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*********************************************************** Chapter 10 ***********************************************************Kendra spent the rest of the week doing what she'd usually do.  Sleep in as late as possible, text Peter whenever she could often flirting a bit, eat breakfast leaving dirty clothes, food wrappers and dirty dishes surrounding her spot on the couch.Sure her roommate gave her a bit of a hard time trying to guilt her into taking better care of herself;"Don't you miss the days when you were thinner?""Isn't it hard to move around at your size?""I can help you set up a diet plan and workout routine if you want..."So s...

"Drew: 2000 points to Kathy Griffin for kissing Ryan. Kathy Griffin: Yeah! Colin: I never get 2000 points for kissing him. Drew: Because you like the kissing. Ryan: It's gotta be on the show! Colin: *nods his head*""Ryan: Hey Colin. Colin: Yeah? Ryan: What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars? Colin: Oh! Tapioca! Ryan: *Confused* Really? Why is that? Colin: Isn't that his big song? TAPIOOOOCAAAA!""Colin: I will let you fluff my Garfield if you know what I mean""Drew: Do you know what's behind you, Colin? Colin: I hope it's me with my clothes on...""Wayne: Horward, can you last, Horward, how did the song get so damn fast....

Title: The Only Daughter Prologue: currently reading Supernatural/Gravity Falls crossoverA twelve-year-old girl with [hair color] hair woke up in an old crushed car; her vision was weary and watery with unshed tears from the chemicals coming from God-knows-where. Her head pounded from the firm smell of gasoline. She weakly moved her arms, feeling her muscles burn from the lack of use. Her knees popped up and nearly hit the roof of the flattened car. She sucked in a pained breath as she tried to sit up and lean against the door of the car. How long had she been out? she has asked herself. And where was she? This wasn't Gravity Falls; far...

It was a normal day. ____________ left school as usual, left on her scooter and arrived at Artie’s Bakery like she did every day. She helped out at the bakery, Artie praised her, everyone had a good time, every order was filled, and it was finally time for her to leave. She headed for her scooter, which was parked in the alley nearby. She got ready to leave when something abnormal happened.  She had just parked her bicycle and read to go into the Bakery when a man in black grabbed her and pulled her into a van and carried her off. Bystanders saw the incident but by the way the men were dressed, they were too afraid to call the police. A fe...

Not too long ago… Toro and the others were taken by Druddigon; during the dragon’s fighting, they were being tossed around in that bag. Along with them, that berry… it-as if by sheer luck alone-tumbled into Toro’s mouth. The Wartortle nearly choked on the thing, swallowing the whole thing down in one pained gulp; at that moment, it woke him-if only due to pain. He was so confused, only to nod off again… As time went by, that berry had its effects slowly kick in-Druddigon’s wandering took a long time after the fight, it was all sheer luck on Toro’s part-he’d always seen it that way, pure luck…! As the dragon laid the bag to rest, Toro start...

You playfully shoved George, running down the stairs of the Burrow. You had been staying with the Weasleys for the summer, for your parents had been out on a “business trip.” You knew they were sick of work, and probably sick of you, but you didn’t complain. The Weasleys were your second family. Ginny was like a younger sister and Ron a younger brother. You never saw Bill, Percy, and Charlie much, but they were still like your big brothers. Then, there were the twins, who were your other half. While you looked up to them both, and loved them dearly, you couldn’t help but feel differently about one of them. George. Sure, Fred was amazing, b...

Here it is. the first part of the non-canon story... well i hope you enjoy guys and girls. ~Boopy____________________________________________________________________________________The Letter.(Y/n) Potter was unusual. Not unusual in the sense that he had a disability, nor was he unusual in that he tried to summon the devil or a demon. No (Y/n) was unusual because he simply wasn’t usual. (Y/n) Potter was a wizard, the son of Lily and James Potter and brother to Harry Potter. (Y/n) Potter had many features that distinguished himself amongst his magical peers. Physically he was in peak condition, a rare feet amongst wizards and witches who us...

It was another beautiful day in Gravity Falls, perhaps beautiful enough for a nice game of baseball. Yeah, this is the baseball chapter alright. Anyway, Haruko hit the ball really hard, much to the opposing team's shock as it flies out of the park and towards the sky. Everyone was busy comprehending what just happened as Haruko arrogantly thanked everyone while doing a little victory dance.“Oy, she is just too good.” Stan complained as he, Dipper, Mabel, Ford, Soos, Wendy, Candy, Grenda, Pacifica, Robbie, McGucket and Waddles sat in the dugout. “I think that last one went into space.” Wendy added. “Wait a minute, why are we playing basebal...

IF YOU ENJOYED THIS, PLEASE COMMENT/FAVE ON BEN300'S VERSION TOO! LINK IN DESCRIPTION! We all have secrets. We hides thing to prevent people from seeing what we really are. Sometimes we do it because we are ashamed of ourselves, and don't want the others to laugh at us, and make us suffer. But sometimes we hide things to prevent people from suffering themselves, to protect them from the skeletons we hide in our closet.But our secrets just make us fake, and make our lives miserable. In the end, we become secrets ourselves, and spent our life time wondering what it could have been if we could have got rid of them.No other example can be mo...

Part one. A post-apocalyptic venture in racism, plot, and suspicious bromance. Up In Smoke universe (but prior knowledge should not be a prerequisite) -- Georgia, eleven months after the treaty: Worth had his hand in a box of ammunition. It was a bruised, calloused hand with cracked nails and a scabbed bite mark between the thumb and forefinger. He didn't used to have hands like this, back before he turned into some kind of fucking revolutionary, odd-job man. He thought about that as he rummaged around for a .45 caliber bullet. He wondered why the bite wasn't infected yet. It'd been three days, three days since they last saw Hanna, three...

It started out harmless enough, as all things involving Tony Stark did. He wasn't malicious or conniving by nature, no, he just knew how to get his way…most of the time. And when one has natural charm and charisma, would it not be prudent to use said attributes to one's advantage? Again, no. He really couldn't care less about all the fame and admiration his money and legacy brought him, despite what the tabloids would have people believe. He wanted, and felt he deserved, to be admired and sought after for his genius and engineering aspects that were slowly helping the world become a better place; the natural charm and charisma were just ge...

Trapping The Quarterback: The Apple Bloom Safe Edition By Roy G. Biv The following story involves male on transgendered-pony loving. For the 'Unshorn Fetlocks' edition with the naughtiness intact, please see the link in the story's description...Quarterback flopped onto a cloud, heaving for breath as sweat caked every inch of his body. Ever since the Young Flier's Competition, he'd been flying over to Ponyville to practice with Rainbow Dash whenever he could get time off from work. He hoped to change careers to a Weather Pony, but he just didn't think it'd be so much hard work!Rainbow Dash flew up effortlessly next to him as he panted ther...