... well, she didn’t know exactly what, but it would be dramatic. Perhaps staging a coup against the aging adjunct would wake him up—his monotone drone made him sound more lifeless than anyone in the class, even those who had fallen asleep.        Glancing at the clock, she gritted her teeth and decided to postpone her revolution until next week, or at least, whenever her potential comrades looked a bit more lively. General chemistry was already a boring subject, and this professor could have made even Human Sexualit...