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Here I am... wandering around the world. No, I'm not a world traveler, I'm homeless. Why? Because my father is an abusive alcoholic cross-dresser, and my mother is an abusive prostitute. You could say I don't like my home life, but that would only be a sliver of the pie. I am a ninja and a very good one at that. I made Chunin level when I was 7, skipped Jounin and made it to the Anbu when I was 10. So yeah. My parents always yelled at me for being a ninja. They told me it was a waste of time. The reason I wanted to be a ninja was because of a village near the one I lived in was attacked by a group of rogue ninja and the poor village had no...

          "Hey, which one of you beautiful young ladies wants to play next hmm?" Jiraiya looked around the room, then pointed straight at you. "You, I think it's high time you had a go at this. Step right up and pick an item out of the bucket of love." He laughed.You placed your hand in the basket and pulled out the first item you touched. It was a small rectangular box with a red nob on one end of the top. You slid over the knob only to have something pointy launch at you from the box. "What the heck is this? Some kind of finger torture trick?""No, it's just a snake in a box. People used to put venom on the tips of those tiny little fangs...

Sebastian x Shy Reader:bulletred: Her Gentleman, Chess Piece- Conclusion :bulletred:  Lady Camilla Riverside had long since run out of tears to shed, but as she glanced back at the Phantomhive Manor one last time she felt her heart quiver within her chest. It seemed like a lifetime ago that she and (F/n) had arrived at the stately mansion side by side, and now she was leaving all alone. It had only been a week, and yet everything had changed. Camilla despaired at the prospects of her future, but at the same couldn’t help but feel relieved. After a lifetime of secrets and lies there was nothing left to hide. Every scrap and planned decepti...

The war with the titans came to an end, with humanity victorious. Though with the many lives of comrades and family lost to these abominations, there was nothing to rejoice about. That is, for the soldiers who actually fought. The interior had decided to invite all soldiers to the castle for a military ball in celebration for the victory.Reluctant, the Survey Corps accepted the invitation, making it an optional event... For the cadets.And now..."I fucking hate the Military Police," Levi complained on the carriage ride to the castle. "Petty assholes." Commander Erwin sighed at his sassy companion and murmured, "You know that some of them ac...

    "_________!" your papa called making you walk down the stairs to see the Nordics were with him.     "Oui (yes) papa?" you answered as you stopped on the middle of the stairs looking at the countries who were standing with your papa.     "Denmark and I are going out to zalk about a deal, you're going to ztay 'ere with Iceland and Norway, okay?" France asked and you nodded a bit confused; what about Sweden and Finland? you asked yourself as you looked at the pair that you were 90% sure were dating in secret.     "We're going out," Sweden said grabbing Finland's arm.     "W-what?" Finland asked looking up at him before he quickly nodded...

".....And then I was like FIVE METERS OF AWESOMENESS!! ""What did she say, mon ami?""She screamed and ran away..."You couldn't help but smile as you eavesdropped on two of your classmates's lie of a  conversation, as you "read" your book. Why a lie? Your happen to know that the loud-mouthed albino was with your best friend yesterday evening, cooking pancakes and waffles.You were smiling, but not only because of that little lie, but also because that last guy was actually right next to you, well, he was sitting on his desk, really. You forced yourself to turn your attention back to your story, but the thought of the gorgeous albino next to...

You woke the next day too someone shaking you. "Hmm?" You opened your eyes and Jeff was standing there. "Morning,sunshine." He said. "Get up." You groaned in annoyance and sat up. "Get used too it,sweetheart." He said. "This is the time you'll be getting up from now on." "Yeah,we'll see about that." You mumbled under your breath. "Excuse me?" He spat. "Nothing!" You said. You got up and walked out of the room with him following behind. "You better stop with this attitude, (Y/N)." Jeff said in a strict voice. "No,you want me too be here,so deal with it." You snapped. "Shut up." Jeff snapped. "Whatever." You spat.You sat on the couch and loo...

“You guys cannot be serious!” You cried as everyone got into his or her places.“You’re completely bonkers!”Arthur grinned.“Maybe so, but we are still serious”“abso-friggin-lutely not!” you said Ivan advanced…“Ok, ok! Don’t get your prop all in a twist” you took your place. Shouting came from the hall.“No, I refuse! Don’t touch me!”Kiku appeared being herded by Alfred and Francis“You’re mad!” Kiku cried as they cornered him they caught his arms and dragged him forward.“Ret me go! Err sue you for everything your country has!”“Everyone plays!” Alfred grunted as he pulled him into an empty space “and you’re first!” They practically threw him d...

I watch my big brother Italy make pasta in Germany's kitchen. I find my brother helpless. I feel like I'm the oldest. I moved as Italy pass by. he was good at making pasta so did my other brother Romano. I on the other hand....well.....I'm the worst. I'm opposite from them. I learn more military time and study more on tactics. I wipe the table so Germany don't have to scold Italy. I hear Romano, "There you are!!!!!" I turn seeing Romano with a vain pop out of his head and went back to watching Italy. Italy wave at him. Romano scream at me, "hey!!!!! crack a smile why don't cha?"I put look at him and shrugged as I look at Italy still not fi...

~Chapter Six: I Think You're Okay~"Wait, this squiggly... it is an 'n', right? I keep getting it mixed up.""'M's have two bumps. You're right, that's an 'n'.""Oh. Okay."You scribbled down the next letter furiously, tongue peeking out from between your teeth in concentration. You leaned back once you finished and observed your work, laying your pen down on the wood beside it. "There. 'Titan'."Marco grinned at you happily. "Excellent! I didn't even need to correct you this time! You're really getting the hang of it."You smiled back shyly. "I am. Thank you again, Marco."You and Marco had been practicing your reading together for several mon...

You were the secretary (and a Guardian) of the famous Vongola famiglia, but that was harder than you had expected. Of course, as the only women a life with only men was difficult for sure, especially if you fell for your boss, Vongola Primo, Giotto.But seriously, who wouldn't fall for such a man? He was kind, gentle, polite and had the purest heart on the Earth. And you know what? He liked you too!But there was a little problem. The problem was G. He didn't trust you at all and he believed, your feelings for Giotto were fake and just a 'girly fancy', because he was so influential. But he had absolutely mistaken you! Your feelings were real...