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Smelly relationship part 4 by Thelitoking69, literature
Literature
Smelly relationship part 4
It has been hours in the small hot stink chamber that was Bertha's family car and Larry was forced to smell the sweaty feet of the women in Bertha's family. He was not the only unlucky one Bertha's father was forced to smell and lick his wife's feet.
Beth: I can't tell you how happy I am that my beautiful baby girl found a little slave that will worship her someday he'll break like mine. I hear wedding bells.
Bertha: I know aren't I the luckiest girl in the world and you all can use him whenever you want.
Larry was filled with despair not only from hearing Bertha but he saw they were at the restaurant. Before he could get out the girls got their socks from Larry's mouth and Bertha got out he was thrown on all fours by Beth.
Beth: not so fast bitch you will carry my precious girls on your back all the way to their seats since I feel merciful today my husband will carry me. If they touch the floor I'm hopping on.
Beth jumps into her husband's arms like newly weds he was absolutely struggling when she saw him she rearranged until she was on his shoulders Larry heard the cracks of his bones as Beth's sweaty ass on him. Larry on the other hand was on all fours and the sextuplets climbed on his back Larry had no idea how his bones didn't instantly break as he had six huge assed sweaty unwashed gassy girls on his back.
They made to the inside they talked to the person he heard they would have to wait 30 minutes until a table is free that's a half hour of struggling. The girls thought it would be fun to take off their shoes and put them right under Larry's nose he thought he wouldn't have to smell their feet anymore but he was wrong.
30 minutes later
Finally a long table was free and Beth allowed the slaves to put down their mistresses he thought it was over then..
Beth: hey now hears what we're gonna do obviously the slaves gonna gonna be Bertha's seats but that's not fair to the others so we're gonna push all the chairs together so everyone gets to sit but your father is gonna be under the table worshipping my feet
The girls looked excited so then the seats were set up unfortunately they Larry was to short to fit seven girls so they would stack on top of each other Brenda and Beth and Bianca got his chest. Bev and Becca and Bonnie got his legs while of course Bertha got his face all to herself Larry felt her sweaty unwashed thonged ass slam on his face his senses filled with dried shit and sweat. The girls were ready to order.
Beth: OK 5 extra cheese tacos 4 bowls of beans a tall bottle of tequila one tall glass of milk and 2 bean cheese burritos with extra beans and cheese on the side for each girl.
Waitress: OK anything for the men.
Beth: oh yeah 2 glasses of water and 2 slices of bread.
Waitress: OK it'll be here soon.
After a few minutes the food got here Larry could here them devouring that food and not long after he heard a sound that horrified him.
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Bertha: oh boy here it comes oh god
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The smell felt like a punch to Larry's senses but worse of all it wasn't over.
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It just kept coming never ending then Bertha got up and pulled Larry up he thought it was over but then he was pushed the the ground all the girls surrounded him trapping him in a sandwich of gas.
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Larry's worse fears came to life one of them messed themselves then they thought of a little game.
Becca: OK bitch take deep breaths who sharted.
They squished him harder he heard a sloshing all around him he was petrified and then.
Bianca: too long bitch it was a trick question we all did so come in the bathroom we need some wiping.
Beth: hold in his food is here let him eat first.
Beth took off her yoga pants and took off her now brown panties and dunked them in his water the girls all joined in and forced them into Larry's mouth of course Beth did the same to her slave then Bertha came grabbed her slave.
Bertha: hang on before he wipes us there's something he needs to do.
She pulls down her pants to show her stained ass.
Bertha: come one bitch there's a surprise in here come and get it now.
Larry crawled over and started eating her ass it was deep it took a while but he found it he took it out he was forced to clean the shit off ot by mouth when it was clean he saw it was a ring an engagement ring the family cheered with joy.
Bertha: oh my gosh yes a thousand times yes.
Larry: I'm marrying you?.
Bertha: well not just me your mostly marrying my ass but yeah and guess what my family is moving in with us just imagine it you worshipping me and my family forever you'll be in bed with us you'll never be anywhere without an ass in your face it'll be great.
At the wedding every cruel unbathed woman family member in one place you'll personally meet every single one of them . We'll go to my hometown we can only get their by plane we have to use my aunts plane since my entire family got banned from any airline this is gonna be the best.
I am ecstatic in your presence.
I feel great comfort by your side.
Certainly, this is where I belong.
Never do I wish to leave this place
Even though we must part, at times,
You're always lingering about in my mind.
It's inevitable that I dream of you, at night.
How could I not? You are so amazingly great.
You're the image of perfection I need in my life.
You chase away negativity leaving me in ecstasy.
I am blessed to have your support during trials of life.
No matter how difficult the times or upsetting the events.
You always know just how to lay my simplistic worries to rest.
These reasons, among many, are why I am the world's